Daily Afternoon Randomness (39 Photos)

#33 – that's basically all smart cars are good for.
WTF is with that paul mccartney post?

#39……Never too young to start eating women's underwear!

@ #6
And you have every right to do so! Because honestly, who tells her boyfriend not to send pictures of her in the past?!

Oh, and you might want to check whether your primary school certificate isn't a forge, because as far as I know, there is still a difference between send and sent :')

#6 – That's because your girlfriend is aware she has a man's body. She knew that would come out and you'd once again question your sexuality.

#20 – quick everyone!

Over a Million Chivers, $5 per Chiver ought to take care of Beiber and it's fanbase.

Now that there's a movie and a book coming out about a 15 year old, we need to unite and strike while we can!

#27 – correction: that WAS martha stewart

#20 ftw lol

#25 – It's a shame that retards have such a difficult time in society. It's not their fault that they're retards. I feel sorry for those poor little retard kids.

#33, Thats what it was marketed to do..

#34 Salvador Dali's lesser known work: Bear Penguins Reflecting Bear Penguins

1) When I was that age if I had a hot dame staring at me I'd probably have walked on water too
6) Young lady, you have a fine bottom, and now that you've left your boyfriend I hope you find someone worthy of that fine bottom.
27) Yup, she's a babe, a billionaire and she can cook. And sew!
28) Paul's prettier than most men and a lot of women. More so then than now but he's got that Old Englishman thing going now, I hate how they look great until they're like a hundred and twelve.
33) Smart car, stupid driver. BTW my '01 Honda gets the same gas mileage and has a f***ing trunk.

#36 MILANO

#6 We're all assuming that's his girlfriend in the pic, not that it is in fact a shot of someone else, hence why his girlfriend might be mad/fat.

I don't get #8 and is #30 about to queef?

pic 6 was stolen from barstoolsports.com for a "can" contest sponsored by narragansett beer company
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/…

I highly doubt that some boyfriend posted it after a girlfriend said not to

ohhhh #7 somebody gonna get a surprise kick in the twins when she sees this ,,,I just wish we had a video of her reaction that would be sweet

#20 – I would donate my 401(k), universal life insurance policy and life savings for this cause.

#12 = results of affirmative action

Rape is simply another term for canola (like the oil). Well, canola's a specific type of rape, but whatever.

Well now I know I will never visit Tisdale

#28 is so true. Loved the man since I was a baby!

#24 – not cool.

#39 – real classy Chive. That's some model parenting there.

Thanks alot Vern, you pole smoking cheba-monkey.

I hope your cable breaks during shark week.

Douche.

I live, like, 20 minutes away from Tisdale. The first time I saw that sign I almost shit my pants laughing so hard.

Correction on #27: WAS