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Another smoking Russian spy arrested (18 Photos)

Her name is Anna Fermanova. She's 24 and works as an English teacher in Texas. She was caught attempting to smuggle a Raptor 4X Night Vision Weapons Sight to Moscow. She'd also been caught trying to acquire multiple other night vision devices.

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  1. tm6 says:

    damn… everyone knows our weakness to sexy girls

  2. Nate says:

    This is really getting old Russia.
    Also, wow. She is hot.

  3. tm6 says:

    -sigh-
    fourth i guess

  4. tm6 says:

    fifth
    really ppl ???

  5. TexWats0n says:

    This is a few weeks old and she is not a spy. They are hunting scopes she was bringing to her husband and husband's friend. Yes it is illegal to export these but she is not a Russian spy. She is not even Russian. Her husband is currently working there.

    Like the Russian military can't acquire some fucking night vision scopes.

    • The real D. Nozzle says:

      in soviet russia, night vision you!

    • top dog says:

      With a name like Fermanova it'll be kinda hard to convince a jury of that. But if it will help, you can always testify at her trail as a character witness, Tex.

    • Nateb123 says:

      She should have gone to St Petersburg then took the train. Moscow's airport is crazy strict. I arrived that way and nearly ended up in a Russian prison because my visa was supposedly suspect (it was legit). I left St Petersburg with a Desert Eagle in parts, tens of thousands of dollars in Fabergé eggs, a butterfly knife, a set of throwing knives and my friend had a whole briefcase filled with the best vodka we could find. Customs just wished us a good trip.

  6. tm6 says:

    sixth
    im going to watch some porn

  7. keithp420 says:

    she can ''неряха мои ручки''…

  8. ASShole says:

    OK. If elected president I will oversee a new era in Russian-US relations. They appear to like our women, we like theirs. So I will propose a straight swap of all US women for all Russian women. Period.

  9. Axe says:

    I need to go back to school.
    Seventh.

  10. ROK says:

    i got something in my pants she could smuggle…HA!

  11. Smirnov says:

    If you keep deporting russian spies, All that will be left will be US fatties; And you don't want that :D

  12. chrisdg74 says:

    I'd like to debrief her.

  13. jaguar1024 says:

    Uh, US Vision Raptor 4X night scopes aren't illegal to export, they got em over at opticsplanet ready to ship worldwide? The only bugbear is that they've been discontinued, so if you want to insure stock you'd have to order the newer better version.

  14. robsterling says:

    So is the hot spy hiding behind this girl? She ain't hot.

  15. top dog says:

    She got a nose like gonzo, send her to prison with the rest of her commie buddies.

  16. shambler says:

    By smoking russian you mean that she really likes her hookah's. i.e. #6

  17. ericvdm says:

    i think she's hotter than the other one

  18. Alex says:

    A Russian girl… teaching English… in Texas. Sweet, sweet irony. :-) Sadly, her English is probably still better than the idiot hillbillies she's teaching.

  19. joeclyde says:

    Now that is some Salt.

  20. Olala says:

    She can spy on me any day.

  21. Pundit says:

    wow,just wow. the only thing that can save you now is if you tell us you are female…..otherwise i have some bad news for you.

  22. Honkey_Kong says:

    Gimme this chic, the nightvision glasses, a 3 day weekend, duct tape, rain boots, rubber gloves, a car battery, jumper cables and a 5 gallon bucket of axle grease and I'll give you a spy movie that would make James Bond weep in his Wheaties!!!

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