I want an epic toaster for Christmas (22 Photos)

Coolest thing since sliced bread.
/lame.

I'm dissappointed this list didn't feature a cylon. hehe

I'd buy a couple of them…

they should make a paris hilton toaster. When it's done toasting, it'll say, "that's hot."

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You really think Paris Hilton is hot?

I want Heinz Doofenshmirtz to create an evil toaster then have Perry the Platypus destroy it!!!!

This will affect the sales of cereals

The shock paddle toaster and #12 have to be my favorites. #12 because it's superheated and only needs to roll your toast through once, so there's a good chance it'll be toasted perfectly if you let it heat up first. Plus it doubles as a space heater! Which is really useful here in Florida… oh wait.

You're correct, I just meant it in the lamens douchebag way, as in getting really hot so it toasted quickly as it slowly slid through, lol.

#17, nothing beats a toaster made by Fagor

#15 looks like a fat person in a thong… On the toast obviously..

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