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August 24, 2010 | In: Captions, Funny

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uber guy

i laughed at 28 more than i should

Sizzle

Yeah, I did too. Butt secks jokes ftw!
isawoj

The old Animalgod special.
DaddyD

I laughed at #28 exactly as much as I should … then laughed some more when I showed it to my girlfriend, and she commented, "I guess she hasn't tried it yet."

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

WIN

dooley

fuck you, flowers!
mcardle

25 has so much win.

M90

I agree, #25 is great, and #12 is hilarious.

Blendercloud

Laughed so hard at #15 a coworker from the next office over had to come check on me.

Beau

What, is that unusually large for a dildo? Hmm, guess I've been getting the wrong ones.

http://antfamous.net Affe

Is it odd that I also did #5?

yepANDnope

You saying it first makes me feel less odd that i also did #5. Plan on trying it out again today only from the driver's seat this time.

Beau

I did 5, but instead I was jumping the power lines, and could only touch the ground between each line once, so when the lines were close together, IT GOT REALLY FRANTIC, then would settle down as they spaced out for longer drawn out jumps.

Chris Phoenix

me 2 , but with "sonic the hedgegod ™" flyin jumpin n ninja things !! now i am an illustrator
F.S.M.

Haha, my guy was on a dirt bike, doing tricks

dupe dupe

Hilarious? I think not.

dork knight

yeah, it takes a sense of humor to understand these
james hibbard

ur an idiot

DaddyD

I think he just commented too soon. I was thinking the same thing up until I saw George C.

John

I too did #5, but pictured the man pushing a lawnmower and doing tricks with it like it was a skateboard
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Super Planet Janet, she's a galaxy giiirl…

amanda

it's Interplanet Janet. School House Rock was the best.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

You're right! I so fail. I'll use the fact that we had translated versions where I'm from…okay, I still fail since I have the DVDs.

Steve is Best

GO away attention whore. Noone likes you. Thats right… im talking to you. Shouldnt you be cooking supper soon HellHATHno FURY???

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

From the looks of the crappy Facebook I've set up under my handle, there are many people that don't hate me, and many more who have been deleted.
You don't have to read my comments. If I were an attention whore, I'd be putting up far more attractive pics and talking about my tit all damn day. Nice typing, by the way.

Steve is Best

tit as in you only have one? Or did you just fail at typing to.
You wouldn't be able to post more attractive pics, you look like a horse!

femtrooper

You must have some really attractive horses where you're from.

Beau

How does one get a touche and a burn all in the same sentence? That's a new level of awesome.

femtrooper

Yeah, I meant to go a complimentary route but it failed. It failed so bad it looped around and became a win..

On a side note I <3 hhnf

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Aw, thanks! I have one attractive tit. That's why i said tit. The other…there was an accident, haha!

MiPo_TheGoaT

It's like sharks with blood….They pick up on a microscopic scent of douche and they come running??? I'm sure his original "supper" comment was his best…..Chive on
Da Cuntstabber

Clever, but still an attention whore

Buffet

That should be "….fail at typing TOO?" (t-o-o). Did you complete first grade??
Buffet

WTF is a "noone"??? – Does that rhyme with spoon? LOL.
Jen

Steve must have been rejected by pretty girls in high school or is still in high school.

Da Cuntstabber

yet another asslicker

chrisdg74

28 – Surprise buttsecks. When you least expect it.

MiPo_TheGoaT

Perhaps a Screaming Pelican!?!?!

chrisdg74

That's a chance you have to take when making sweet love in the sand.

chrisdg74

May Dimebag rest in peace. Got my Blacktooth Grin right here.

MiPo_TheGoaT

Getcha Pull!!!
Da Cuntstabber

haha now i get you. You like Pantera. How cute and idiotic!!

Ulysses

#8 lol
http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

#4 should have been what happens when chuck norris goes diving

Beau

Impossible. The beard cannot be contained within a wetsuit. He also does not need oxygen to breathe underwater.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Sharks come to him when called.

MiPo_TheGoaT

Chuck Norris has gills. True story

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Chuck Norris doesn't need air, the air needs him.

Beau

this applies to all time and space. Chuck norris does not wear a watch to see the time, he wears a watch as a kind gesture, so time may always keep an eye on him.

Bud Ugly

… RIGHT in the face! Fuck you flowers.
Equalizer

I laughed at 24 moar
bob

Awesome!! Justin Bieber told his hair stylist… "just make it look like I'm always spinning in a circle"
Jon without the h

Oh man…15 FTW. I wasn't laughing at all until then. Excellent.
BigDingo

15 made me honestly lol
http://www.dailydawdle.com Daily Dawdle

Doogie, doogie, doogie!
chrisv

psh…i still do #5
MiPo_TheGoaT

Get hit in the back of the head with paperball…….Turn around and reveal to everyone that you are the inspiration for The Hard Times Of RJ Berger…..Take head cheerleader to prom…leave her and bang the chick who was hit by a bus…..

chrisv

i hated the ending. lol can't wait for the new season (if there is one).

Mon Medina

I still do # 5. with different characters, incredible hulk, wolverine, kenshin himura etc. RAMPAGE!
Awesome person

dude enough with the flowers getting kicked in the face already
mikethecarpenter

ypu silly people, at 4 im drunk enugh to get a ride home and you all have no idea how funny theses are. (sorry)
Climb

I did #5 but with a cheetah
Laurent

I pictured myself on a dirtbike jumping all around the place…

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