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August 5, 2010 |
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#4 – I thought the zombies were going to eat the fatties first.
#17 – I'm getting the munchies just looking at it.
zombies eat brains. fat people are stupid. your argument is invalid.
what fatty is voting me down? isn't there a twinkie out there you need to attend to?
Zombies don't really eat brains. Sorry i'm such a nerd, but that is only a joke, and its origin is some crappy zombie-comedy from eighties. If you have seen any good zombie movie, you know that REAL zombies do not eat brains.
And yes, zombies are real
Agreed, I took Senior English as well – anyone attending looked just like that…
I believe that comedy you're referring to is "Return of The Living Dead", from 1985. I do remember the zombies screaming, "BRAINS!".
The name 'Brian' was misspelled in the script. It's a common typo. The world of zombies was forever changed due to drunken editing.
Actually, if you really want to prove you're a nerd, you would have stated that zombies originate from voodoo, and that real zombies are just people someone has given a poison that "kills" them, only to have that person come back and be the person who "killed" them's slave. But no, real zombies do not eat brains.
Ah yes. The Serpent and The Rainbow. Good movie. Man, I have to quit showing my age.
I had enough of #17 for breakfast, that I'm wandering my office like a Zombie….does that count for anything? I'm craving Frankenberry cereal over brains though.
why are you refrigerating whiskey? that is retarded. fail.
Some people don't like warm paint thinner. I take mine cold.
whiskey should not be refrigerated. dickface cockbag asshole anal blood fart.
MOOOAAAAAAR Tory … because MOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
i always thought it wasn't actual people submitting personal ass shots. these are old. either way more ass less texts.
Today is my Friday AND I get nice butts to look at courtesy of the CHIVE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Daaaamn #31, I think I’ve never seen a hotter ass than yours
#17 – Awesome, I want that in my basement!
#21 – Why?!
Oh and nanananana Super butt!
#26 – I just spontaneously aborted
#4 in view of the fact aliens are going to smarter than us, by dint of the fact they've crossed interstellar distances, aren't they going to be smart enough to want the healthier option and eat all the people with no fat? Fat people are just going to clog them up with cholesteral, so they won't touch them! eg Back Bacon vs Streaky Bacon. I know I prefer Back!
Holy statutory, Batman! To the SuperButtMobile!
#26 reminds me of Baraka http://ui11.gamespot.com/1546/biobar_2.gif
19 is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Occasionally I find myself bored at work thinking to myself, "Why do I look through all these Chive posts?". #31 is the reason why!
#21 & #26 are the Anti-Viagra. Man those are some fluffy pits!
Tom Arnold FTW!
#31 is simply edible… wear the dress tomorrow and do the same thing.
#9 looks…a bit…I dunno. I mean, her butt is nice and all, but her right leg looks a bit…wrong?
#9 is Fenny, she's from Argentina and all her pictures are on Supertangas now. Just look it up.
numbers 9 and 31….all others….GTFO!!!!
Why are her butt cheeks like a foot apart?
From being spread apart so often?
i don't get it?
You always say that. You must be incredibly stupid or incredibly stupid in trying to goad me.
huh? what's a goad?
Tory is more better! lol thanks Tory
I'm kinda buzzed…and some of these really made me lol
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