Daily Afternoon Randomness (31 Photos)

  • aosux

    Nice randomness

  • John

    Hey all,

    Sorry for phoning in the last couple Randomness', Been a crazy week and couldn't check the submit account (I still go through all your pics personally). Back on track now, thanks for bearing with me. Free semiconscious hookers for everybody!

    Chive On,

    • SweetAwesomeness

      i'll take mine fully unconscious…and preferably with a hook on one hand….dont ask….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Oh, NOW you tell me! What am I supposed to do with the semi-conscious hookers I already have? All that dragging for nothing.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

        HHNF…it's dark in your closet…LET ME OUT DAMMMITTTTT!!!! I told ya I'm skeered of the things that go bump in the night!!!!! LOL

        And John…you're a whiner. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were busy tricking the entire news media or something…:P LOL

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          You get to stay in there, an hour longer than usual, with the mask on. You know what you did.

          • HeartUnderTheRose

            I'm her favorite. I get to sleep at the foot of her bed instead of in the closet.

            • CPO_Mendez

              And yet I'm still stuck in the basement… Chained to the wall… hopefully I'm spelling everything correctly… Can I take the blindfold and gag off for a day or two? please?

              • HeartUnderTheRose

                Admit it, you like it. Dirty, dirty boy.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  No interplay between my submissives without permission!

                  • CPO_Mendez

                    Please! Please don't take my keybo

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      I'm replacing all the keys with blue Legos. The fittings have tacks on them. Have at it.

  • http://www.superficialgallery.com Acadia

    Bears don't know when no means no.

    • nick

      I don't need to know about you mollesting bears.
      On a side note rape is no laughing matter, unless your raping a clown.

  • Jamison

    Happy Friday, Chivers!

  • Samantha

    the afternoon randomness is my hopeless addiction.


    Please find #31!

  • Mike

    i cant find the nose peircing in #31.

  • Fourthly


    • Faily

      epic fail

      • CPO_Mendez

        Fourthly… and just as fail as Firstly…

  • cavemanlawyer

    Quality set of pics! The nose ring is a bit of a turn off, but there are other things to focus on…

    I am still wiping tears from the video of soldiers returning home! Damn you Chive!

    • LiaMMV

      That's a stud, but rings are more of a turn-off I'd say. It really depends on the girl, or even the nose for that matter. Studs like that work well on cute noses, like that. But place one somewhere amidst a mass of beak flesh and it will just start to look like a shiny mole.

    • yepANDnope

      "turn off?"

      please leave the chive at once! u r no longer welcome.

  • RangerDanger

    #28 yes yes a thousand times yes!

    • Cudaman

      I have torn to many pairs cargo shorts because of those dam things. Wish my cabinets opened like the old stereo cabinets that had the magnetic push buttons.

    • rat liz

      and how !!!!! it is also true with crutches

  • Gerbilhunter

    Didn't even know she had a nose ring in 31. Still focused on visualizing … other piercings. 😀

  • Primer Gray

    #15 FTW! So true.

  • Shane

    Why photoshop the sweater on 27….black lines are pixelated…

    • anon

      youre an idiot.. ever seen a sweater?

    • ABO

      Pixelated? How about it's a knitted sweater?

    • stalker mcgee

      you all know its all 3D right?

  • J.P.

    #16. Didn't think the guy was a dick, kind of funny actually.

    • Da Cuntstabber


  • EMB

    16 isnt a total dick… he is totally right

    • the Real D. Nozzle

      i meant to vote that up, not down.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        I meant to vote that up, not down.

        • Beau

          I meant to purposely vote up that accidental vote down instead of vote up of the accidental vote down instead of the vote up. So I did.


          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            We should really stop leaving those irradiated brains around the lab.

            • Beau

              Is that what those are? Man, my neighbors are going to be PISSED when they find out it wasn't jell-o.

    • ron

      You're damn straight…. the dude loves his pets, and what is wrong with that? I love my dog like nobody's business, and feel pretty much the same as he does.

    • CPO_Mendez

      Agreed. If you are a guest it is not your place to complain.

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  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Ewwww Weeeeee, 27!!!!

    peac, crotchgobblins!!

  • chrisdg74

    #22 – Maria Sharapova. Mmmmmm.
    #27 – I bet she gets really naughty.
    #31 – Where is this nose ring of which you speak?

  • femtrooper

    Oh good lord thank you for 30…I have to go shower now…

  • man man

    31 FTW!

  • Obitoo

    31 That's no moon

  • metalcool36

    #27 needs to be punished.. Shes been a bad bad girl

  • Mr. Awesomeness

    In #19… illiterate people have jobs where they have to stack boxes.

  • LawChive

    Thank you for #15. Just thank you.

  • its_forge

    #31 You get away with the nose piercing because that is a very cute nose you have there. The rest of you is also marvelous but you really don't need some old creep on the Internet to tell you that; if you didn't know it you wouldn't be posing half-naked in front of your cameraphone. = )

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