All the kings horses and all the kings men still can’t make Hillary Swank hot (6 HQ photos)


  • nathan

    thats one ugly horse!

  • Steve


    • nathan


    • Firstly

      Wow, Steve. You suck at being first. Learn from the master…

  • Rich

    First to – you Steve

  • stueyd67

    Wtf are you lads on about? Personally, i think she's a bit of alright. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.

  • itsame

    its such a shame about the face…

  • Crystal

    She just looks so uncomfortable and awkward! Like she's trying to smile while someone is stomping on her feet or something

    • Jim


    • femtrooper

      Thats it! I couldnt put it into words myself.

  • garp

    …I find her attractive, and would love her long time

  • Confused

    What do you mean not hot? I would so plough that!

  • ROK

    maybe if she had normal size teeth? i dunno – plenty good enough as far as im concerned 😛

  • blackaccents

    What the hell??? Shes smokin hot!!!

  • aosux

    Hillary Skank is fugly

  • Confused

    What do you mean not hot? I would so plough that!

    And the next day as well!

  • your mom

    if she looks like that with all the makeup and hair stylists working on her, imagine what she looks like first thing in the morning…o.0

    • fign

      sooooooo TRUE, I agree 100% with you, definitely Fugly

    • its_forge

      After she's banged you crosseyed and bowlegged all night long? You saw her in Million Dollar Baby right, the woman's got some serious musculature even if she hasn't been training every day for the last ten years. She would *hurt* you.

    • jon

      You not looking at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.

  • chrisdg74

    *in best Austin Powers voice "That's a man, baby!!"
    Not the worst thing I've ever seen. But, definitely a bit of a butter-face.
    She is quite the brain, though. So, the good conversation would partially make up for the b-face.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      "well you have to admit she is rather man-ish……if that is a woman she looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!!!!"

  • CaptainInsano

    Looks damn sexy in #3 especially

  • DaddyD

    I now understand the Chive-boys rating system …
    HOT = big boobs
    VERY HOT = big boobs and a face that won't make you puke
    NOT HOT = any other combination of features

    C'mon guys. Hillary has an awesome body and boobs that would be a pleasure to suck on. She may not be classically beautiful, but I sure wouldn't mind seeing her across the table from me at breakfast.

    And oh yeah … she has more than half a brain.

    • its_forge

      Actually she *is* classically beautiful; the plastic-surgeried crap that passes for attractive these days is what's actually freakish. Put up ten or twelve pictures of a 19-year-old Lauren Bacall and see how many call her a man-face. Bet ya real money.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    She's a little long in the withers for my tastes but i think she may have a good length at full gallop..




  • Michael M. Cashaw

    Yes, she is not Halle Berry, but sorry, she is built. Face is pretty, but she does seem uncomfortable.

  • OneClownShoe

    Aww! I wanna feed her a sugar cube.

  • ArizonaRX

    She's not a bombshell, but she IS a good looking woman.

  • 76United

    So you wouldn't hit that? Yeah, right!

  • Kedward

    She is beautiful, I would wreck that chick. I would take chicks like her, Faruza Balk or Tilda Swinton over plastic, cookie cutter, skanks like Paris Hilton, Megan fox or Katy Perry.

    • Northman

      I agree that natural is better, but Tilda Swinton? My God man… That woman looks like a lizard boy.

    • its_forge

      So terribly this. Although, you seem to like them really thin!! = ) But this woman here, the wow.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      Thou art right

  • ghostbooty

    She has a face that you either love or hate. She has a nice trim body and is probably interesting to talk to, as well. I don't like these pictures though, they don't flatter her.

    • D-man

      Agreed, only #4 looks good. She's smiling and looks more comfortable.

  • hmm

    no comments? shes alright

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