To serve and procrastinate (24 Photos)

Everybody hates a cop until they need one.

I say cops are awesome…MINUS the dirty ones or the ones who were the pussies in school who abuse their power and hide their insecurities and faggotry behind the badge.

Those have gotta be the strongest buttons and thread in the entire world. What are they, painted metal buttons attached with steel cable?

By law in Canada, all officers have to pass an intense physical every 6 months, these cops would have no way in hell to pass.

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this is just wrong. i would rather have a fat cop than no cop.

Just a word to the wise.. When a group of motorcycle cops come in to your place of business, don't ask them where the Village People convention is. Apparently they don't think that's very funny.

Makes me feel like I could get away with a few things

what the fuck is wrong with america?!?! ive never once seen a police officer as fat as any of them in the UK…they would be kicked out of the force.

And this is why there will never be a 'hot cop calendar' like firefighters have

I think all cops should be held to the same physical requirements as the military. They may not be fighting terrorists every day but you never know what may happen.

These people are disgusting and a huge discredit to the profession of law enforcement. And anyone in any part of the security profession. I refuse to look like that. Even if I have to starve to do it.

skinny people are skinny and lazy too all U FAT FRICKN KNUCKLEHEAD CHICK'N EATERS AND NOW, BURP FFFFFAST, HERE COMES DE JUDGE!!

And this is why you try to OUTRUN them….. not outdrive em

Chief Wiggum!!!

This page is heavy…

Kjellupa- the cops probably didn't laugh because what you said makes no sense. How do you equate a few motorcycle cops to the Village People? Do you make the same joke to construction workers and Indians? It counts for one person out of the group. the jerk store called, they're running out of you

OK, Now I know where the donut sterotype started!!

Photoshop at work on some of these….

You need to loss weight asspigs…

Hmmm, maybe I'm a little too empathetic, but I don't really find this funny. I'm not sure what are society has come to when it becomes funny to post pictures online (without blurred faces) of people with weight problems. If that was your father, mother, husband, wife I don't think it would be as funny. Just a thought.

Not a disease…just shouldn't be cops, or anything else that requires fitness, strength or stamina. Eating competition I'd say they have, hands down…or drumsticks up. You decide.

oh geez. fat hating takes another stride forward. *facepalm*

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see! why do they make us loose weight to pass that body mass test to start the academy and let them continue being officers.
funny but still grrrrr lol

what a disgrace – not one of those people looks like they have the ability to serve and protect – how can they have people who look like that – doing a job like that? It's like giving a gun to a pasta chef