Imagine waking up next to this sea donkey (17 Photos)

  • Tessa

    Natural beauty ftw

  • Big boy


    • DeMonikk1


  • Greenerblues


  • Bella

    Where are her eyebrows?

  • JKD

    And to think that she uses this power for evil.

  • Joshua Collins

    Baby Jesus Christ!!!

    • John

      WHo the hell do you think you are anyway!

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Er….how does she do that to her eyes?

    • Frenchgirl

      i was asking myself the same thing
      then I found

      hmmm blowing on fake lashes i can feel the germs crawling ^^

    • rachehe

      she's using eyelid glue or tape to create a crease in her eyelids

    • emmm

      Yeah eyelid tape, really common in Asia, it's that stuff in the pink packet

  • Htownpunk

    Fuck that! Pic #2 looks like a Klingon prostitute.

    • hMMMM


  • stafferty

    Oh, but I am a liar because I keep three tube socks in my boxer/breifs and drive and keep a Mercedees key on my keychain despite the fact the judges in six counties won't allow me to drive anymore.

    • top dog

      Well if you can fool em with a Mercedees key, you're a better man than me.


    even more proof that asians dont have souls

  • Inspi

    Paper or plastic? I'd go with plastic in this case.

  • Clickawhat

    Meh, I've woke up next to worse looking

  • Phreaky

    Did we already forget this Chive post?

    "Chinese celebrities, or as I like to call them, liars (10 Photos)"

    Chinese celebrities with and without makeup.

    Same thing. Different day.

  • dajesus

    She's a man, man.

  • cdnalor

    So cute Asian girls w/o make-up look like Asian guys and we've seen Asian guys with make-up who look like cute Asian girls…is the next step interchangeable naughty bits?

  • Mustafa_Beer

    I was waiting for the LadyBoy watermark

  • Guest

    More Asian racism, really Chive. You guys are pathetic.

    • Fucker

      Agreed, you guys are fucking assholes.

      It's not hard to make girls look ugly.
      Step 1: Take any of the girls from your hot girl posts.
      Step 2: Get them to wake up in the morning without makeup.
      Step 3: Ask them to half-open their eyes and put their lips into an ugly frown.
      Step 4: Add makeup, open eyes, and smile.

      • rachehe

        her eyes are open fully in all the pictures… racist

  • top dog

    Well, all women wear make up, but not all of em need it. Some women don't want you to see them without make up, them the ones I tend to stay away from. Any woman that will show you the before and after make up pictures get a thumbs up from me.

    • Outlier

      Not all women wear makeup. I don't.

  • blinded

    What has been seen cannot be unseen…

  • Shac


  • theCHIVE: Makeup transformation (17 photos) - Funny Pics

    […] HERE to see this transformation on […]

  • Frown

    So now you delete comments criticizing your website, but leave racist ones up? This site keeps hitting new lows every day.

    • Isabelle

      I love you. I wish more people called out shit on the internet like you just have.

  • Steve

    Those two are not even the same girl, her eye lids didn't magically get smaller….and no it is not the make-up.

    • lamp

      no its the same girl.
      she put on eyelid tape to create the eyelid crease. and then she put in circle lens to widen her irises

  • Hwrd_Strns_Pns

    Q: Why do they call you sea donkey?
    A: He awwl, he awwl, he always calls me that

  • Jaxk

    WoW! Exact same post as izismile yesterday.. damn chive? WTF?

    • its_forge

      Do you have some bizarre fantasy that this site and izismile are not run by the same group of people?

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