Daily Afternoon Randomness (35 Photos)

  • james

    I don't want to know what happens in #17

    • Jason

      I do…

      • Jason

        doh, I was thinking of 30. Def don't want to drive down that road

    • yepANDnope


      That is all.

  • Son of Dad

    #31 is going on my office wall.

    • nothing

      I think you meant #32…

      • Son of Dad

        lol maybe the home office.

        I'm in HR… I'm not allowed to be interested in bewbz and HPOAs at work.

  • Bob the Enzyte Guy

    HPOA can EAD!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      That just makes her more awesome, IMO.
      Dammit, you got me with your jargon.

  • peter

    HPOA burger. kinda lmao everybody wants to know this girl now and the chive assholes are out there scarfing down burgers with hpoa. lucky bastards

    • BRIAN Fworth

      yeah, john's already out there dating celebs save some for the commoners

  • mark

    is that a fucking bear in 25

    • top dog

      Awwww no, the bear rides a bike, the bear does not f-ck.

  • CaptainInsano

    first, who gives a shit

  • Snicker

    I don't understand what's happening in 20/21. Also, I think that HPOA can give us something better than that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

    Lady Gaga looks like she is squeezing something out … and that dude seems really happy about it.

    • Zoey

      I love the guy on the phone in the lower right. Is he calling 911 for help?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1396655982 Dan Smith

    im so over hpoa girl.. and btw im guessing still no job

  • Jessi 2

    HOPA – I'm a girl and I'd totally hit that. My boyfriend can watch

    • beardmanly

      I can't think of something clever, so I'll just say "awesome"

    • Zoey

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • Peter Bryan

      Jessi, have camera, will travel

  • Cheez-Stick

    Ummm we need more #32!!!!!

    • Semper

      It's Kim Kardashian. I'm sure you can quite easily find more ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Who did that sketch? We gon' find you, we gon find you.
    Dear stretchy lady, I'm sure you need your muscles rubbed after so much stretching. I'll help you out, just so you don't have to have some perverted guy doing it. Thinking terrible thoughts about you. And rubbing awkwardly high. And making little happy noises. I'm off to take a shower. And bikini girl can join.

    • CPO_Mendez

      That was one big CF of mental imagery… thanks!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Take a look at your girlfriend. Now back to me. Now back to your girlfriend. Now back to me. I'm on your Facebook. Now back to the Chive. I'm commenting about you. Now back to your house. I'm in your driveway. Now look in my car. Your hot girlfriend is with me. Now back to you. You're suddenly single.

        • CPO_Mendez

          I'm sooo confused… Wait WHAT THE F…?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            I've always wanted a redhead in my collection. It's a small state, bro.

            • HeartUnderTheRose

              I thought I was that redhead! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

              • CPO_Mendez

                Oh you are HUTR… This redhead is mine… ALL MINE I SAY!

                • HeartUnderTheRose

                  No worries there. She's gorgeous, for sure, but if I were into women, HHNF would be the only one for me. And I don't like redheaded guys. Drake Bell was the only decent looking redheaded guy, and he isn't as cute as he used to be.

        • mikethecarpenter

          holy crap i am scared hhnf is scaring the internets!!!!

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Well, he only lives a couple of hours away, dude.

            • CPO_Mendez

              It's true… Scary indeed O.O

    • http://thechive.wordpress.com/ unfairrobot

      HHNF, your poetry always makes me weep tears of happiness.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        It makes my literary arts teacher cry tears of bitter despair.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      HHNF…wouldn't you be thinking terrible thoughts, rubbing awkwardly high and making little happy noises yourself if you were rubbing stretchy lady??? And bikini girl is Kim K, so please reconsider that unless your a highly paid black athlete…

      • HeartUnderTheRose

        Her highly paid black athlete what? Oh, you meant "you're"! ๐Ÿ˜› Hehe, sorry, I couldn't help it. I don't see the appeal in big asses myself. I have one. I scares me.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Dear lady of mine, I must study this affliction of yours.

          • HeartUnderTheRose

            Be careful though, you might get lost in it, and not in a good way.

            • CPO_Mendez

              I'm not sure getting lost there would EVER be in a bad way… ๐Ÿ˜‰

              • HeartUnderTheRose

                You have not seen my ass. Be thankful for that.

    • Tony

      Are you serious? Troll?

    • http://www.facebook.com/christophe.courtin Christophe Courtin

      HHNF, you commend your self-sacrifice and compassion to make other feel better…

  • drinkinguy

    #23, anyone know who that is?

    • Chris

      Alizée, a French singer.

      • Nicnac

        wow havent seen her in ages since she had a kid. Her music videos make me all sorts of happy.

      • THX

        thank you! I also wanted to know it!

      • its_forge

        OMG that's the girlie they took the chick night-elf dance from in World of Warcraft. Holy moley dat ass!! What a cutiepie.

    • Psikopat

      its Alysée, a french singer!! Hot as HELL. โค the Chive!!

    • ROK

      if any of you are WOW nerds like me, the night elf female dance was inspired by a dance she did. if you havent seen it, i suggest you do. its pretty freaking awesome.

      damn i could watch that shit all day its hypnotic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lorant.kovacs Lóránt Kovács

    Congrats HPOA girl! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://colddeadfingers.tk Merovingian

    #11, 30 and 32 can marry me.

  • man man

    35 FTW!

  • randomhero1218

    Oh HPOA girl I will never get tired of your adorable mug.

  • http://asshole.com ASShole

    #35, your 15 minutes of fame are over. Go away now.

  • Nicnac

    ewwww assburger. EWWWWW

  • Nittany Lion

    #6 I'd love some Andorians!

  • HAhA

    Merovingian, you realize #30 is a man don't you?!

  • pufffdragon

    HPOA girl is great, but did everyone forget #23 on the way down.

  • therewasshrinkage

    only a gay guy would be that happy to see a penis, especially one that belongs to lady gaga.

  • z28js

    All this HPOA, and we haven't yet seen the A.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sebastian.schwaighofer Sebastian Schwaighofer

    #4 the comic guy with the moustache… which meme is that ?! please help me i just cant stop thinking about cause i knew it once but i cant remember ^^

    • loldog

      its stare dad

      • http://www.facebook.com/sebastian.schwaighofer Sebastian Schwaighofer

        thanks ! ๐Ÿ˜€

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