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Awesome maybe, but would you really buy this thing? (11 Photos)

For about $110,000 you can claim this bad boy for yourself. The Seabreacher looks like a great white shark, complete with dorsal fin, gaping jaws and rows of dagger-sharp teeth. At 16.5ft in length, it is even the same size as one. It boasts a 260hp engine, which powers it to 50mph above water, and 20mph below it. It looks fun, don't get me wrong, but is it really worth a hundred grand? (It's also known to rack up some serious maintenance fees as well.) If you own a few oil fields, knock yourself out I guess.

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Comments:

  1. tommybhoy says:

    I want a shark boat !!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Livewire says:

    I don't care if it is a waste of money. I want one

  3. Caca says:

    A steering wheel would be nice….

    I mean for over a hundred grand and all.

  4. YoItsMe says:

    I would if I had the money that bitch is awesome

  5. BigDingo says:

    shark boat is epic

  6. LiaMMV says:

    More that worth it. A bargain!

  7. CaptainInsano says:

    I don't care what you look like, you're gettin laid with the shark boat.

  8. stafferty says:

    Its like being able to jet ski and scuba dive at the same time. I need hit Lotto tonight (Or actually work hard and earn the money, but that is not as fun as compulsive gambling. Hooray irresponsibility)

  9. Ueichen says:

    Absolutely

  10. MiPo_TheGoaT says:

    Must check with the accountant to see if i can write it off as a business deduction

  11. So this is what happens when Skynet tries to imitate nonhuman life forms… :P

    To quote the immortal techie Tony Stark –

    "I want one."

  12. texjosh says:

    Yeah, I want that. No debate.

  13. fuzzybeard2016 says:

    These guys need to be on Mythbusters next year for Shark Week!

  14. Nicnac says:

    someone loved Tintin as a child.

    Next: The search for Red Rackham's treasure.

  15. andrei says:

    I want one. With pedals.

  16. Equalizer says:

    I have one in my pool

  17. thetech2 says:

    absolutely I would empty every beach on the east coast til some rednack guntotin idiot decided to put a hole in me shark boat is epic

  18. Alright guys, I've found the gift I want. Please deliver to house.

  19. joker says:

    lol, that chick was trying to ride the dolphin, epic.

  20. Kent says:

    According to Forbes Magazine there are 3800 privately owned submersible marine vessels in the US, 100 times more than the next highest (the UK).

    I wonder how many of those are this Shark boat thing.

  21. Carlos says:

    Dear Santa, I have been so gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

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