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Imagine waking up next to this (27 Photos)

August 19, 2010 | In: Girls, WTF

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keithp420

how the fuck do their eyes get bigger? injecting them with LSD?

vrmnmrk

Special contact lenses only available in China, Japan etc (or on the internet). Western countries won't approve them for sale as prolonged usage can lead to eye infections and even blindness! YEY!

keithp420

i figured as much, we Americans never get anything fun!

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

its a conact lens that you can buy on line but they are extremely dangerous cuz they aren't made like contacts from the eye doctor

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

And they put so much eye makeup on, that it gets in the contacts and gives them pinkeye. It's very gross. My Korean friend's sister does it all the time and has ruined her eyes just to impress boys.

hmm

No boys get impressed I bet
joker

pinkeye, rofl

chelle

They glue their eyelids.
BKKJay

Most of the pics are from Thailand. They have this infatuation with looking like the characters out of anime with the big eyes, so there is a huge market for contact lenses that make the eyes look bigger. They also are obsessed with looking as white/European as they can, so they also will get blue contacts and such as well
KCB

Circle lenses that make their irises look bigger. They're quite the fad in asia right now but they are very bad for your eyes. :/

Kelly Perez

OMG
mytaile

remember that movie coyote ugly? the part where they explain what coyote ugly actually is? kinda like that
Tagz

Why are they all Asian?

The Real D. Nozzle

ditto.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

In non-Asians, the difference isn't that scary

http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo NTFW

seriously, there are way worse examples

needsavacation

Probably coz Asian chicks like to post this stuff up to show people how to get the look, etc. non-asian chicks don't like to show what they look like without makeup period. Go to Vegas – guaranteed any attractive girl you see there probably looks like crap in the morning.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Because they were born in Asia.
who cares

its just one girl

paker

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
CaptInsano

Imagine sometimes waking up next to a completely different person!

fuzzybeard2016

BT;DT *shudder*

top dog

As long as it's a human female I'd still get a hard on…ready for some early morning delight. Try it sometime, you'd be surprised.

aosux

Dunt-dun-dduuuuunnnnnnn
McBeastie

Probably better than waking up next to your shallow, racist asses Chive.

Nateb123

^Asian girl

McBeastie

Nope, but married to one and she's awesome.

FORWARDTHINKING

IS IT JUST ME OR DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME WTF.. SORRY TO RACIALLY PROFILE

http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

Is it just me or is it highly ironic that someone with a name of "FORWARDTHINKING" would be a racist retard?

FORWARDTHINKING

JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS… JUSTIN HALL

McBeastie

And he's only stating the obvious that only a racist retard would think that they all look the same…because they don't.

tom

lol he said sorry.. but they do hahahaha

dumdum

The eyes aren't makeup, its an eye surgery to change the shape of the skin around them.

neutral

The eyes are contact lenses & the eyelids are glued. You can't get surgery and have it heal in less that a day

meatball

Make up or make believe? Oh and it's not like the majority of girls out there aren't wearing the stuff. When are they going to start making photoshop in the bottle?

fuzzybeard2016

Max Factor – founded in 1909.

CaptainJiggles

Moral: Get a good haircut and smile.
FartFace

uh.. 14 and 22 are wicked hot before AND after.
http://colddeadfingers.tk Merovingian

3, 9, 19 are fine anyway.

mikethecarpenter

10 and 17 seem fine…

aaa

They're all good bukakke targets, nothing more.
James17930

#20 literally scares the life out of me. We're talking bad-horror-movie-leprechaun here.
http://twitter.com/nffcnnr @nffcnnr

i suspect this to be a hoax.
Maddog

Silly, Gabriel. Japanese people don't have souls!
tommybhoy

When you wake up…keep looking at the ceiling-get out of bed-grab clothes and run without even looking back at her.

What you cant see cant hurt you

McBeastie

Dude, we can all see your profile pic, so…"pot calling kettle black" immediately springs to mind.
Scotty b

So true man. I woke up in some japanese rec room, And they would not. Stop Screaming!

Pap Smear Ribbon

Amazing how one asian chick can look so different! Huh? Oh, that's more than one asian chick?! My bad!

neutral

Oh hey Pap Smear, wow you must be right- all those blond white chicks with the shovels of makeup look exactly the same after they take that off. only the asian chicks look different with makeup.

petwookiee

Those Asian make-up artists got some mad skills!
carmella

Fucking Asian bitches….
Equalizer

Change Title: Before and After Alcohol!
ericvdm

its the same person over and over. they all look the same
The Pradz

Ohhhh Herrrrrrrrro Frann!

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