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August 20, 2010 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot
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fuuuuuuck you, you fucking fuck
You seem tense.
You seam tents.
youth seen tens?
I break danced the whole time I was pregnant and my offspring turned out pretty awesome, even though she's like me. I used my belly as a big spinny ball.
Just kidding. Pregnancy is gross and should never be talked about.
yeah, you know.. until you began with the ''just kidding.. '' that was pretty fun, but because you just said the last part, you are gross and should never be talked about
HAHA…love the last line.
ignore them, they have obviously never seen a woman in real life and thus don't know how to react to one without looking like a couple of butt-fucking retards.
Oooh, best party ever.
I think Pregnancy should be talked about a HELL of a lot more! Maybe then we wouldn't have quite so many young ladies putting it out there too early… And getting pregnant. That's where this was going…
Be careful what you wish for. No women putting out? Mutiny.
ok ok… True… At the least teach them to make 100% sure the guys are wrapping up then…
^so are you
Oh, pretty awesome? Thanks! Best birthday present ever!
Happy Birthday, darling! If you marry me, I promise never to get you pregnant … but to try 2-3 times a day.
Happy Bday HHNF
Thank you both. I was bound and determined to have a craptacular day, but I guess if you insist…
I know I'm late on here and I got you on FB but, HAPPY BIRFDAY again :p
To be more of a teaching guide the women should be darker skin.
Funny how all the trade school nursing commercials feature a minority talking about how they are so glad, being a single mom, they made the choice to have graduated from the school. Hmmmmm maybe you got something right here. The negative ranking will tell me exactly how many single moms are on here thought the baby would keep their man.
Worst reason to have a baby, ever.
Aside from using it to get into low-income housing. I've seen that one. tell them 'no' and then mark your appointments for exactly 9 months to the day, she'll be in with a baby.
Sad but true…
honestly, some of the bad moms look like they know how to have a good time
How do you think they got knocked up?
*Said in a fake Jersey accent*
No – #18 has them mixed up!
Isn't #1(on the right) a little bit similar to what you would've done to get pregnant? For that matter, I guess #2/right could've been what was done to you to get pregnant.
#8 -Remember: Don't go to Mardi Gras when you're expecting.
#20 – Who knew back-spins were dangerous for the unborn?
thats actually a one handed stall… very dangerous for the unborn
I better tell my wife to cut the shit then…..she is constantly breakdancing….3rd trimester hormones are a bitch..
I'll bet some body made a lot of money from this one. I know this was suppose to be funny but, whatever happen to finding out what to do from your mother…..or your (Dr.)doctor?
I'm for all the #2s. Babies are terrible. Adopt instead.
But… if you do that, then there's no babies left to adopt. You'd just need to give up the babies you have for adoption, then adopt others.
It's like a Wal-mart trade-in program…
Emailing this to my pregnant wife as we speak…….
My wife and I are currently expecting, I will be showing this to her as soon as I get home, lol
Congrats. How did it happen? Did your "muscle" "drift" somewhere? HAHA
There was an epic crash. Mangled bodies, blood, sweat, videocameras…
Congrats MD! I'll pray it doesn't turn out like Lohan.
Hands down, the funniest post I've seen on el Chive, yet.
Love the last 1
#12 I think I had the witch doctor…didn't believe in epidurals. WTF? Where was this informative guide when I needed it?
My wife's due any day now – maybe I'll show her after all the anger has a chance to become, 'What a beautiful baby..'
This was just stupid…
Apparently, Del here will never mate with the fairer sex… I have a feeling that is a good thing.
Prego or not, when a breakdance battle erupts, you gotta do what you gotta do!
lolol!!! ya you dont wana get served and let a lil baby in the womb stop you!
wow, way to rip off someone's entire book! That's all this is, people, http://www.wrybaby.com/detail.aspx?ID=72
If wrybaby's all that awesome, then go over there. Don't let the screen door hit cha either. :p
Oh Tim, thanks for that….. I dont give a fuck where this is from, its here now and I found it.
…And it was glorious…
They gave Good..They gave Bad…But the didnt give Ugly….I've seen ugly….o.0
They drive a Ford Mondeo?! God… Poor son to be kid…
#11 is wrong, but very understandable, especially during the third trimester.
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what is wrong with #8?
im sure americans do need these signs
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