• man man

    With a slightly different setup – this is Irving Park Rd., Chicago, 5:25PM on any given weekday. Those fucks.

    • Christopher Neufeldt

      this is Algonquin Road(rt. 62) right outside mount prospect every single day! Two stoplights that are barely .1 of a mile away of eatch other cause this behavior. Didn't anybody read the book before they took the test?

      • Mr. Magoo

        I used to wonder that all the time. Then I found out that they don't have a book anymore. Cleared that right up. Now I'm positive they don't know how to drive.

  • joeoby

    This is the exact reason my redneck ass put a train horn and police loud speaker on my 4X4. I blow the horn at them and then talk shit to them over the loud speaker…… GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    • superman0234

      you might be a redneck if…….

    • Mr. Magoo

      You are my hero.

  • mark


  • mike d.

    I just realized what an asshole i am

    • Beau

      The first step is admitting it. Good for you, Mike. Good for you.

    • Caca

      I just realized that I've probably thrown you the finger and dropped my beer in the process. Which makes you an even bigger asshole.

      • Da Man

        So you drink and drive?

    • HellHath NoFury

      No wonder why one lonely Beastie you be, all by yourself without nobody.

  • syned

    So true…

  • jon

    Why is this in HQ?

    John you are slightly stoopid for this post.

    • daniel

      did you notice the lead thumb photo (which was not in HQ) made the letters too small to read?

      So it had to be in HQ or nobody would be able to read, right? So whose stupid now?

      • Biggles


        • Tim

          Haha! The irony!

          • its_forge

            That's not irony Hommes.

  • nouu

    it's cause libs and minorities think they "deserve" whatever they want… am i at negative 100 yet?

    • aosux

      This post is full of truth.

    • its_forge

      Tell me you're being ironic please.

  • chrisdg74

    Shit like that is why I favor "concealed-carry".

  • Roscoe

    Happens in Chicago (and everywhere else, I guess) all the f'n time. Drives me crazy. Bravo for posting!!

  • mattythegooch

    This is why traffic light are for sucka's!!! Just plow through with "guns a'blazing" aka middle fingers for everybody!!!

  • Biggus Diccus

    I can't stand the people around here that cross the street while traffic is going through and walk accross slow as hell as if they want to get hit. I've seen cars having to break and honk their horns at them, the dumb bastards just keep sluggishly moving accross. They are always black poeple, not a racist comment, just the fact that they are ALWAYS black people.

    • its_forge

      That's just in your town; down here in S FL they're always old white folks. Occasionally younger people or minorities but almost always, 900 year old New York transplants.

      • That one Guy

        Detroit seems to have this problems with black people too. A survey should be started

  • HarrisQ

    In illustration #1, car in the inside lane is observing California law designed to prevent grid-lock. But when people stay behind the limit line at a green light in a left turn lane, it's infuriating.

  • Dave

    yea thats infuriating, that and “FIRST.” neither of which i ever stoop to 🙂

  • aosux

    These comments are quite tasteful.

  • floscar

    Why is everyone driving a minivan in this scenario?

  • Sauru

    should be a law when someone does this that you are allowed to get out of your car and punch them in the face

  • Charlie Helmet

    So is the person behind the asshole also an asshole for advancing and not leaving room for the asshole to back up and save face?

    • Beau

      Nope, it's called letting them sleep in the grave they dug. If they decided to be a complete douche, let them ES&D.

    • its_forge

      Never back up in a travel lane, that's insane.

  • @#$%!!

    Haahha. There are some foul mouthed motorists in that lane. "Douche" has become quit the popular preferred term of insult.

  • HellHath NoFury

    I don't always drive, but when I do, I drive a Howitzer.

    • C-man

      A howitzer is a gun, not a vehicle. You can tow a howitzer but not drive one. Oh yeah, and you don't know shit.

      • chrisdg74
        You sure as hell can drive this.

      • HellHath NoFury

        Oh, so the M110A1 I worked on wasn't a tank? Man, I thought for sure that the huge body and belt-tracks made it a tank. Do some reading so you won't get military history pwnd by a girl, in public, nonetheless.

        • Mr. Magoo

          Self propelled howitzer. So your close, but still not an actual tank. Also if your planning on using your gun a howitzer won't do you much good as it is an indirect fire weapon.

      • Howie Howitzer

        Awwwwww! Thanks man.

        And hellhath, stop commenting lame comments just to comment on every fucking post. You Douchitzer.

        • Beau

          It's been too long. Looks like your fan club is back. lol

        • HeartUnderTheRose

          How about you crawl in a hole and die? I think everyone would appreciate that more.

      • Dufresne

        Hate to tell you this, but not only can you drive a howitzer, you can fly the bad boys. AC-130 my man. Do some research.

      • top dog

        C-man, stick to the boy scouts, cause you don't know jack about the Army or the Marines.

  • douche

    In defense of the douche: he probably saw a bunch more douches waiting to turn right. Pre-empting their certain douchedom, he decided to outdouche them before they douched him.

  • undouche

    True, douche. And looking at the insults they were shouting, I'd say they almost certainly were douches. So it's my humble expert opinion that this was actually quite a considerate driver, doing his or her bit to keep the douches in their place.

    • doubledouche

      So this person is the leader of the douches? What a douche.

  • gunenrsaurus

    start using roundabouts and this will never happen! also you will never have to worry about the light being out and not working!

    • Greenerblues

      "Round a bound"

      • Bull

        No, gunenrsaurus is correct.

        You're obviously getting it all mixed up with Charles Barkley, the "Round Mound of Rebound"

  • Elwood Hastings

    Blocking an intersection is illegal in most states. Where I live you are not to enter the intersection if you cannot completely get across.

  • Steve

    I'm that guy! and I don't care…. find another way to get home and suck it if you are in a hurry. I have somewhere to be and I'm not wasting a light cycle to try and be a nice guy.

  • Viking

    Dumb is forever.

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