• parker


  • Bob


    • P Diddily

      First fail!

      • nickel.pl8ed

        I'm sure it wasn't his first.

        • Son of Dad


  • Sharktopus

    Off to ride my jet ski lion into the sunset

  • Kaz


  • SilentButtDeadly


  • sha shizza

    no one is first when morgan freeman's god.

  • planesmith

    Guess what? Chive have created the very best of reasons NOT to visit a website!!!
    They now host not just one irritating advert with voice-over but THREE on the same page so you now have to find ALL THREE to turn them off!!! Either they are just plane greedy for revenue that they don't bother to check out what they're hosting or they really just want to piss off their readers!!
    What a great reason to un-bookmark a site!

    • QWERTY

      Here's a tip:
      Get firefox, and then, in the addons page, look for adblock plus. Install it on firefox, come back here, and there will be absolutely no ads.

    • Channy

      give me a break..

    • Milyd

      I have an idea – leave and don't come back. Nobody's forcing you to go to the Chive. have a nice day

    • fourTWOzero

      lol….i have a feeling we will still be seeing planesmith here at the chive!!!!

    • Driz

      How does using mute sound?

      • Captain Obvious

        A bit quiet.

    • Brendan

      ADblock + is hard to download.

  • Gandalf..

    it was THIS big…

  • Htownpunk

    This may be the most retarded post I've seen yet.

  • robsterling

    This was semi-funny until the writer injected his own lame-ass religious views.
    "Nonexistent figment of your imagination.." yeah buddy, lick my sack.
    I really don't care if you believe in God or not, but when you openly refer to my faith as if it were a delusion then I will defend it.

    By the way, the God I believe in created boobs.

    • chrisdg74

      And MY God created motor boating.

      • anarcrust

        Everybody believes their god created boobs. But yours told you not to touch them.

    • fourTWOzero

      is your delusional ass done ranting?!?

    • part

      I think the chive is equal opportunity, really. They don't hold back on anybody or any group so why shy away from religious stuff? I thought it was funny as hell

    • top dog

      What faith of yours did the writer refer to? and "lick my sack"? is that godly?
      Thats three questions, you can answer all three by answering just one, but you gotta pick the right one.

      • robsterling

        Who died and made you God?

        Do you realize that your name spelled backwards is "God Pot?"

        • HellHathNoFury

          best pot ever!

          • Beau

            I don't always play God, but when I do, I play Morgan Freeman.

        • top dog

          And your spelled backwards is "gnilretsbor", whats your point?

      • HellHathNoFury

        There Can Only Be One…..

    • jjj

      rofl uneducated kid is mad

  • Confused

    This is good but a video form would be better

  • HellHathNoFury

    /worst joke ever:
    If God is Love, and Love is blind, and Stevie Wonder is blind, then Morgan Freeman plays the piano.

    • fourTWOzero

      my brain hurted with that one o.0

    • spook01

      umm… no

      • HellHath NoFury

        You're so insightful. You clearly have me beat.

  • top dog

    That is funny!!!! Haaaaaaahahahaha!!!

  • MiPo_TheGoat

    Id like to nominate Morgan Freeman for GOD…..he has an academy award and he makes all of Batmans cool toys….Thats a win in my book

  • sippinator94

    Before we get to business, let me just say: This is funny. It could of been better though, if John did not interject his religious opinions into the strip, though. It does not matter if you are a believer or not, I think anyone who inserts their opinion (minority or not) that you disagree with, is a little awkward.

  • Gigantico

    i'm sending that to morgan freeman…if a lot of others will also do, he may does this sketch

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  • CPO_Mendez

    The sad thing is, I keep hearing his voice saying it in my head ><

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