August 3, 2010 |
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Chad Kroeger? LMAO
I laugh every time I see someone waving ONE dollar bills in attempt to be 'G'.
I laugh everytime I see someone trying to be 'G', it's just such a goddamn stupid look.
I freaking hate you people! You look like, well, you look like douchebags. Everyone's laughing at you! You all belong on a short bus going off a cliff!
In a lot of the pics, these guys are hanging out with hot girls and you're alone in your bedroom, hating on them – on a website.
Douchebags 1 – You 0
Actually I'm at work. On a website. As are you. You must be a douchebag as well to stand up for them. Not all those girls are hot. They're hanging on to hopes a new reality show will be cast.
Me 1 – You 0
P.S. Most of these closet homo's have their arms around other homo's.
Gee "Logic", I wonder who just got back home from the tanning salon, after shopping at Douchemart for the latest in Affliction apparel, and decided to jump on their PC to check out what was new on theCHIVE……….hmmmmmm
i really dont understand why chicks dig this shit
I'm a chick, and I don't understand it either. I guess it has something to do with a raging sense of desperation. And shallowness. Low sense of self-worth?
It's because chicks like douchebags.
thanks a lot, Captain obvious.
I'm not a chick, then. What's sad to me is that some of these guys-and girls-are so good-looking, that without the false sense of entitlement, some integrity and a realpersonality, they might be worth spending time with.
I think one reason that girls (even otherwise cool non-baguette girls) like douche bags is to piss off daddy maybe? Gotta be some explanation….
If you had a venn diagram of girls who like douchebags and girls with daddy issues, you'd have a circle. Throwing "cool girls" into the chart would just leave you with a second, isolated circle. There is no crossover between those two types of girls.
12 isn't really a douchebag, more like skeezy stoner.
Who writes terrible music that most douchbags love. Soundtrack of the douchebags
you just joined the list of d bags for saying that
#13 – HA! Watch your step. And also watch your placing of the-polio-crutch-hobble-stick too.
Who cares about the cripple when the kid in #24 is fucking ripped at 12 years old?! What the crap man?
Can some one explain how # 13 is cripple and his legs looks like that.
Hahahah are you laughing? LOVE the way you stand you sunglasses! DOUCH!
how much is that tan by the bottle
God help us all.
So we're no longer doomed !? HOORAY ! We were doomed and now we're not !
I think #1 might feature Gaybags, rather than generic douchebags. Granted, there's significant overlap between the two types of bags, but I thought I'd throw that out there.
these boys are cute. Out to have fun in the town, not harm anybody. i must say tho… when the seatbelt becomes one with the seat the boy on the right suddenly gets a BIG bood job!
Urge to kill…rising!
I don't think #13 is a much of a douche as he is a flaming queer…that is all.
a flaming queer that gets more pussy than all us combined
# 27- Triple popped collar?! Record breaking douchebaggery.
That's no where near recordbreaking, not even close!!
I think my soul just died a little bit.
Jeezus, I've seen enough. Where's my fucking gun? These douchebags must not be allowed to reproduce. I'm shooting that Nickelback guy first.
# 12 …Chad "Nickelsuck" Kroeger
# 13…Christiano “THE LADIE” Ronaldo
# 19…Alvin and the Chipmunks
# 23…Justin Bieber german wannabe
I just want so bad for all these people to be joking around in these pictures…alas, reality is a cruel mistress.
Thats why I took my talents to South Beach
Dear King J
In the words of Jonathan Davis
You can suck my d*ck and f*ckin like it…
If you come to South Beach I promise to make good on the dick sucking, however nothing to fancy, I'm not gonna blow on your balls or toss your salad or anything wierd.
See you soon. Hollywood!
Are the guys in #4 wearing makeup or do they have full blown aids?
#13…Why is Christiano on crutches??? #12 is just awesome. And for all of them, ladies, please stop giving these D-bags the time of day. it is the only way to stop them. When it stops helping them hook up, they will stop being such Dbags.
4, stop raiding your sisters undie drawers
9, Yes that is an ass, you however, are a bigger one
13, the weight of Ronaldo's douche baggery is even too much for him too stand
19, If John Gotti knew that you 3 were to be his legacy he would have pulled out!!
24, throw up your allowance like ya just dont care
I want to punch something so badly now
is #12 Justin Beiber's dad?
#13 – I have never felt less sorry for a handicapped person. My only regret is that I wasn't responsible for his condition.
#25 – Why yes, that burger *does* look delicious.
#25 – I'm at Chili's BITCHEZ!
You can call them three little turds in #24 the "Dollar Bill Gangsters". They are the original not ready for d-baggs players. Thats probably a whole months pay for mowing lawns in their hood.
#21 – Apparently someone doesn't have a lot to show if it takes a censor block that small
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