the fact that you take pride and actually have a goal to be first shows on incredibly lame your life and personality is. must suck to be people like you
the fact that you guys take the time to call someone else a douche just for saying "first" actually shows how lame your lives are…I mean really, what's so wrong about saying first?
Have you ever seen a web site exactly like the chive? With the comments, the randomness of the galleries, the uniqueness of everything chive? I've seen some similar things yes, but exactly the same? No. Then if you add in the satellite sites, like thebrigade & theberry…well…I like to think that this site is special.
And things that fly in other sites…well…they just don't work here. To me, saying "First" brings the chive down a little. I'd much rather read something intelligent, articulate and thought provoking, than the inane blathering of some idiot that has nothing better to do than troll the internets looking for a cyber cherry to pop.
As for Miss HHNF…we are getting married on the 33rd of Juntober. Our flowers are petunias and lillies. Get back Jack…LOL (I'm kidding…she is cuter than a bugs ear tho. )
I second your opinion on the comments!!! Congratulations to you and HHNF on your upcoming nuptials!!! Ahh, The Chive is not just a photo/comment site… real people can find real love too….Eat that EHarmony
I love finding dates here! They're high in fiber and delicious. Although sometimes, I find out too late that they're not dates, they're leavings of 'first' posters.
And yes, Lisa, I love you too. The Chive is a magical place, and anyone who refutes this must use red-hot slag suppositories.
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yes.. you are first douche on the cobb.
jayne cobb is no douche. please refrain from using his name in such douche baggery as saying " first". thank you
the fact that you take pride and actually have a goal to be first shows on incredibly lame your life and personality is. must suck to be people like you
stfu
the fact that you guys take the time to call someone else a douche just for saying "first" actually shows how lame your lives are…I mean really, what's so wrong about saying first?
It wastes our time. We would much rather dump on HHNF's comments than have to scroll past some useless post.
By the way … side note to HHNF … will you marry me?
Subtle much…..Good luck bro, let us know how that one works out for you
*checks Blackberry*
Any time after Juvember the 33rd is fine, I have 4 weddings and annulments between now and then.
Dear youSUCK,
Have you ever seen a web site exactly like the chive? With the comments, the randomness of the galleries, the uniqueness of everything chive? I've seen some similar things yes, but exactly the same? No. Then if you add in the satellite sites, like thebrigade & theberry…well…I like to think that this site is special.
And things that fly in other sites…well…they just don't work here. To me, saying "First" brings the chive down a little. I'd much rather read something intelligent, articulate and thought provoking, than the inane blathering of some idiot that has nothing better to do than troll the internets looking for a cyber cherry to pop.
As for Miss HHNF…we are getting married on the 33rd of Juntober. Our flowers are petunias and lillies. Get back Jack…LOL (I'm kidding…she is cuter than a bugs ear tho.
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Chive on.~LOL
I second your opinion on the comments!!! Congratulations to you and HHNF on your upcoming nuptials!!! Ahh, The Chive is not just a photo/comment site… real people can find real love too….Eat that EHarmony
I love finding dates here! They're high in fiber and delicious. Although sometimes, I find out too late that they're not dates, they're leavings of 'first' posters.
And yes, Lisa, I love you too. The Chive is a magical place, and anyone who refutes this must use red-hot slag suppositories.
Red-hot slag suppositories are considered punishment? Whoops.
Although many people just use their heads.
This is not Saturday, Beau. Get out of my dungeon, plzkthx.
been waiting for half a day for new posts. !!!! chive, get more ppl updating lol.
Carmen is way too hot for Waldo.
A Wild Subaru appears! It uses rally! It's super-effective!
#14 FTW, Beautiful tits
If Carmen and Waldo ever have a kid, they'll never be abel to find it!
I'm sure they Cain manage.
#18 is a black eye in the making.
TERMINATOR FTW!!!!!
#2 – Those are prolly fake. You can tell cause her legs are too skinny.
I was thinking the SAME thing. Those just CAN'T be real.
I don't know what you guys are talking about. They look real to me. I mean, she even won ribbons and stuff for their tremendous size.
p-r-o-b-a-b-l-y!!! I don't know…they look real to me! 8^)
#5 – I LOL every time I see that girl 'shopped into a pic.
#12 – Ribs?, corn and vodka. I want.
#27 – About 16 years too late, Ah-nold.
#27 didn't you know he can go back in time ????? have a hope man!!!
D'oh! Didn't think that far ahead. No caffeine yet. Just make sure Reese doesn't go back with him. We want him to succeed this time.
Mmmmm… caffeine…..
Sorry I didn't mean to breathe all over you when I did that.
Tease.
Id like to start a list for Ah-nold…..Please add every single Kardashian to it please
And the entire cast of The Hills. Although, with that "show" off the air, half of them may do it themselves. Also, please add Jersey Shore.
1, Hot Tub Time Machine is for hoomans you silly chickens…
4, yer doin it wrong…
Sorry Cookie Monster….the kids had the munchies..
14 + 16 = WIN!!
#1 What a 'poultry' hot tub, I bet the water is 'Fowl' etc..etc…
#20 is a big-time win! We NEED those signs around northern VA!!
Oh man! That's exactly what I was thinking! People around here can't drive for shit!
#4 I would never let that girl anywhere near my straw…
#2 she must be american…
#11 DAMN YOU MONGORIANS!!
KEEP KNOCKIN DOWN MY SHITTY WALL!
More shopped bs… LAME.
Arnold RULES!
What kind of dog is that in #5?
where the fuck are my cookies lololololololol