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I want an epic toaster for Christmas (22 Photos)

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  1. Coolest thing since sliced bread.
    /lame.

  2. I'm dissappointed this list didn't feature a cylon. hehe

  3. vince says:

    I'd buy a couple of them…

  4. blake honda says:

    they should make a paris hilton toaster. When it's done toasting, it'll say, "that's hot."

  5. Panzerschrek says:

    You really think Paris Hilton is hot?

  6. MiPo_TheGoaT says:

    I want Heinz Doofenshmirtz to create an evil toaster then have Perry the Platypus destroy it!!!!

  7. Equalizer says:

    This will affect the sales of cereals

  8. Beau says:

    The shock paddle toaster and #12 have to be my favorites. #12 because it's superheated and only needs to roll your toast through once, so there's a good chance it'll be toasted perfectly if you let it heat up first. Plus it doubles as a space heater! Which is really useful here in Florida… oh wait.

  9. Beau says:

    You're correct, I just meant it in the lamens douchebag way, as in getting really hot so it toasted quickly as it slowly slid through, lol.

  10. joe says:

    #17, nothing beats a toaster made by Fagor

  11. Merovingian says:

    #15 looks like a fat person in a thong… On the toast obviously..

  12. ebay21 says:

    welcome to ::== h t t p : / / w w w . e b a y 2 1 .c o m ==

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