These mail order brides got returned to sender (29 Photos)

They're called 'Second Chance Sweethearts'. These are the mail-order brides that, for whatever reason, got returned to their homeland. Now they want a second chance. I mean, do you get a discount? Would you add any of these gals to cart?

  • mikethecarpenter

    ill take the last from top add all to cart

  • chrisdg74

    Either there was WAAAAAAY too much airbrushing on the photos(hell, some of them are still butt-ass ugly WITH airbrushing), or they are total bi-atches.
    I'd have returned these as well.

    • Jacob

      Looks like someone's single

      • ChrisDG74

        Oh, you poor fool. If you only knew. Been married since April, 1997.

        • Da Cuntstabber

          With a yank skank for sure!!!

    • sally

      I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is ___ B l a c k w h i t e C u p i d * C o m ___ All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!

      • chrisdg74

        Seriously, eat a big, fat pecker you skank.

  • Sauru

    some really good looking girls here but how do they look without all the make up and shit? what are you gonna wake up next to? also they are probably bat shit crazy so hell no i wont add them to the cart. now if they are still at the bar around 4 am thats a different story

  • krisb

    Guess they took their 1st American husband for all he had and returned to Russia etc. to split it with the pimp.

  • tyler

    #17,18 looks all sorts of crazy

    • dkbales

      Ain't she the crazy chick from "Two and a Half Men"?

  • morris

    #23 i would def. add to cart

  • Cabali

    I can't help but get a 'former prostitute' vibe from these pics.

    • Frenchgirl

      why "former"?

    • Da Cuntstabber

      no, don't get confused they're not americans

  • fourTWOzero

    wow…that sucks!! i imagine this to be just as sad as having to tell the kid you adopted 2 months ago that you no longer love him and that he has to go back to the foster home!!

    • northerner

      Very good insight, fourTWOzero. My thoughts, too. That's rough territory to walk in…

  • BillyBuffalo

    I'd take #12 for a test drive.

  • top dog

    "Never judge a book by it's cover" The cover may look nice, but then you open up the book, and blank pages. I wouldn't add em to my cart….so dasvidaniya.

  • OneClownShoe

    Behind every hot woman there is a man who is fed up with her bullshit.

  • Mattythegooch

    Why the HELL would you return #2…….unless she has a cock??

    • Johnniringo


  • jimmycrackcorn

    I'd have a hard time returning #23 or 26……….. c'mon man

  • Mr. Smythe

    Returned cuz Russian women are batshit crazy!

    • Da Cuntstabber

      And yer yank skanks stupid as fuck!!!

  • northerner

    OOOOOOkayyyyyy. Agree, not all that glitters is gold. Yes, makeup when it's off, hides a multitude of flaws. But, come on. Ugly? Not hardly, dudes. A picture doesn't tell anything below the surface. For so many to be returned, there had to be some serious character flaw or serious areas of incompatibility with their proposed "spouses". From a visual standpoint, of course, I could handle ANY of them. As was said, waking up next to them, the give-and-take of marriage bonding can be seriously halted by the "bitch" factor. And the hard-headedness of the guy, too. We DO bear some responsibility. Just sayin'.

  • Martin

    Who in his right mind would send #23 back??

  • northerner

    #6, 14, 20, 26, ohhhhhhh those legs….wow….Shazayum!

  • George Costanza

    Not a chance in hell I would ever have anything to do with some mail order whore from the former Soviet Union/Eastern Bloc. Desperate moneygrubbing whores who are probably the property of some Russian mobster or Turkish pimp. Nothing but trouble, just ask Mel Gibson!

    • Da Cuntstabber

      desperate moneygrubbing whores? that sounds more american my cowboy!!

  • Smeagol

    I think a couple of them are decent. They got their second chance because they were acquitted of all charges the first time.

  • Joe Kroger

    Many of them are cute but I'll bet they're all are crazy as a shithouse rat.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      You don't have the right to have a Keith Richards pic if you have facebook cunt let alone talk about women you'll NEVER meet or fuck

    • Tim Burr

      So u can buy a stable of crazy chicks who like sex and have daddy issues. And the problem is, what, storage?

  • Tim

    Is there a quantity discount?

  • I. P. Freely.

    None of these are hot at all.

    • You Are

      You think that because you like dick

  • Buffet

    Anyone who would return #26 has lost their damned mind!!!

    • northerner

      Amen, bro!!!!!

  • MEL !


  • rikooprate

    2, 12, 16, 22 & 26 are full of WIN.

    • Jawbone

      And you're full of "I'm a fucking retard".

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