August 4, 2010 | Author: Bob | In: Awesome, Funny, Random
First, suckas!
wow! you are freaken awesome.
don't encourage him, sarcastic comments don't work too well over the internet
Derp!
I know, THANKS!
by "awesome" I mean retarded.
second?
Turd
Chive always updates early in the day. Gooooood
I always"update" early too, but it's okay, my wife says it happens to a lot of guys.
#23 – why only nine doctors, exactly?
Your mom couldn't drop the habit. Sorry Joe, couldn't resist. ^_^
Because the other doctor was obviously Mr. Hands.
…wouldn't that make him Dr. Hands?
Yeah, after his posthumous MD-Phd.
The 10th doctor is Mr. Ed.
Because Bestiality is fun.
#17 definitely 1-upped David Carradine.
NANG!!!
Wow. That is the first time I have seen anything related to horse sex in a while.
1 and 6 were taken from Cracked.com photoshop contests
#3
only the marines…
It a training missile, you can see it on the rear box and the white on the front…
19 is the most disgusting thing I will see this month…. hopefully..
Just THIS month? You, my friend, must witness some awful things.
It looks like Iggy Pop in the face.
Why is that HOMO??
Dude, I'm gonna go home, freeze bleach in the shape of of spoons and use them to dig my eyes out. It WILL be unseen.
#8 Is in Cordoba argentina, old man learning to drive !!! it take 3 days till they can take it out
Note to self: when teaching someone to drive, try to do it on ground level.
Toilet bomber FTW. Shocker costume a close second.
#4 shouldn't be turning me on, should it?
#4 – Why couldn't a beautiful woman manhandle me like that?
#23 – Hehe @ 9 out of 10 doctors. I guess the other 1 was Sarah Jes — I mean a horse.
Same thing
#22 No wonder Japan has the highest suicide rates…they instill it to them early on in life. #23 Dr. Ed is the one that disagreed…
#10 – …tupac is still alive…
@ # 19 FUCKKKKKKKKKK how about a lil warning or something sheesh. thats just mean. i totally didnt deserve that!
Not that anybody's asking: but #19 is a definite NO WAY!!!
[...] out the latest girl next door – [Bullzeye]Photos that will make your day – [The Chive]Katy is feeling naughty today – [Askmen] [...]
# 14 'Hurls on keyboard'
#19 Just droppin' bombs
#18 MAN OR WOMAN?
#15 I DON'T WANNA TURN HIM ON
This is Cade
Try it once, you'll see the light.
#7 Doesn't deserve to be on theChive >:/
18=Michelle Ivers
I like that Chuck Norris fact! xD
#24 Got beer, don't care
Create a Gravatar
Name
Email (will not be published)
Location (City and state or country)
Notify me of new posts via email.
theCHIVE.com on Facebook
Scroll To Top
First, suckas!
wow! you are freaken awesome.
don't encourage him, sarcastic comments don't work too well over the internet
Derp!
I know, THANKS!
by "awesome" I mean retarded.
second?
Turd
Chive always updates early in the day. Gooooood
I always"update" early too, but it's okay, my wife says it happens to a lot of guys.
#23 – why only nine doctors, exactly?
Your mom couldn't drop the habit. Sorry Joe, couldn't resist. ^_^
Because the other doctor was obviously Mr. Hands.
…wouldn't that make him Dr. Hands?
Yeah, after his posthumous MD-Phd.
The 10th doctor is Mr. Ed.
Because Bestiality is fun.
#17 definitely 1-upped David Carradine.
NANG!!!
Wow. That is the first time I have seen anything related to horse sex in a while.
1 and 6 were taken from Cracked.com photoshop contests
#3
only the marines…
It a training missile, you can see it on the rear box and the white on the front…
19 is the most disgusting thing I will see this month…. hopefully..
Just THIS month? You, my friend, must witness some awful things.
It looks like Iggy Pop in the face.
Why is that HOMO??
Dude, I'm gonna go home, freeze bleach in the shape of of spoons and use them to dig my eyes out. It WILL be unseen.
#8 Is in Cordoba argentina, old man learning to drive !!! it take 3 days till they can take it out
Note to self: when teaching someone to drive, try to do it on ground level.
Toilet bomber FTW. Shocker costume a close second.
#4 shouldn't be turning me on, should it?
#4 – Why couldn't a beautiful woman manhandle me like that?
#23 – Hehe @ 9 out of 10 doctors. I guess the other 1 was Sarah Jes — I mean a horse.
Same thing
#22 No wonder Japan has the highest suicide rates…they instill it to them early on in life.
#23 Dr. Ed is the one that disagreed…
#10 – …tupac is still alive…
@ # 19 FUCKKKKKKKKKK how about a lil warning or something sheesh. thats just mean. i totally didnt deserve that!
Not that anybody's asking: but #19 is a definite NO WAY!!!
[...] out the latest girl next door – [Bullzeye]Photos that will make your day – [The Chive]Katy is feeling naughty today – [Askmen] [...]
# 14 'Hurls on keyboard'
#19 Just droppin' bombs
#18 MAN OR WOMAN?
#15 I DON'T WANNA TURN HIM ON
This is Cade
Try it once, you'll see the light.
#7 Doesn't deserve to be on theChive >:/
18=Michelle Ivers
I like that Chuck Norris fact! xD
#24 Got beer, don't care