To serve and procrastinate (24 Photos)

  • yepANDnope

    Everybody hates a cop until they need one.

    I say cops are awesome…MINUS the dirty ones or the ones who were the pussies in school who abuse their power and hide their insecurities and faggotry behind the badge.

    • anarcrust

      That's a huge percentage of them.

      • HellHath NoFury

        No, but one asshole in a precinct can ruin the whole town.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      Everybody hates a cop EVEN when they need one.

      They will never be awesome EVEN if they're good/honest

      • Raspberry Kush

        Amen to Da Cunstabber!!!!! I fucking hate cops even when I need them. You ALWAYS have to be on gaurd around a cop. They'll fucking nail you for anything they can in the town I live in.

  • shh-wing

    Those have gotta be the strongest buttons and thread in the entire world. What are they, painted metal buttons attached with steel cable?

    • HellHath NoFury

      /nerd/ Actually, police officers got the nickname 'coppers', then shortened to 'cops' for the shiny copper buttons that used to be on their uniforms. Gave them something shiny to play with when they could no longer reach their…

  • RobertC

    By law in Canada, all officers have to pass an intense physical every 6 months, these cops would have no way in hell to pass.

  • Pat

    # 24 … NOM,NOM,NOM

  • Deepak Ramnarine

    this is just wrong. i would rather have a fat cop than no cop.

  • Kjellupa

    Just a word to the wise.. When a group of motorcycle cops come in to your place of business, don't ask them where the Village People convention is. Apparently they don't think that's very funny.

  • BigDingo

    Makes me feel like I could get away with a few things

  • coocoocuchoo

    what the fuck is wrong with america?!?! ive never once seen a police officer as fat as any of them in the UK…they would be kicked out of the force.

    • HellHath NoFury

      We have the ACLU. That's our problem. I never saw an officer that wasn't in better shape than most people while living abroad.

  • KYLE

    And this is why there will never be a 'hot cop calendar' like firefighters have

  • powersticks

    I think all cops should be held to the same physical requirements as the military. They may not be fighting terrorists every day but you never know what may happen.

  • northerner

    These people are disgusting and a huge discredit to the profession of law enforcement. And anyone in any part of the security profession. I refuse to look like that. Even if I have to starve to do it.



    • HellHath NoFury

      You're only allowed to say that if you have a 69 Goat. and even then…

  • Wil

    And this is why you try to OUTRUN them….. not outdrive em 😉

  • Choppers

    Chief Wiggum!!!

  • Jack

    This page is heavy…

  • poopstabber

    Kjellupa- the cops probably didn't laugh because what you said makes no sense. How do you equate a few motorcycle cops to the Village People? Do you make the same joke to construction workers and Indians? It counts for one person out of the group. the jerk store called, they're running out of you

  • paul6012

    OK, Now I know where the donut sterotype started!!

  • Brian

    Photoshop at work on some of these….

  • ArjayM

    You need to loss weight asspigs…

  • Laurie Baker

    Hmmm, maybe I'm a little too empathetic, but I don't really find this funny. I'm not sure what are society has come to when it becomes funny to post pictures online (without blurred faces) of people with weight problems. If that was your father, mother, husband, wife I don't think it would be as funny. Just a thought.

  • Zippy

    Not a disease…just shouldn't be cops, or anything else that requires fitness, strength or stamina. Eating competition I'd say they have, hands down…or drumsticks up. You decide.

  • eeeee

    oh geez. fat hating takes another stride forward. *facepalm*

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  • jenny b

    see! why do they make us loose weight to pass that body mass test to start the academy and let them continue being officers.
    funny but still grrrrr lol

  • sly1206

    what a disgrace – not one of those people looks like they have the ability to serve and protect – how can they have people who look like that – doing a job like that? It's like giving a gun to a pasta chef

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