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Asians in American t-shirts made me lol more than I should (24 Photos)

August 4, 2010 | In: Foreigners, Funny

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fourTWOzero

sense none it makes
Honkey_Kong

So this is what all those asian tattoos translate into
drinkinguy

reggae hairstyle rock and roll !
Shane

This is EXACTLY the mirror image of all the people who got Asian tattoos, trusting a tattoo artist, to have correctly looked up, and translated the character.

HellRazer

The only differance is, they can take theirs off. Wow, Asians really ARE smarter than us!!!

tommybhoy

These T-shirts suck ass……asians or no asians
dajesus

I'll be damned…my spam folder is a t-shirt gold mine.
http://intensedebate.com/profiles/metalcool36 metalcool36

Peanut butter chocolate bar MOTHER FUCKER!!

http://intensedebate.com/profiles/j12goose j12goose

It's almost as if the person who printed that shirt had the ability to read my mind.
Brandon

SHUT!!! The fuckup.
JpJ

I'm thinking of having this one made for me.
Insert Name Here

someone print this, ill buy 3

http://intensedebate.com/profiles/chrisdg74 chrisdg74

Ah, I Engrish just love.
Kjellupa

#22 You need to find a new strategy
FORWARDTHINKIN

THIS IS PRETTY DUMB I HAVE TO ADMIT.. EXCEPT FOR #19 (I FEEL HAPPINESS WHEN I EAT A POTATO) THATS PRETTY FUNNY.

Nateb123

COOL STORY BRO

theseatoachisel

Seriously, I want a few of these shirts. 9, 18, and 23 are pro.
robsterling

I love seeing young girls with Asian writing tattoos because I look over my glasses and in my deepest professor voice compliment them and ask what it says. They usually say "Peace," or "Love," and I tell them "No it doesn't." I explain how I taught English in China for a few years and that her tattoo says something completely different but I flower it up like, "It declares great personal fondness for male chickens."

If it is a tramp-stamp I usually just tell them it says "Aim here."

hMMMM

Just b/c you taught English in China for a few years doesn't mean you read Chinese…AT ALL. At your teaching job, you weren't allowed to speak anything other than English. After work, you would go out with all your English teacher friends and converse in English. So shut up.

Hater

You guys should rename this site SHOPPED, because that's all you seem to post these days. Lame.

http://www.facebook.com/chantelle.wollbaum Chantelle Wollbaum

SHUT!! TheFuckup

fourTWOzero

lol…..nice. ///teach on!

http://intensedebate.com/people/Htownpunk Htownpunk

I hate that my comments are so repetitive on all of these weird Asian posts……..but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?!!!!!!

Buffet

They're illiterate heathens.
andipoo magoo

what's wrong with these people? really? can you speak a word of chinese or japanese? chances are they're more literate than you realize, or probably have the capacity to realize.

Htownpunk

I also don't go around looking like a fucking retard wearing T-shirts with nonsensical Chinese or Japanese writing on them. I am not nearly as enthralled with these Asian cultures as they seem to be with American culture, so no, I don't get it. Also, you have absolutely no idea what my "capacity to realize" is, so why don't you go suck a fat Asian cock you piece of shit!

sdc

About the same thing that is wrong with a dumb ass like you believing that every one of these shirts are real!

A critical eye will clearly notice that many of them are shopped (the slang for photo shop or otherwise manipulated photos).

Dumb ass greetings to all who think *every* photo above is authentic!

Htownpunk

Here's to me shooting my wad in your "critical eye"! Sorry fuck face, but I don't have the time to study each and every picture to check it for authenticity, but I'm sure glad that we have douchebags like you sitting around in their mom's basements all day to do this for us. Keep up the good work……
Stacyface

No, they're real. I've seen them while I was visiting Asia. These people have no idea what they are buying when they buy a shirt with English writing on it and I don't think they care. It's just another cute shirt for them.

http://intensedebate.com/profiles/dw55 dw55

it brings smiles to my face………….it brings wonders to my mind o.0 !!!!!!!!!!!
Phil

Fart Sexy Style!!!!

garp

…my wife has been bugging me to get a tattoo, I think I've found the perfect phrase

Dormin

Please, no!

Not again

Hence the phrase, "Lost In Translation" Now I know the true meaning.
gem

So, these t-shirts are american you say? It must be hard to get decent t-shirts in america.
top dog

"Free is free
Shit is shit
DAMN", I don't know what it means, but that one is funny to me! What the hell are they trying to say?
Yeti

In fairness, a lot of these are simply manufacturing mistakes. Like #22. They just put "MY" in the wrong place. Instead of burning these, they just sell them to people who don't know the difference.

Where do you think they do with all the Buffalo Bills Super Bowl winner t-shirts and hats? Some kid in Africa has been rockin that since 1991
Question Man

What's the matter with # 1? Needs a " y " after salt? Otherwise I want that shirt before Saturday night!

loudpurplehair

think its more that a child is wearing it…….

EriktheRed

PeanutButterChocolateBar, MotherFucker! just became my new slogan on life.
McBeastie

I keep telling my mama that I can be shit…I need that t-shirt to further clarify to her that I can, indeed, be shit.

Also, I love carpet & Jello & Home Depot too, Cobra Snake.
Hue Ayala

I went to church in Tokyo one day and there was a girl whose shirt said, "Eat Shit and Die". There are so few people who understand English, who get our humor. The worst thing is that English speakers don't tell them how ridiculous their shirts are. That is so mean! HAHAHAHA
stu meat

I fart sexy style as well

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