Ownage in mall parking lot (7 photos)



    • Dee

      Geigh McGeighson


        Dee, ah, thats your name, so you must be a fat lesbian, yes?

        • Dee

          Nope. But you're still a douche.

    • d-dog

      no kidding! Why celebrate this??!! Why did people click LIKE?

  • I hate theives!


  • aaa

    What's the point of the bricks?

    • Eric The Viking

      Because when when you see it…. Actually the car has to be high enough to get the jack back out.

      • Eric The Viking

        oops. commenting while trying to work fail.

    • thatdude

      @ aaa – you must be woman….

    • sirsloth

      how else are you going to get your jack our from underneath the car?

  • http://www.Quantumfog.com Quantumfog

    Ownage? What's the humor in stealing tires?

    • mean jean

      This way you can remove the floor jack, you need "wiggle room" to get the jack out.

    • Sick350Z

      Agreed, I hate thieves! I don't care what your stealing or why. Every crime comes down to stealing. It doesn't matter if your stealing rims, a child's innocence or life. Criminals always take something that does not belong to them. Live right

  • Roman

    Get your facts straight, it wasn't a mall, it was an airport parking lot in Moscow

    • Moronhater

      Get a life……Who gives a fuck.

      • Insert Name Here

        i care asshole

    • P Diddily

      In Soviet Russia, car jacks you.

  • sha shizza

    meanwhile in russia…

  • Goon

    Picture #7 is the best!!!!

  • DoubleWainbow

    they were stolen… so? is there anything amusing about that?

    • CapnS

      Yeah, I keep scrolling up hoping the "punch line" loaded late. Did I miss something?

      • Sandy

        Apparently, someone getting their tires stolen is super hilarious to Leo-which I can only take to mean,he has never had anything of his stolen.

  • Shelbert

    I think anyone that does this should be ran over by a car with the same wheels they stole. Seems fair.

  • http://mattscradle.com mattscradle
  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    how could they do that to a…….Nissan Primera!!!!!

  • Raul Duke

    This post is dumb. So the guy got his wheels stolen and his lock trashed. How is this "ownage"?

    Almost as dumb as announcing the fake "Jenny" post from yesterday. Jenny post = Chive Fail!

  • Libertariandude

    What's so special? We see things like this every single day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/NCSXODUS John Fredericks

    Must be real slow at Chive today.

    • sim

      i agree! there hasn't been anything much

  • Homesteader

    I wish someone could give me a good answer as to why people have to announce they don't like something by posting a comment.

    I just move on to the next post.

    • Bill

      Serious. Don't like a post? Go back to playing Farmville and keep your fucking comments to yourself.

    • Raul Duke


      Probably for the same reason people announce that they like something by posting a comment.

    • Jonathan

      If you want only likes, stick to facebook instead of chive.

    • McBeastie

      Get off your high horse homesteader and bill. If a post sucks balls, theChive should know about it. Then maybe they will stop posting shitty posts…probably not, but it's cathartic non-the-less to tell Leo that he's a racist un-funny douchebag 60% of the time and the other 40% he's only posting funny shit because it's stolen from other websites. At Leo's best, you can probably reverse those percentages.

      • Honkey_Kong

        and what is the percentage that you were not hugged enough as a child?? Or did Daddy love you just a little too much…. Thank you McBeastie for thinking that only your one sided self-righteous comments are worth the time it takes to read…

        • McBeastie

          Sorry to come between you and your man-crush Leo, but I was answering the OP's question. So fuck off.

          • Honkey_Kong

            And if a commenter sucks balls he also should know about it then maybe he will post better comments!!!

  • Rolis

    in soviet russia, you no drive to mall, mall drive to you!!

    • McBeastie


    • DoubleWainbow



  • top dog

    Why would you steal tires off of a NISSAN? A fricking NISSAN!!!!! You gotta be real desperate and broke as fuck to do that.

    • Kent

      Did it ever enter your mind that maybe the Nissan had after market rims that were expensive?

  • HellRazer

    WTF Chive? Most of us can look out the window and see this. MOAR BEWBS!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    When you see it…you'll sit bricks.

    • Insert Name Here

      swing and a miss

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        It's sitting on…nevermind.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    It's because it's black, isn't it.

  • kate

    it's a paid parking place in Domodedovo airport in Moscow. when the guy was on a vacation someone stolen his tires.

  • thetech2

    veels gone car no move now what we do what we do awww fuck it we move to merice much safer dare no one fuck wit soviet driver and just for the record this is not ownage I have been to russia and this looks more self inflicted than stolen if they want it in rusaia they take it in russia they don't dirty a lock and take all season tires

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      In Soviet Russia, punctuation fucks up your sentences.

  • Nicole

    Yeah, stealing is soo awesome. That dude totally deserved it the way he parked in that spot.

  • Nicole

    In my city, a bunch of kids set fire to someones house, would that also be considered "ownage"

  • CanadaJoe

    AHAHAHA. Only in America!!

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