Just good fun to kickstart your week (28 Photos)

  • JayneCobb

    first finally

    • Danny Zuco

      yes.. you are first douche on the cobb.

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      jayne cobb is no douche. please refrain from using his name in such douche baggery as saying " first". thank you

  • hmmmmm

    the fact that you take pride and actually have a goal to be first shows on incredibly lame your life and personality is. must suck to be people like you

    • Moron


  • youSUCK

    the fact that you guys take the time to call someone else a douche just for saying "first" actually shows how lame your lives are…I mean really, what's so wrong about saying first?

    • DaddyD

      It wastes our time. We would much rather dump on HHNF's comments than have to scroll past some useless post.

      By the way … side note to HHNF … will you marry me?

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        Subtle much…..Good luck bro, let us know how that one works out for you

        • Abdullah

          I just flolowed your very easy to flolow instructions to add this button to my blog. I’m so thrilled to have found you! I’m definitely bookmarking your blog and will be back to see how I can add more fun and useful things to my blog! Thanks!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        *checks Blackberry*
        Any time after Juvember the 33rd is fine, I have 4 weddings and annulments between now and then.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

      Dear youSUCK,

      Have you ever seen a web site exactly like the chive? With the comments, the randomness of the galleries, the uniqueness of everything chive? I've seen some similar things yes, but exactly the same? No. Then if you add in the satellite sites, like thebrigade & theberry…well…I like to think that this site is special.

      And things that fly in other sites…well…they just don't work here. To me, saying "First" brings the chive down a little. I'd much rather read something intelligent, articulate and thought provoking, than the inane blathering of some idiot that has nothing better to do than troll the internets looking for a cyber cherry to pop.

      As for Miss HHNF…we are getting married on the 33rd of Juntober. Our flowers are petunias and lillies. Get back Jack…LOL (I'm kidding…she is cuter than a bugs ear tho. ;))

      Chive on.~LOL

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        I second your opinion on the comments!!! Congratulations to you and HHNF on your upcoming nuptials!!! Ahh, The Chive is not just a photo/comment site… real people can find real love too….Eat that EHarmony

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I love finding dates here! They're high in fiber and delicious. Although sometimes, I find out too late that they're not dates, they're leavings of 'first' posters.
          And yes, Lisa, I love you too. The Chive is a magical place, and anyone who refutes this must use red-hot slag suppositories.

          • Beau

            Red-hot slag suppositories are considered punishment? Whoops.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Although many people just use their heads.
              This is not Saturday, Beau. Get out of my dungeon, plzkthx.

          • Felipe

            What I wouldnt give to have a deabte with you about this. You just say so many things that come from nowhere that Im pretty sure Id have a fair shot. Your website is great visually, I mean people wont be bored. But others who can see past the videos and the layout wont be so impressed with your generic catch oning of this topic.

  • eclipze

    been waiting for half a day for new posts. !!!! chive, get more ppl updating lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Carmen is way too hot for Waldo.
    A Wild Subaru appears! It uses rally! It's super-effective!

  • BrownE

    #14 FTW, Beautiful tits 🙂

  • Gumba

    If Carmen and Waldo ever have a kid, they'll never be abel to find it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I'm sure they Cain manage.

  • Spiral

    #18 is a black eye in the making.

  • Dispenser


  • Hoss

    #2 – Those are prolly fake. You can tell cause her legs are too skinny.

    • Zoey

      I was thinking the SAME thing. Those just CAN'T be real.

      • Blahblahblah

        I don't know what you guys are talking about. They look real to me. I mean, she even won ribbons and stuff for their tremendous size.

    • Scotty

      p-r-o-b-a-b-l-y!!! I don't know…they look real to me! 8^)

  • chrisdg74

    #5 – I LOL every time I see that girl 'shopped into a pic.
    #12 – Ribs?, corn and vodka. I want.
    #27 – About 16 years too late, Ah-nold.

    • dw55

      #27 didn't you know he can go back in time ????? have a hope man!!!

      • chrisdg74

        D'oh! Didn't think that far ahead. No caffeine yet. Just make sure Reese doesn't go back with him. We want him to succeed this time.

        • Beau

          Mmmmm… caffeine…..

        • Beau

          Sorry I didn't mean to breathe all over you when I did that.

          • chrisdg74


    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Id like to start a list for Ah-nold…..Please add every single Kardashian to it please

      • chrisdg74

        And the entire cast of The Hills. Although, with that "show" off the air, half of them may do it themselves. Also, please add Jersey Shore.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    1, Hot Tub Time Machine is for hoomans you silly chickens…
    4, yer doin it wrong…
    Sorry Cookie Monster….the kids had the munchies..

  • metalcool36

    14 + 16 = WIN!!

  • P-90

    #1 What a 'poultry' hot tub, I bet the water is 'Fowl' etc..etc…

  • MissChris

    #20 is a big-time win! We NEED those signs around northern VA!!

    • Fligglebobbin

      Oh man! That's exactly what I was thinking! People around here can't drive for shit!

  • CPO_Mendez

    #4 I would never let that girl anywhere near my straw…

    • Mimou

      bhn ji in rachnaaon ki pasnhsra ke liyen mere paas shbd hi nahin hai or tlaashne pr mil bhi nahi rahe hai fir bhi badhaai ..akhtar khan akela kota rajsthan

  • Nicnac

    #2 she must be american…

  • The Champ


    • Beau


  • Hater

    More shopped bs… LAME.

  • Buffet

    Arnold RULES!

  • Burrr

    What kind of dog is that in #5?

  • rofl

    where the fuck are my cookies lololololololol

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