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These mail order brides got returned to sender (29 Photos)

They're called 'Second Chance Sweethearts'. These are the mail-order brides that, for whatever reason, got returned to their homeland. Now they want a second chance. I mean, do you get a discount? Would you add any of these gals to cart?

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  1. mikethecarpenter says:

    ill take the last from top add all to cart

  2. chrisdg74 says:

    Either there was WAAAAAAY too much airbrushing on the photos(hell, some of them are still butt-ass ugly WITH airbrushing), or they are total bi-atches.
    I'd have returned these as well.

  3. Sauru says:

    some really good looking girls here but how do they look without all the make up and shit? what are you gonna wake up next to? also they are probably bat shit crazy so hell no i wont add them to the cart. now if they are still at the bar around 4 am thats a different story

  4. krisb says:

    Guess they took their 1st American husband for all he had and returned to Russia etc. to split it with the pimp.

  5. tyler says:

    #17,18 looks all sorts of crazy

  6. morris says:

    #23 i would def. add to cart

  7. Cabali says:

    I can't help but get a 'former prostitute' vibe from these pics.

  8. fourTWOzero says:

    wow…that sucks!! i imagine this to be just as sad as having to tell the kid you adopted 2 months ago that you no longer love him and that he has to go back to the foster home!!

  9. BillyBuffalo says:

    I'd take #12 for a test drive.

  10. top dog says:

    "Never judge a book by it's cover" The cover may look nice, but then you open up the book, and blank pages. I wouldn't add em to my cart….so dasvidaniya.

  11. OneClownShoe says:

    Behind every hot woman there is a man who is fed up with her bullshit.

  12. Mattythegooch says:

    Why the HELL would you return #2…….unless she has a cock??

  13. jimmycrackcorn says:

    I'd have a hard time returning #23 or 26……….. c'mon man

  14. Mr. Smythe says:

    Returned cuz Russian women are batshit crazy!

  15. northerner says:

    OOOOOOkayyyyyy. Agree, not all that glitters is gold. Yes, makeup when it's off, hides a multitude of flaws. But, come on. Ugly? Not hardly, dudes. A picture doesn't tell anything below the surface. For so many to be returned, there had to be some serious character flaw or serious areas of incompatibility with their proposed "spouses". From a visual standpoint, of course, I could handle ANY of them. As was said, waking up next to them, the give-and-take of marriage bonding can be seriously halted by the "bitch" factor. And the hard-headedness of the guy, too. We DO bear some responsibility. Just sayin'.

  16. Martin says:

    Who in his right mind would send #23 back??

  17. northerner says:

    #6, 14, 20, 26, ohhhhhhh those legs….wow….Shazayum!

  18. George Costanza says:

    Not a chance in hell I would ever have anything to do with some mail order whore from the former Soviet Union/Eastern Bloc. Desperate moneygrubbing whores who are probably the property of some Russian mobster or Turkish pimp. Nothing but trouble, just ask Mel Gibson!

  19. Smeagol says:

    I think a couple of them are decent. They got their second chance because they were acquitted of all charges the first time.

  20. Joe Kroger says:

    Many of them are cute but I'll bet they're all are crazy as a shithouse rat.

    • Da Cuntstabber says:

      You don't have the right to have a Keith Richards pic if you have facebook cunt let alone talk about women you'll NEVER meet or fuck

    • Tim Burr says:

      So u can buy a stable of crazy chicks who like sex and have daddy issues. And the problem is, what, storage?

  21. Tim says:

    Is there a quantity discount?

  22. Buffet says:

    Anyone who would return #26 has lost their damned mind!!!

  23. MEL ! says:

    OH BABY THEY ARE SO HOT!!!!

  24. I. P. Freely. says:

    None of these are hot at all.

  25. rikooprate says:

    2, 12, 16, 22 & 26 are full of WIN.

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