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More animals I don’t hate (26 Photos)

July 29, 2010 | In: Animals, Awesome, Funny

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Choogar

Pretty sure the raccoons in #19 are dead & stuffed…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

I know it's true, but it makes me sad.
workin_donkey

I'm pretty sure the jugs in #26 are dead and stuffed as well.
floscar

Really what makes you think that? The fact that they are calmly rowing a mini canoe on a table? They are just special trained raccoons.

joeoby

#17 is a baby ??????

Bob

Its a baby chocobo.

Yo mama

is that Obama in #18?? Pretty sure it is

The real D. Nozzle

Is yo mama a stupid whore? Pretty sure she is. just look at that hat on that elongated horse face.

Yo mama

No…but your mom is a stupid whore. You have a lot of nerve talking sh*t about the way people look, when you don't have the balls to post your real picture. So…lets see it. Post your picture if you're a real man. I'll wait.

Pussy Stink McGee

By the way…if the real D. Nozzle wanted his comeback he'd wipe it off your mom's chin.

The real D. Nozzle

well played my friend. well played.

Yo mama

whatever. The real D Nozzle and Pussy Stink McGee are the same person!

The real D. Nozzle

No, I am not clever enough to break out with a come back like that. But thanks for thinking so highly of me.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Wow, that's my pic. Thanks for the juvenile insult, asshat. That's my offspring's hat, by the way, and it is awesome.

Pussy Stink McGee

Wow…you're an idiot. You're saying that black people look like monkeys. Now that I know what you look like if I ever see your racist face in my neighborhood, I'll be sure to slap the shit out of it.

Yo mama

Actually…I said Obama looked like a monkey. I said nothing about black people looking like monkeys. You just said that, idiot. Way to go. Talk about stupid.

fourTWOzero

were all evolved monkeys…so everyone shutup!

The real D. Nozzle

the stoner speaks the truth.

Hez26

And what is it that makes Obama favor a monkey exactly??…..whether racists or not you should know that those type of comments aren't welcomed here….better luck next time.

Yo mama

I think it's great when uneducated people can't win an argument, so the first thing out of their mouth is, "racist!". The little asumption you made when I called Obama a monkey, and you just assumed I was talking about ALL black people, just proves my point. You are the racist that said all black people look like monkeys. You're not fooling anyone, dumbass.

The real D. Nozzle

No, I am pretty sure he fooled me. I still believe you are the racist and he was just calling you out. But what else can you expect from someone who is smart enough to not put his picture on a website and then start making racist comments?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

You should really refrain from impersonating females that are far more intelligent than yourself.

The real D. Nozzle

**Arms up in victorious position at the reaction achieved from a horse faced racist.**————————–>

Yo mama

omg…you are so gay. Yay for you, loser!

The real D. Nozzle

now you gotta get all homophobe on it too? damn kid, you got problems.

Yo mama

fuk the imigrants too! There…I think that about covers all of the people that I could possibly offend!

workin_donkey

What about retards? You didn't say anything disparaging about retards yet.

The real D. Nozzle

That would be self-deprecating.
Yo mama

Fuck the gay, immigrant black retards! There…I said it!

The real D. Nozzle

Now you're just backpedaling and trying to make it look like this was all a game to offend people. nice try. oh, and for such an educated person you appear to be unable to spell "fuck." See what I did there? I put a "c" before the "k".

Zassou

she could use another m in "imigrants"….i don't think she knows what the red squiggly line under her words mean.
Yo mama

I backpeddled on your mom last night.

Negrodamus

You sound like a prick, so you'll likely die alone.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Whoa, I'm not horse-faced, that idiot just copied my horse-faced picture.

The real D. Nozzle

I used to not like you. Now I think I am in love.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Oh, joy. I seem to have that effect on douchenozzles. Seems I'll have to start carrying a bow.

The real D. Nozzle

you're welcome. you can borrow my self-tanner if you'd like. I only share it with people I like.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Who the hell are you, stealing my avatar? Get a life and stop impersonating girls, douche.
AmberWaves

you suck. that is all.
Scott

Kinda proud of your racism huh?
I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and noone else.

superduper

"all bad things'…wow, way to throw down, Scott! You really know how to bring it!
AmberWaves

someone's not fuckin' around!
Yo mama

all bad things, huh? Yeah….nice. Well…you're a poop head! Ohhhhh…such trash talkin!

fourTWOzero

poop head?!? automatic disqualification!!!!

d. nozzle wins this round!!

Yo mama

That was the point 420. It was supposed to sound stupid. lol

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Save for the fact that comment didn't stand out from the rest in lack of intelligence, good job.

fourTWOzero

LOLOL…YES!! WIN!!! i was trying to find the same words but could not put it as eloquently as you!

Yo mama

Probably due to the fact that your brain cells are clogged with resin! lmao

Yo mama

You're one to talk about intelligence. See….two different sentences are supposed to be seperated by a period, not a comma. Awesome job!

http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

Seeing as it was a continuous sentence, you're wrong. You're just getting smarter and smarter now, aren't you?

The real D. Nozzle

HOORAY! VICTORY LAP!

top dog

Do ya'll need a room or something?

http://intensedebate.com/profiles/hellhathnofury3 HellHathNoFury

Yes, 8×10, one chair, one light bulb, one length of rope and one pair of needle -nose pliers.

karli

lmfao this is fucking funnnnnnnnnnny

Spiderpig615

Thank you Double D pug.
Jen

pugs are the bestest
The real D. Nozzle

Pretty sure I still hate number 15, let me check. yup, hate number 15.
Oh, and yo mama above. What is that on your head ugly one?
Jenny

Hey Chivers,

In the past few weeks, there was a picture of a puppy standing up and looking all tough and ready. Had his game face on. But cute as all get out, because he had nothing to back up the tough guy look. Very funny.

And now I can't find it anywhere. Searched Chive "animals" for the past month. The other major photo site, too. Does anyone else remember it, and know where it is?

This isn't as fun as searching the country for a hot girl's name (Hi, Lindsey!), but help will be appreciated.

Jenny
Useless Help

I saved that photo, it's my wallpaper now on my phone. I can't remember where it was posted though…sorry!

jenny

Found it! http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/rando….

July 23 Daily Randomness.

Game face puppy! Should be a motivational poster.
Jenny

Found it! July 23 Random pictures.

Game Face Puppy should be on a motivational poster.

Equalizer

#18 – o hai!
fourTWOzero

WTF #17!?!? When did the Dodo bird come back from extinction!?!?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Let's clear something up, here. 'Yo Mama' is not me. Same Sarah Jessica Parker horseface, but it isn't me. If I were to pretend to be someone else, it would be someone decidedly more attractive.
Cute animals, by the way. except the chicken-hawk thing. Nightmares abound.

Yo mama

Not the same "horseface". I think you're beautiful!

Stitious1

you gonna wipe that shit off your nose now?

AmberWaves

bahahaha…i see what you did thar

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

I'm sure. That's why you've used my graven image to publicly act like a raving asshat. That's precisely how to show your respect for someone. I don't have anything for you to suck on, so please don't try.

fourTWOzero

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Imitation is the surest sign of insecure passive-aggressiveness.
And the shame of crabmeat everywhere.

http://intensedebate.com/people/CPO_Mendez CPO_Mendez

I don't think you had to clarify HHNF. Yo mama obviously couldn't pretend to be you after one post. Just another loser trying to make someone else look bad… And doing a poor job of it at that.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

And this is why you're my fwen. /cheese
Yo mama

Mendez….let's see your greencard! Where's ICE when you need them!?!?

SandyBitches

that's enough, yo mama
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

I wish you were at least articulate and funny so we could at least feign amusement.

Yo mama

Meh…..everyone's laughing on the inside.

I think I'm gonna pop on over to some other WordPress sites and make some comments. See you later, I'm sure.

fourTWOzero

dont come back ya hear?!?

Yo mama

Oh…I'll be back. You can count on it. hehe

(Actually, I've made posts on this thread as 3 different people….bet you can't guess which ones!) :p

fourTWOzero

I'm pretty sure it was the 3 with no lives and not much else better to do….now what do i win?

Yo mama

yeah…right. I have more of a life than some dumbass who uses a reference to smoking weed in his username. lol Still stuck in your highschool years I see….Time to grow up now.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

….so sayeth the guy impersonating a female of superior class, intelligence and popularity, if I do say so myself. Your trolling has been quite effective, at least you've had conversation with a few other human beings today. Go on, brag to your cat.
Yo mama

My trolling has been more than "quite" effective. Look at the number of comments on this mediocre thread. It's up over 70 and it's only been up for a few hours. I say my trolling has been an unprecedented triumph of colossal magnitude!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

My trolling has far surpassed yours on numerous occasions. You have much to learn, young grasshopper.

top dog

I'am pretty sure all three of em are assholes.

Kjellupa

#5 Is my favorite
http://intensedebate.com/people/CPO_Mendez CPO_Mendez

Makes me wanna send in some pics of my dog… The adorable little rat that he is…
http://intensedebate.com/people/MiPo_TheGoat MiPo_TheGoat

After reading the previous posts i forgot what i was gonna write…..Herp
Stitious1

go on now……GET!
P-90

#2 Awwwww.
#16 Why is that dog tap-dancing?
http://polyworld.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/awesomer-its-a-word-in-canada/ Awesomer (It’s a word in Canada) « Polyworld

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floscar

Is #17 a Dodo?…WTF?!!!
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Daved

# 16, austin powers intro dancer?
xoxo

#14 breaks my heart. Someone help her.