Daily Afternoon Randomness (36 Photos)

  • lol

    #34 Yes,I love those

    • Name

      What even are those!?

      • its_forge

        Dyson hand dryers. They're called airblades, I think; you get a very hard, thin, very high-velocity stream of air right at the gap at the top, and you put your hands in the top and draw them back out and they're warm and dry, that's it. No "briskly rub hands together," no "wipe hands on pants," you are good to go. They're supposedly amazing but I still haven't gotten to see one in person.

        • Lardo

          They are amazing. Like you said, it's just a cold and fast stream of air designed to 'scrape' the water from your hands rather than evaporate it with warm air. Much faster and I believe more energy efficient.

    • Frenchgirl

      yes me too!!

      they're actually great and fun ,i think they help convincing reluctant people to wash hands too!

      • Southernmost

        #34 I've been sticking my dick in those and it feels great

    • davedoesn'tgetit

      They work really well, unless there is water in the bottom of them because some troll decided to see how wet their hands could be.

      The result is a high speed spray of dirty 'squatter-hand' water.

  • Big Los

    It's a shame neither of the dudes in #7 would probably know what to do with the girl in #7…or any of the girls in this DAR for that matter…

    • Jawbone

      Yeah, but I'll bet you have it on lock, don't you?

      Fucking pathetic douchebag.

  • tom

    the more I looked at #3, the harder i lol'd

    • SweetAwesomeness

      the joke is that the name of the magazine says "Good Ho" right?

      • Pussy Stink McGee

        negative genius. It's the fact that her head is 5,000 times too big for her body.

  • Ian

    14 is a repost.

    Of 5.

    • amanda

      Hey man, nice catch. Really good. Wow.

    • Chris

      Yeah I was wondering, why the double post? Then I realized that THIS IS SPARTA

  • rebecca

    I don't know if the positioning of 11 and 12 was intentional, i suspect it was

  • Brady



    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      It feels amazing knowing how hard you fail.

    • king

      it feels good knowing i didn't fail

    • Mr Man

      It feels a lot like fourth.

    • Kjellupa

      If you have to ask, you're not doing it right.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        You're done posting…already? Wow, um..I'll go get dressed and talk about you to my friends.

    • passivemenis

      Maybe next time, Brady…maybe

    • Wil

      Wow EPIC FAIL!


    • BobPlant

      1st loser BITCH

  • peteyroberto

    theyre also making me hard…the nipples not the eyes

    • Hubble

      It's a vicious cycle

  • Ken

    #2 That's what a dude gets when he wears purple and Lace. Notice what the picadors did to the bull's neck? They cut the tendons there so the bull can't lift his head. Looks like the might have missed [snort].

    #26 !

    #31 I think the kittens are Egyptian Mau.

  • Max

    #30, yes please.

  • bowhuntpa

    dyson handryers are sweet

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I thought they were to put your boobs in for measurement. No wonder I keep getting odd looks in public restrooms.

      • MiPo_TheGoaT

        oh you just liked the way the hot air felt….admit it!!!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Gives me that feeling like when you climb up the rope in gym class.

          • Kjellupa

            There's penicillin for that.

      • its_forge

        You're going to put your boobs into a high-speed, highly-constricted flow of warm air? That sounds… oddly like a mammogram, actually.

    • Carl

      looks like a Costco bathroom (not that I hang out in public bathrooms or anything)

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        …with cameras

    • http://www.forthinc.net cougar78

      sad what impresses us but yes the dyson handdryers are very cool. I want to put one in my house

    • TheBurnsUnit

      They're HAND DRIERS??!!

      I pee'd in one the other day and woke up in hospital.

      They should put warning signs on these things, FFS!

  • FailRater

    wow. want more of 16 !!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/eric.cholis Eric Cholis

      MOAR of 16, please and thank you!

  • lance

    who is #12?!?!?!

    • Azrrael

      Ines Sainz

      • scv

        Chive, more Ines Sainz please!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Joe

      She is a Mexican sports commentator her name is Ines Saenz

    • Will

      #12 is Tiger Wood's Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

      • its_forge

        Ha, Elin only dreams of having an ass like that.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    6, Apparently your girlfriend likes to eat……Nevermind i can't do it…

    • Del

      I see what you did there…

    • passivemenis

      Yes, she likes the kitty…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Korean food?

    • http://www.facebook.com/pipemover Michael Freeman

      I'll say it, "I like eating Garfield too."

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Even back then, Jennifer Aniston had big fans. /lame.
    It's pretty sad when the damsel in distress is in better shape than the losers in tinfoil.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000460687400 Glenn Kipling Farrelly

      I think that was for a Frank Frazetta competition…

    • anonymouse

      The other girl in #20 is Chaz Bono, not some random Chiver. No joke.

    • kater

      you need to stop thinking your comments are hillarious. or even funny. or could just lift the corner of one's lips a single mm. get lost douche.

      • Beau

        Do you get butt hurt easily? It appears so.

        • Disturbance

          You pathetic worm, you deserve to be exterminated like the fluffer you are.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            He fluffs quite well.

  • chrisdg74

    6 – I think she's telling you that you should be eating her, um, ya know..
    8 – Hah Hah!
    12 – Om nom nom nom.
    30 – Om nom nom nom, part 2
    36 – That's not all that's hard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dallas.huybregts Dallas Huybregts

    Man, I would give 10 years of my life just to spend an afternoon eating chocolate cake out of the ass of #12.

    • Big Los

      I'd rather kiss her…

      • sippinator94

        I'd rather fuck her, but I am not a big fan of chocolate cake.

    • ducky

      You better make sure it's chocolate cake.

  • king

    12 ,30 ,36; makes you appreciate eye candy

  • Son of Dad

    Good randomness today. Well done Chive.

  • Max

    #34, Could possibly be the most engineered product ever but I love them!

    • Matt

      what are they? advanced hand dryers or something?

    • Steve Thomas

      Butthole Europe and Asia have had these handdryers for about 10 years. Welcome to the 21sy century America.

  • Luis

    #12 es mexico's Ines Sainz

  • littlebirdy

    number 16 is hot! I'd do her 😉

  • SwanDiver

    #12 who is this woman? Seriously. I would pay money, run marathons, climb walls, learn to cook and put the seat down for such an ass. I finally understand what love songs are talking about.
    I think I hear angles. haa-aaaa-aaaaaa

    • SwanDiver

      *angels (I hate these typos that spellchecker doesn't catch)

      • Nicnac

        no no dude… if you can hear angles, you should be on that Stan Lee superhumans show or something

    • Chester

      Her name is Inés Sainz she's a mexican reporter

      • SwanDiver

        THANKS Chester 😀

  • MeLoveYouLongTime

    Good for that bull. Stick something in my back, i am gonna stick something up yours

  • gator

    yes chive i would like to order the #12 to go with a side of #26

    • keithp420

      with #30 for dessert…

  • alpsy

    #12 Ines Sainz mexican reporter

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