Best. Girlfriend. Ever. (3 Photos)

Ok, WTF is psuedo?

I'm so jealous it hurts.

Sooo, is she posing in a hospital corridor or something?

Gotta love a good 'ol fashioned face fuck!

Is there a ceiling cat up there or something?

She is cheating on him.

the real question is does she go through with it or is she all talk

wrong

The ex yoosta greet me at the door wearing a French maid costume, no underpants thank you, holding an ice-cold martini. Yes only special occasions but yeah, too bad she was effing crazy 'cuz otherwise a keeper.

Between the 'perfect boyfriend' thing and the perfect note, i say this was written in a world where we do not live.

WOW, this dude writes like a girl!!!

The dumb fuckin broad forgot the beer!!!

Awesome.

The definition of a perfect women is one who cooks, cleans, and swallows! Oh do I love my wife of 17 years!

Lucky guy, he gets to workout with that chick

just someone elses bitch his mom wrote the note for him my wifes like that and I have known a few girls like that seriously they are all like that ya just gotta warm them up to the idea of getting skull fucked three or maybe four times a week its like training a new pet they get used to it

Why does it look like she's in a psych ward or something?

[...] This is by far the best girlfriend ever – [The Chive] [...]

Everyone seems to be missing the main point – he has muscles. That's what counts most with chics. Trust me.

I added this to favorites, just so I have something to remind me to keep living.

I want one.

I think you would have more fun fucking the lasagna. She's not that hot.

Are some of you people really that stupid?

The chive makes most of this $&!^ up! Haven't you all been fooled enough?

FUCK…! LOL

Bullshit… I am that way!!! Ask my boyfriend… I tell him stuff like that all the time! I love doing it actually… like the reactions I get from it…. Plus I like being his dirty bitch…. Just because you haven't found a girl willing enough to do it… Doesn't mean that they don't exist