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Facts about your farts

July 22, 2010 | In: Funny

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Mustafa_Beer

A sigh is but a gust of wind that comes up from your heart…
and if it takes a downward path, then it's called a fart!
Firsty McFirsterson

First?

nickel.pl8ed

Faily McDoucherson

SilentButtDeadly

"These can be sometimes odorless and sometimes 'DEATHLY' ." "Deathly?" Seriously? I refudiate that word!
Captain

Beans Beans the magical fruit,
down your leg and out your boot.
http://intensedebate.com/profiles/chrisdg74 chrisdg74

Beans, beans. The musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
Let's have beans with every meal.

Vern – Chicago

Beans, beans. Are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat beans with EVERY meal.

http://intensedebate.com/profiles/traveloracle Gandalf..

Fire in the hole!!!

workin_donkey

That's what she said!

http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

You might want to get that checked, bro.

http://intensedebate.com/people/MiPo_TheGoat MiPo_TheGoat

it may be time for a gluteus pluggias dude

Jay Rock

I farted twice while reading that….very high in H2S
pooy

i pooed my pants
tugbote

Farty McFarterson
northerner

Courtesy of Fartly Goodwind, no doubt…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001131878888 Derek Skinner

I'm so damn immature, I couldn't help but laugh hard at this.
Retired Navy

The late great George Carlin on farts: I think I'll stay home and read in the closet toight!
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