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Just got this gem in our inbox from Douglass T. who says “I open doors this way because I like to pretend I’m a velociraptor.”
Just got this gem in our inbox from Douglass T. who says “I open doors this way because I like to pretend I’m a velociraptor.”
this made my day
i know what i'm adding to netflix tonight
clever, nobody will ever know
genius!
FAIL! Velociraptors use 3 fingers.
lmfao this made my day because…..I do teh EXACT same thing XD
Clever girl
Then why are you wearing clothes? Nudity would be far more convincing.
Are you saying that you look like a raptor when you're naked, great that image is going to make it more difficult to knock one out to your pics.
I do. Why do you think i never send in nudes?
Reminds me of a Bill Bailey quote: 'Paint your toenails like talons so that when you pick up mice with your feet you can pretend you're an eagle'
Holy shit, I'm not the only one!
Yeah, but without riding the shark and with the RPG it's just not as cool.