• Mike

    Ya, not so much…

  • OneClownShoe

    So Germany has photoshop. 'Bout time.

  • Throbbit Yuengling

    The guitar is symbolic.

    • top dog

      Symbolic of what?

      • Phallic Cymbals

        If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you.

      • ZortekV

        Her(It's) HUGE GAPING VAGINA! Dumb-ass!

        • top dog

          I wasn't talking to you..dip shit.

      • 100window

        people's lack of understanding when it comes to irony

  • fussyeater

    You don't mind that her navel is six inches too high in the archery photo?

    • Crystal

      Blearrgh I didn't even notice that! Ew how gross… Come on, photoshoppers – get it right!

    • Maureen

      Haaha Thats the first thing i noticed about that pic!

  • spook01

    nah.. the condom to keep her brand of syphilis away hasn't been invented yet.

  • Scud Muffin

    You might want to proof read the title of this post…

    • norm

      Maybe "acutally" means "not"?

  • Phreaky

    The last photo made the rounds as she was shooting it, the paps got pictures on the beach and some sites dragged the shots back out to compare to the published version – it's ridiculous how much they photoshopped. Her freckles are so severe it looks like she has some kind of skin disease, and she generally always looks dirty, not dirty in a hot way, dirty in a "needs a bath" way, mostly because of the skin staining from her freckles is so gross and partly because I think she really does just need a bath usually.

    • ZortekV

      Yeah – she it's called psoriasis!

      • ZortekV

        Psoriasis! Why bother proofing here anymore?

  • John

    where did all the freckles go?
    oh yea, forgot she used photoshop cream that day…

  • onemanQ

    She will never be attractive, she looks like if you touched her she'd feel sticky

    • Nova

      Yeah, she's dirty and not in the good way. Usually, half-assed peroxide blonde and bits of toilet paper stuck doesn't cut it for women who are paid millions to look good.

  •!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

    4-Jealous of her wicked bow and outfit but bellybuttons are never attached to your sternum.

    •!/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHathNoFury

      And they could have at least had her pull correctly. if there were any resistance on the thing, she's ruin her elbow and smack herself in the face. Which may be just fine. /rant

    • admiralevident

      Holy schnikies, how did I miss that? The back of her navel must rub on her liver or something acting as some sort of stimulant…maybe that's why she can do so many drugs.

      It really is a shame. The girl does have talent, the unbiased eye can see its presence. Even at an early age she ad acting chops. Hopefully she'll get her act together and become a Drew Barrymore type.

  • dw55

    yeah, also on her schedule "spend couple of months in jail"
    she is a busy woman also a ho maybe that's on her schedule too??

  • ChrisDG74

    Nope. Still wouldn't do her. I can see the herpes sores from here.

  • Dez

    airbrushed skank, end of.

  • R. Burgundy-SanDiego

    Lilo= Epic Fail She's squandered her looks, money and career. All before the age of 30!

  • Jaxk
  • top dog

    Who is Lilo and whats so hot about her? Every woman that wear a bikini is not hot, this one don't even come close.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Gimme a gallon of bodywash, a box of brillo pads a belt sander, sand blaster and some penicillin……..Nah still not gonna help…….

  • Htownpunk

    Man, she really has become a skank, hasn't she? How unfortunate……..

  • ozzie

    what a shame cause she had awesome boobs in that one movie where she had awesome boobs. she was kinda funny too…

  • DaDude

    I still think that she is hot.

  • ZortekV

    It's official! is no longer cool. Thanks for the memories. Pffft.

    • chrisdg74

      Goodbye and good riddance. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. In other words, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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  • donuteyes

    just a bunch of slack-jawed faggots leavin' comments on this post…

    • Lilo

      Gay is you, Little Dick. Gay is you.

    • top dog

      Hey, it's what we do!

  • Noodles

    Seriously! WTF?!?! I am sure it isn't April 1st! So either someone hacked theChive today and posted this bullshit or Team Lilo sent you guys a post dated check for some positive press. Either way you guys suck for doing keeping it up on your page. I almost thought theChive wasn't a media whore. At least there are a hundred other sites out there that are cool enough not to post such humorless swill. "Kinda really super hot???" This combination of words would only get your ass kicked if spoken in my circle of friends.

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