Daily Afternoon Randomness (37 Photos)

those xzibit posts are getting old

11 ummmm isn't that kind of the point of Winnie the Pooh?

#24 – The End of History, a 55% abv beer from the Brew Dog microbrewery in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. Oh so proud of my boys.

#25 made me laugh so hard I peed a little.

#2 Erm…..no, no it's not.!
#18 Cctogen Prime.
#21 Hahahah genius!.

Dear Nike Girl:

My dick, is hard. Like the letter L. Only the "L" is lowercase, and round. So really, it is a bubble "L". But do not worry, if you sit on it, it will not pop. Ten-thousand lunges seems like a lot, but you need to do ten-thousand more, so instead of that lowercase c, you can have an uppercase C. If you don't mind, I would like your butt to be a space heater to my wang. Albeit, your butt is not a Border Collie, it is a great dane. A very big, very nice, Great Dane. I may not be scorning your butt, but I would still like to kiss it. A lot. Your butt is big, and it is nice.

There's a whole lotta WTF around here today…

#14 is guaranteed to give me nightmares tonight

The fact that a girl reading 26 is so self-conscious about her own similarly-shaped ass that she sympathizes with the ad is pretty laughable. Have some self-esteem. Skinny bitches are gross anyways.

Ah #22, grew up about 15 minutes from that place. Gotta love Newfoundland and crazy place-names.

and that’s why i love helicopters

#24 I don't care if the bottle creeps me out. If I had Thousands of dollars to waste on single beers, I would definitely buy one of those 55% alc/vol monstrosities!

Confused as to why #36 is considered chiveworthy.

Embassador is the same as Ambassador, it's just not used in American English.

One does not simply log on to Mordor.

Saw #37 and then visited #26

#37, Um….er….ah….whew! Sure got hot in here….

so, 21 seems prettay accurate until the 2nd post where someone doesn't understand obama did nothing. like employ the free japanese sea vessels that were supplied by JAPAN. because, you know, they like us and all. But you know,w ahtever. Fuck that dickhead. he's a worthless piece of shit. yay for free speech that actually mean ssomething in this nation!