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August 23, 2010 | In: Funny

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Just got this gem in our inbox from Douglass T. who says “I open doors this way because I like to pretend I’m a velociraptor.”

damian

this made my day
scrobble

i know what i'm adding to netflix tonight
uber guy

clever, nobody will ever know
franklin

genius!
Anon

FAIL! Velociraptors use 3 fingers.
Jimmy

lmfao this made my day because…..I do teh EXACT same thing XD
stafferty

Clever girl
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Then why are you wearing clothes? Nudity would be far more convincing.

P-90

Are you saying that you look like a raptor when you're naked, great that image is going to make it more difficult to knock one out to your pics.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

I do. Why do you think i never send in nudes?

P-90

Reminds me of a Bill Bailey quote: 'Paint your toenails like talons so that when you pick up mice with your feet you can pretend you're an eagle'
Stumpy McTumpletons

Holy shit, I'm not the only one!
miami

Yeah, but without riding the shark and with the RPG it's just not as cool.

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