Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 Photos)

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  • blake

    I'm gonna go with #8
    she frequently attends local Goblin workshops for WoW, drives way too fast, makes love like the asteroid is a half hour away…
    oh yeah, and she makes a mean sammich

    • keithp420

      i concur!

    • ,,,

      fuck you blake and your smug name …

      • darwin

        fuck you three commas and your no name

        • John L.

          fuck you, Darwin, and your evolutionary theory

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Fuck you, John Lennon, and your walrus.

          • Peter Thomas

            fuck you, John L, and Yoko too

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Would you really want to listen to that shrieking the whole time?

              • Homesteader

                Awww, I was enjoying all the "Fuck you…" comments.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                  Fuck you, homesteader, and your Little house on the Prairie theme song.

                  • Son of Dad

                    Fuck you Nellie Olson, and your hypnotic blond ringlets!

                    • PeeWee H.

                      Fuck you Charles Ingalls and your stupid suspenders.

                    • Mr. Toast

                      Fuck you Peewee Go make a Wee in ur pants and Jizz! ;D

                    • No1Ass&DickLicker

                      Fuck you Mr toast, you ruined it all.

                    • the future

                      fuck you the past

  • chrisdg74

    14- Yes, absolutely.

    • osborl12

      haha, i see what you did there.

  • robocarnage

    FIRST
    number 8, great rack

    • mikejayray

      You have great taste good sir! My choice too!

    • YOU'RE SECOND FAGGOT

      FIRST FAIL

  • MSM

    #8..total package and some Tig Ole Bitties

  • nomad78

    victor you lucky bastard…

  • nathan

    11

    • nathan

      because I can see her panties 😀

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        I see London, I see France…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Let's see your passport, sir.

      • Doug

        It's all about those little victories…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

      But this one goes to 11…

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        none, none more black…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    40- The first question is not, 'which one', but rather, 'did they come from the states highlighted in the latter part of #10?'
    Your fiance is a real ass. You forgot to mention your age. Have a seat right over there.
    I'm a very small person, but i have terribly evil ideas. Does that affect my height?
    9-I'm hoping you meant '37', not '87'.
    Mila Kunis was the only thing that made Forgetting Sarah Marshall worth watching.

    • dutchielover

      mila kunis has no ass, but would be hot otherwise.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        She can have mine.

        • Vihni

          You always say that you have no ass or boobs … see people actually listen.
          Also, Mila Kunis shares the same birthday as me, now i just need a way to use that to help me seduce her …

          • McBeastie

            No, it's just that HHNF has enough of an ass for 3 people, so she's hoping someone will take at least one portion. Now, the gunt is going to be harder for her to get rid of.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Yeah, really. I type so much because it's my only exercise. You should see it, I'm still jiggling long after I stop moving, like a lava lamp. I don't carry a purse, i just hide stuff in my folds. *herf

    • P-90

      I thought Russell Brand was genuinely funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

  • Danny P

    #2 – never been with a midget.

  • WonderWhy

    #2 looks a wee bit young

    • googboog

      pedobear approves humping

  • likin it

    great ass on 33…and be assured she won't be with him in 10 years. And the pick for #40…tough choice, but #8 because she likes #7 touching her……

    • The Fiance

      I hope she won't be with me in 10 yrs, cause it won't look that good when she's 36… Im 34 now, and in ten years I'll want something under 25……..

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        Classy

      • its_forge

        I hope you get *everything* you deserve from life.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Why don't you get on with telling her that preemptively? Or is she presumable too dumb to read, being with a man* like you?
        *Term used loosely

  • Jay

    gotta go with #9.

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      Agreed

      • http://www.facebook.com/broadiefoot Eric Broadfoot

        agreeagreed

  • Jack

    9, shes the most attractive. tough choice though!

  • Laura

    as a girl I take #8. I hook up with a girl once or twice a year, i never plan on it but we like soft things – the hard edged fake tan girls are not for me. something soft and hot is the way to go

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Laura, you might as well have just said free p*ssy….here come the marriage proposals

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I thought I was an attention whore….

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        This ought to be entertaining…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I mean, have at it, send pics, etc. But don't just Hustler Letter to the Editor crap to us like it's no big deal, doe-eyed like you don't know it attracts the male-types. I'll bet cash that she only touches women if she has a half-drunk audience.

          • thomas

            EZ there HHNF

          • Saki01

            I agree with this chic!!!

  • partly down

    I laughed at 28 prolly more than i should have

  • Greenerblues

    I choose #11…nice legs

  • Jimdawg

    The Mila Kunis pic is a hot ass pic of her….Goddamn that Home Alone bastard and for #4, I gotta go with 11….she has red and pink streaks in her hair which kill me, she's a leggy blonde and I can see up her skirt a bit.

    • jimdawg

      I meant for #40 I go with 11, sorry, button wasn't hit hard enough.

      • northerner

        Agree. Long legs, good. Upskirt, real good!

  • Beau

    But #3, the color…. ohhhhh. I see what you did thur.

  • Hypno germ

    8 hands down…her pants 😉

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    I'll take number 4….she looks like a quiet, sweet girl…..those are the ones who say and do the craziest shit when the lights go down…..

  • Grodon

    #4 & #6 look like the only ones that aren't totally stuck up

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    Caption #8: Jump mothafucker JUMP!

  • jon-el

    Gotta go with number 1 because 2 is not a winner, and 3 nobody remembers.

    (Plus she has that eyes-close-when-she-smiles look that is v. cute.)

  • Blendercloud

    I take #8, too! She's a bombshell waiting to drop!! We should find more pictures of her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

      What's this "We" shit, Kemosabe?

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Rick Roll should get Rickrolled!!!!!

  • jman

    why choose one? I'd go with a threesome of 1, 8 and 9. If I had to absolutely choose only one, it would be #8, because I have had crappy luck with blondes

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