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August 24, 2010 |
In: Captions, Funny
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i laughed at 28 more than i should
Yeah, I did too. Butt secks jokes ftw!
The old Animalgod special.
I laughed at #28 exactly as much as I should … then laughed some more when I showed it to my girlfriend, and she commented, "I guess she hasn't tried it yet."
fuck you, flowers!
25 has so much win.
I agree, #25 is great, and #12 is hilarious.
Laughed so hard at #15 a coworker from the next office over had to come check on me.
What, is that unusually large for a dildo? Hmm, guess I've been getting the wrong ones.
Is it odd that I also did #5?
You saying it first makes me feel less odd that i also did #5. Plan on trying it out again today only from the driver's seat this time.
I did 5, but instead I was jumping the power lines, and could only touch the ground between each line once, so when the lines were close together, IT GOT REALLY FRANTIC, then would settle down as they spaced out for longer drawn out jumps.
me 2 , but with "sonic the hedgegod ™" flyin jumpin n ninja things !! now i am an illustrator
Haha, my guy was on a dirt bike, doing tricks
Hilarious? I think not.
yeah, it takes a sense of humor to understand these
ur an idiot
I think he just commented too soon. I was thinking the same thing up until I saw George C.
I too did #5, but pictured the man pushing a lawnmower and doing tricks with it like it was a skateboard
Super Planet Janet, she's a galaxy giiirl…
it's Interplanet Janet. School House Rock was the best.
You're right! I so fail. I'll use the fact that we had translated versions where I'm from…okay, I still fail since I have the DVDs.
GO away attention whore. Noone likes you. Thats right… im talking to you. Shouldnt you be cooking supper soon HellHATHno FURY???
From the looks of the crappy Facebook I've set up under my handle, there are many people that don't hate me, and many more who have been deleted.
You don't have to read my comments. If I were an attention whore, I'd be putting up far more attractive pics and talking about my tit all damn day. Nice typing, by the way.
tit as in you only have one? Or did you just fail at typing to.
You wouldn't be able to post more attractive pics, you look like a horse!
You must have some really attractive horses where you're from.
How does one get a touche and a burn all in the same sentence? That's a new level of awesome.
Yeah, I meant to go a complimentary route but it failed. It failed so bad it looped around and became a win..
On a side note I <3 hhnf
Aw, thanks! I have one attractive tit. That's why i said tit. The other…there was an accident, haha!
It's like sharks with blood….They pick up on a microscopic scent of douche and they come running??? I'm sure his original "supper" comment was his best…..Chive on
Clever, but still an attention whore
That should be "….fail at typing TOO?" (t-o-o). Did you complete first grade??
WTF is a "noone"??? – Does that rhyme with spoon? LOL.
Steve must have been rejected by pretty girls in high school or is still in high school.
yet another asslicker
28 – Surprise buttsecks. When you least expect it.
Perhaps a Screaming Pelican!?!?!
That's a chance you have to take when making sweet love in the sand.
May Dimebag rest in peace. Got my Blacktooth Grin right here.
haha now i get you. You like Pantera. How cute and idiotic!!
#4 should have been what happens when chuck norris goes diving
Impossible. The beard cannot be contained within a wetsuit. He also does not need oxygen to breathe underwater.
Sharks come to him when called.
Chuck Norris has gills. True story
Chuck Norris doesn't need air, the air needs him.
this applies to all time and space. Chuck norris does not wear a watch to see the time, he wears a watch as a kind gesture, so time may always keep an eye on him.
… RIGHT in the face! Fuck you flowers.
I laughed at 24 moar
Awesome!! Justin Bieber told his hair stylist… "just make it look like I'm always spinning in a circle"
Oh man…15 FTW. I wasn't laughing at all until then. Excellent.
15 made me honestly lol
Doogie, doogie, doogie!
psh…i still do #5
Get hit in the back of the head with paperball…….Turn around and reveal to everyone that you are the inspiration for The Hard Times Of RJ Berger…..Take head cheerleader to prom…leave her and bang the chick who was hit by a bus…..
i hated the ending. lol can't wait for the new season (if there is one).
I still do # 5. with different characters, incredible hulk, wolverine, kenshin himura etc. RAMPAGE!
dude enough with the flowers getting kicked in the face already
ypu silly people, at 4 im drunk enugh to get a ride home and you all have no idea how funny theses are. (sorry)
I did #5 but with a cheetah
I pictured myself on a dirtbike jumping all around the place…
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