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So I went shopping for mail-order redheads last night… (25 Photos)

As many of you know, I think mail-order brides make fantastic purchases. Here's the latest group of redheads for your add-to-cart consideration...

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  1. fourTWOzero says:

    FOREMOST!

  2. dolby says:

    shit like this is why i love the chive

  3. chrisdg74 says:

    I would love to add a couple of these to my cart. Now if only I can figure out how to order without my wife finding out. I will just have to make sure I am home first on delivery day.

  4. paul says:

    i'd make mine wear a dress all day around the house. just fyi

  5. walk it off says:

    I'd take #8 for a couple reasons

  6. Moody Critic says:

    Haven't we learned anything from Mel Gibson??? Just say no!

  7. Jonny Redneck says:

    Of course, you do realize that they're going to spy for Mother Russia, right?

  8. An Amazed European says:

    2, 5, 7 and 8 added to cart. The 1992 freaked me out :O I'm only two years older!

  9. pet_wookiee says:

    Damn… Fleur… FTW!

  10. MiPo_TheGoaT says:

    Silly Ginger girls!!! The things they are gonna have to do for a green card

  11. fourTWOzero says:

    Is it me or is Ania the retarded one of the bunch?

  12. Big J says:

    Is there a rent to own program?

  13. top dog says:

    They are young ain't they? But I wonder if Svetlana inherited those traits from her mother. Depending on what she(mommy)look like, we can talk…..her mommy of course.

  14. dkbales says:

    Mmmmm… Redheads!!!

    • Kat says:

      hey im a 27 year old NATURAL red head. half those girls pictured on here are even real redheads look at their eyebrows. At least my red curtains match my red landing strip.

      • Mike says:

        that was suppose to say AREN'T, wasnt it? thats okay i understood what you meant. Sooo i heard you redheads are freaky in bed right, i want to see what you look like.

  15. MiPo_TheGoaT says:

    from 17 comments down to 6!!!!! HMMM Chive-alicious comment system

  16. Gutterville says:

    I throught that mail order brides stopped in the 90s becuase the russian sex ratio was getting balanced again

  17. farisdayoff says:

    John, how much bigger does the Chive need to get before you pull the trigger?

  18. one shot, one kill says:

    …Order now and recieve your FREE copy of “The Russain Forearm Workout” by Youbin Yurkenov

  19. fourTWOzero says:

    WTF is going on here???

    • robsterling says:

      fourTWOzero,
      You are high again. I'm guessing it started when you fired up that bowl at about 4:20. Drink some water (it is important to stay hydrated) then kick back and watch some TiVo'ed episodes of Robot Chicken or Squidbillies. If that isn't available, lay down and stare at a ceiling fan.

      You'll be o.k.

  20. PrimerGray says:

    # 5 photobomb FTW!

  21. fourTWOzero says:

    *breaks through wall* First – oh yeaahh!!

  22. Peter says:

    my girl's a redhead ftw :D

  23. dt520 says:

    1 – yummy redheads

    2 – new comment system sucks, you can't make us think otherwise.

  24. julietromeobravo says:

    sweet

  25. Kit says:

    #5 nice photobomb

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