Damned if this isn’t the most retarded thing I ever saw (8 Photos)

Bonnie Burton decided that droids are better than dudes and has officially married R2-D2. And you're prolly thinking it's not the real R2 however Lucas Films provided the R2 unit and the pastor, Steve Sansweet, to make it all nice and legal. Darth Vader was also in attendance.

  • Opus

    In the last picture, isn't she kissing him where his little wang came out to shock Jabba's pet in Return of the Jedi?

  • thetech2

    R2 could do much better and nope that is not the weirdest shit I have seen today not even close

  • Ken

    I guess being a "Twilight" freak was just too much of a cliche for her.

  • http://colddeadfingers.tk Merovingian

    Maybe shes just attracted to chrome domes 😛

  • B-Man

    Is it just me, or in #8 does Darth Maul have that "Omg what have I done?" look on his face…

  • Viking

    One more in a long line of stupidity that makes me shake my head in sorry at the state of humankind today.

  • IamWhoIam

    wander what the honey moon will be like… does r2 have a penis tool for women like he has a key/doorlock/decoder arm?

  • whyr2d2

    Why r2 why u could marry

    The pink r2 in the back

  • dutchielover


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  • Hugh G. Rection

    Fucking midget in a r2d2 costume

  • chris

    How is Darth Maul so short? He'd be the least intimidating Sith guy ever

  • fuzzybeard2016

    Reminds me of the 'So Beautiful And So Dangerous' segment in Heavy Metal.

  • Slamdunk

    Now that is funny. Love the vans.

  • shitman

    what in the blue fuck?!

  • Equalizer

    R2 probably the best sex toy out there better than Darth Vibrator

  • Anonymous

    Looks like Adrianne Curry was in attendance as well. HAWT!


    i say let the droid nail the cow, nobody else( except for an ugly snaggletoothed black dude) wants that stinky shit.

  • hmshore

    did you really need to use the word retarded?

  • Spivias

    this is stupider then that guy who married the ds…
    at least the ds sorta talked

  • Frankie Muniz

    I hope R2 cheats and gives her the robot clap.

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