I want an epic toaster for Christmas (22 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Coolest thing since sliced bread.

    • DaddyD

      Hottest thing since sliced bread.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Smeggstar Daniel 'Smegg' Smales

    I'm dissappointed this list didn't feature a cylon. hehe

  • vince

    I'd buy a couple of them…

  • blake honda

    they should make a paris hilton toaster. When it's done toasting, it'll say, "that's hot."

  • http://sallyhanreck.com/1028/crazy-cool-toasters/ Sally Hanreck's Blog » Blog Archive » Crazy cool toasters

    […] Crazy cool toasters theCHIVE. […]

  • Panzerschrek

    You really think Paris Hilton is hot?

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    I want Heinz Doofenshmirtz to create an evil toaster then have Perry the Platypus destroy it!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      And consecutively and inadvertently ruin Candace's outing of the boys, in the last possible moment.

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        "Oh there you are Perry"

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Agent P!

  • Equalizer

    This will affect the sales of cereals

  • Beau

    The shock paddle toaster and #12 have to be my favorites. #12 because it's superheated and only needs to roll your toast through once, so there's a good chance it'll be toasted perfectly if you let it heat up first. Plus it doubles as a space heater! Which is really useful here in Florida… oh wait.

  • Beau

    You're correct, I just meant it in the lamens douchebag way, as in getting really hot so it toasted quickly as it slowly slid through, lol.

  • joe

    #17, nothing beats a toaster made by Fagor

    • Anzhelika

      it’s a scene from Reservoir Dogs they are talking about how many males a femlae has slept with and the quote goes “dick, dick, dick, dick, dick” “how many dicks is that” “a lot”good movie, check it out

  • http://colddeadfingers.tk Merovingian

    #15 looks like a fat person in a thong… On the toast obviously..

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