Darth Vader robs a bank, you can’t make this up (2 Photos)

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The Empire is feeling the effects of a poor economy. Just a couple hours ago, Darth Vader walked into a Long Island bank and robbed it. I don't quite understand why he brandished a gun seeing that he can choke out the teller with a wave of his hand... I digress.
The man is on the run and was last seen headed toward the Jersey Turnpike in a 1957 Starfighter.
Details at Gothamist.

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  • thomas

    I find your lack of funds disturbing

  • pankerton

    I am altering this bank, pray I don't alter it any further

    • Jackson

      Impressive. Most impressive

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/okthenjustpickoneforme dajesus

    Luke…I AM your robber

  • Equalizer

    This post are Boring

    • parsec second

      your english are boring. go back to 4chan

  • mark

    All too easy

  • Marcus

    somebody has to pay for the Death Star

  • Dan Finke

    rofl, i gotta visit the chive comment section a little more often

  • tommybhoy

    The Empire is beging investigated by the FBI…Death Star has to be finished soon!
    And he never uses his powers when he has been drinking JD n coke all night ;)

  • Shane

    News said he took off on a BICYCLE!!!!! WTF???

  • nerdbutt

    You are unwise to lower your defenses!!!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/MiPo_TheGoat MiPo_TheGoat

    Maintenance on the DeathStar must be a bitch

  • sha shizza

    And now, your teller, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel cash!

  • MaxSpain

    You are part of a rebel alliance and a teller!

    • Jonathan

      Take her away! LOL

  • fourTWOzero

    why didnt he just use that little ATM machine on his chest?

  • sdfhka uy nnals

    Why is Vader doing this? Didn't the stimulus package bail out the Empire?

  • john g

    the force is strong with this one

  • http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/darth-vader-robs-a-bank-really/ Darth Vader Robs a Bank. Really. | Heavy.com

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  • http://flavors.me/sarahot Sarah Valdes

    This story has been on worldwide news networks as a light hearted item but the sight of the guy cowering on the floor behind him shows this would have been terrifying for those present

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/CPO_Mendez CPO_Mendez

    Credit Scores do not concern me, Admiral. I want that credit card with the panda on it, not excuses.

  • fuckhertightbutt

    Luke, I have your college fund

  • Hugh G. Rection

    I find your lack of funds disurbing.

    • dietroll

      I find your English disturbing.

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