Daily Afternoon Randomness (31 Photos)

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/chrisdg74 chrisdg74

    #4 – I thought the zombies were going to eat the fatties first.
    #17 – I'm getting the munchies just looking at it.

    • The real D. Nozzle

      zombies eat brains. fat people are stupid. your argument is invalid.

      • The real D. Nozzle

        what fatty is voting me down? isn't there a twinkie out there you need to attend to?

      • Dormin

        Zombies don't really eat brains. Sorry i'm such a nerd, but that is only a joke, and its origin is some crappy zombie-comedy from eighties. If you have seen any good zombie movie, you know that REAL zombies do not eat brains.

        And yes, zombies are real

        • Beltes

          Agreed, I took Senior English as well – anyone attending looked just like that…

        • chrisdg74

          I believe that comedy you're referring to is "Return of The Living Dead", from 1985. I do remember the zombies screaming, "BRAINS!".

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            The name 'Brian' was misspelled in the script. It's a common typo. The world of zombies was forever changed due to drunken editing.

        • HeartUnderTheRose

          Actually, if you really want to prove you're a nerd, you would have stated that zombies originate from voodoo, and that real zombies are just people someone has given a poison that "kills" them, only to have that person come back and be the person who "killed" them's slave. But no, real zombies do not eat brains.

          • chrisdg74

            Ah yes. The Serpent and The Rainbow. Good movie. Man, I have to quit showing my age.

            • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

              I had enough of #17 for breakfast, that I'm wandering my office like a Zombie….does that count for anything? I'm craving Frankenberry cereal over brains though.

  • The real D. Nozzle

    why are you refrigerating whiskey? that is retarded. fail.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Some people don't like warm paint thinner. I take mine cold.

  • The real D. Nozzle

    whiskey should not be refrigerated. dickface cockbag asshole anal blood fart.

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  • mgd

    i always thought it wasn't actual people submitting personal ass shots. these are old. either way more ass less texts.

  • HardCore Mike

    Today is my Friday AND I get nice butts to look at courtesy of the CHIVE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

  • hoppeel

    Daaaamn #31, I think I’ve never seen a hotter ass than yours

  • http://www.facebook.com/chantelle.wollbaum Chantelle Wollbaum

    #17 – Awesome, I want that in my basement!
    #21 – Why?!

    Oh and nanananana Super butt!

  • Poindexter

    #26 – I just spontaneously aborted

  • scooter

    #4 in view of the fact aliens are going to smarter than us, by dint of the fact they've crossed interstellar distances, aren't they going to be smart enough to want the healthier option and eat all the people with no fat? Fat people are just going to clog them up with cholesteral, so they won't touch them! eg Back Bacon vs Streaky Bacon. I know I prefer Back!

  • Randy

    Holy statutory, Batman! To the SuperButtMobile!

  • eGag
  • 100window

    19 is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

  • BigBaz

    Occasionally I find myself bored at work thinking to myself, "Why do I look through all these Chive posts?". #31 is the reason why! 🙂

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/robsterling robsterling

    #21 & #26 are the Anti-Viagra. Man those are some fluffy pits!

  • Kjellupa

    Tom Arnold FTW!

  • dtriz

    #31 is simply edible… wear the dress tomorrow and do the same thing.

  • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/jacquiealjarqawi jacquiealjarqawi

    #9 looks…a bit…I dunno. I mean, her butt is nice and all, but her right leg looks a bit…wrong?

  • lolwut

    #9 is Fenny, she's from Argentina and all her pictures are on Supertangas now. Just look it up.

  • makeitraincocksauce

    numbers 9 and 31….all others….GTFO!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Why are her butt cheeks like a foot apart?

    • HeartUnderTheRose

      From being spread apart so often? 😐

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Ding ding!

      • bob

        i don't get it?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          You always say that. You must be incredibly stupid or incredibly stupid in trying to goad me.

          • bob

            huh? what's a goad?

  • Learn From Evelyn

    Tory is more better! lol thanks Tory

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  • basicallytim

    I'm kinda buzzed…and some of these really made me lol

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