The shock paddle toaster and #12 have to be my favorites. #12 because it's superheated and only needs to roll your toast through once, so there's a good chance it'll be toasted perfectly if you let it heat up first. Plus it doubles as a space heater! Which is really useful here in Florida… oh wait.
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Coolest thing since sliced bread.
/lame.
Hottest thing since sliced bread.
I'm dissappointed this list didn't feature a cylon. hehe
I'd buy a couple of them…
they should make a paris hilton toaster. When it's done toasting, it'll say, "that's hot."
[...] Crazy cool toasters theCHIVE. [...]
You really think Paris Hilton is hot?
I want Heinz Doofenshmirtz to create an evil toaster then have Perry the Platypus destroy it!!!!
And consecutively and inadvertently ruin Candace's outing of the boys, in the last possible moment.
"Oh there you are Perry"
Agent P!
This will affect the sales of cereals
The shock paddle toaster and #12 have to be my favorites. #12 because it's superheated and only needs to roll your toast through once, so there's a good chance it'll be toasted perfectly if you let it heat up first. Plus it doubles as a space heater! Which is really useful here in Florida… oh wait.
You're correct, I just meant it in the lamens douchebag way, as in getting really hot so it toasted quickly as it slowly slid through, lol.
#17, nothing beats a toaster made by Fagor
#15 looks like a fat person in a thong… On the toast obviously..
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