• verbal kint

    Ok, WTF is psuedo?

  • Alan

    I'm so jealous it hurts.

  • Knights of Ni

    Sooo, is she posing in a hospital corridor or something?

  • Htownpunk

    Gotta love a good 'ol fashioned face fuck!

  • verbal kint

    Is there a ceiling cat up there or something?

  • cam

    She is cheating on him.

  • Sauru

    the real question is does she go through with it or is she all talk

  • anon


  • its_forge

    The ex yoosta greet me at the door wearing a French maid costume, no underpants thank you, holding an ice-cold martini. Yes only special occasions but yeah, too bad she was effing crazy 'cuz otherwise a keeper.

  • HellHath NoFury

    Between the 'perfect boyfriend' thing and the perfect note, i say this was written in a world where we do not live.

    • CPO_Mendez

      Yeah… I was guessing fake myself… If I got a note like that I'd keep it to myself… For my own personal enjoyment.

  • MiPo_TheGoat

    WOW, this dude writes like a girl!!!

  • muscledrifter

    The dumb fuckin broad forgot the beer!!!

    • HellHath NoFury

      With legs and a face like that, you wouldn't need beer.

  • guest


  • Cudaman

    The definition of a perfect women is one who cooks, cleans, and swallows! Oh do I love my wife of 17 years!

  • Biggus Diccus

    Lucky guy, he gets to workout with that chick

  • thetech2

    just someone elses bitch his mom wrote the note for him my wifes like that and I have known a few girls like that seriously they are all like that ya just gotta warm them up to the idea of getting skull fucked three or maybe four times a week its like training a new pet they get used to it

  • avoidz

    Why does it look like she's in a psych ward or something?

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  • Buffet

    Everyone seems to be missing the main point – he has muscles. That's what counts most with chics. Trust me.

  • A.J.

    I added this to favorites, just so I have something to remind me to keep living.

  • Kyle

    I want one.

  • Chris

    I think you would have more fun fucking the lasagna. She's not that hot.

  • sdc

    Are some of you people really that stupid?

    The chive makes most of this $&!^ up! Haven't you all been fooled enough?

  • BoBo

    FUCK…! LOL

  • LadyPayne

    Bullshit… I am that way!!! Ask my boyfriend… I tell him stuff like that all the time! I love doing it actually… like the reactions I get from it…. Plus I like being his dirty bitch…. Just because you haven't found a girl willing enough to do it… Doesn't mean that they don't exist

    • go ef

      atta girl ladypayne, do your part!

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