This would suck (3 Photos)

Ralph and Paloma Werner were enjoying a nice day sailing off the coast of South Africa when this 40-ton whale decided to say hello. The whale actually landed on the boat thrashed around the vessel before slipping back into the water. Luckily, nobody was hurt.

  • FightingCorsair

    What did they do to piss off the whale?

    • flenin

      took a shit in the ocean

    • Brandon

      They were blowing vuvuzelas

    • top dog

      They mooned him.

  • nemesis

    The right whale is practically blind and the engine was switched off so it's likely it didn't even know the boat was there.

  • Htownpunk

    Fucking Moby Dick……….

  • dajesus

    I'm on a boat!

    • Joe

      never heard that before…

    • Son of Dad

      a tip of the cap… you beat me to it lol

  • Vern - Chicago

    How the F do you time a shot like that…? Arrogant rich people that have photogs follow them around 24/7.

    • rachehe

      someone on a nearby sightseeing boat took the picture lol

    • Brad

      dont be jealous

    • HellHathNoFury

      You sure as hell don't mind when it's arrogant hot rich girls.

  • MiPo_TheGoat

    Next week on Whale Wars……….

    • Sups

      Shit just got REAL

  • sha shizza

    they need to caption #1 "FUCK YO BOAT"

  • wkdfrog


  • robsterling

    I hate it when my ex-wife drops in unannounced.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Hmmm, Sperm Whale, seamen… soooo many options. And I won't even say anything about the "poop" deck !

  • tommybhoy

    Must have thought they were japanese….

  • peteyroberto

    fuck you dolphin , FUCK YOU WHALE!!

  • Equalizer

    show off

  • Anonymous

    Intrepid… ha… not so fearless now are you?

  • greenerblues

    The whale knew what they were up to. Just before, they had plotted a course for San Diego-aka Whale's Vagina

  • alysinwunderland

    I feel sorry for the whale.

  • Sharktopus

    Everyone listen up. I have an important announcement to make. CANNONBALL!!!!!

  • dw55

    i don't know why but it brings memories from free willy to me

  • top dog

    Somebody on the boat must have mooned the whale and thought is was funny….the whale didn't think so.
    NOTE: If you are gonna moon a 40 ton whale make sure your ass is tanned.

  • Gandalf..

    i'm neva goin back in the sea….

    • Son of Dad

      amen to that

  • HellHathNoFury

    HULK SPLASH!!!!!

  • insuranceforareason

    I wonder if that's covered under comp or collision?? lol

  • Tainted Tuna

    Serves you right, rich fuck.

  • Will
  • Sharktopus

    Whale failboat!!! See what I did there?

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