• Mustafa_Beer

    A sigh is but a gust of wind that comes up from your heart…
    and if it takes a downward path, then it's called a fart!

  • Firsty McFirsterson


    • nickel.pl8ed

      Faily McDoucherson

  • SilentButtDeadly

    "These can be sometimes odorless and sometimes 'DEATHLY' ." "Deathly?" Seriously? I refudiate that word!

  • Captain

    Beans Beans the magical fruit,
    down your leg and out your boot.

  • chrisdg74

    Beans, beans. The musical fruit.
    The more you eat, the more you toot.
    The more you toot, the better you feel.
    Let's have beans with every meal.

    • Vern - Chicago

      Beans, beans. Are good for the heart.
      The more you eat, the more you fart.
      The more you fart, the better you feel,
      So eat beans with EVERY meal.

  • Gandalf..

    Fire in the hole!!!

    • workin_donkey

      That's what she said!

      • HellHathNoFury

        You might want to get that checked, bro.

    • MiPo_TheGoat

      it may be time for a gluteus pluggias dude

  • Jay Rock

    I farted twice while reading that….very high in H2S

  • pooy

    i pooed my pants

  • tugbote

    Farty McFarterson

  • northerner

    Courtesy of Fartly Goodwind, no doubt…

  • Derek Skinner

    I'm so damn immature, I couldn't help but laugh hard at this.

  • Retired Navy

    The late great George Carlin on farts: I think I'll stay home and read in the closet toight!

  • 5eagles

    Random Chiving!!! 😀


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