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July 22, 2010 |
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A sigh is but a gust of wind that comes up from your heart…
and if it takes a downward path, then it's called a fart!
"These can be sometimes odorless and sometimes 'DEATHLY' ." "Deathly?" Seriously? I refudiate that word!
Beans Beans the magical fruit,
down your leg and out your boot.
Beans, beans. The musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
Let's have beans with every meal.
Beans, beans. Are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat beans with EVERY meal.
Fire in the hole!!!
That's what she said!
You might want to get that checked, bro.
it may be time for a gluteus pluggias dude
I farted twice while reading that….very high in H2S
i pooed my pants
Courtesy of Fartly Goodwind, no doubt…
I'm so damn immature, I couldn't help but laugh hard at this.
The late great George Carlin on farts: I think I'll stay home and read in the closet toight!
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