August 26, 2010 |
In: Creepy, Funny
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BAD VERY BAD CHIVE!!!
No. 3…. the fuck is that?
Think it's some kind of representation of how much fat he has in his body or some shit.
Think it's a representation of how much fat is on his body or something.
I think it's the fat that he got sucked out from liposuction.
Look at his arm and his lack of a pelvis on the left side of the photo.
Some of these guys take Dunlap's Disease & a "DickeyDo" to a whole nother level. :p Ick.
Gee, They all seem so proud….WTF!
that was disturbing
#15 is the funniest thing I have seen in a while, whether intentional or not.
Tupac is doing somersaults right now
15 – More like "Gut Life".
I need to go to the gym.
1, Hey baby…Suck my FUPA!!!!!1
#1 OMG, HHNF must be traumatized. I never knew she had a near death experience with the dreaded hippie wheat beer gut. I'll never truly understand what she's been through.
How unfortunate it would be for all of those hilarious messages to get forwarded to a certain someone…
You see my username, right?
Hahah!! – All I can think about when I see #1 is her making that fart sound by blowing on that dudes stomach.
& the face palm by her friend is justified.
2 questions: 1) why are men proud of having massive guts? 2) why do men with fat guts insists on getting tattoos on them?!
1) Ya see, it's sortof an unwritten rule. Most of us love beer & eating good food. A big gut is a sign that we enjoy both of those. So, we have the options of a ) being ashamed of how we look, or b ) making a joke out of it/showing "pride" in it. It basically just boils down to optimism and trying to make light of the fact that we're terribly unhealthy. Otherwise, we would be what society calls "emo" about it. So, if we have to choose between "emo", and "funny/proud", we pick funny/proud. I hope my insight into the male ego has educated you in the way you desired.
(please notice the simplistic approach males take to these situations)
2) That, I don't know. Honestly, I don't think *most* of us do. I would say it has to be a VERY small percentage, 1-3%. That observation seems to be rooted from a lack of experience, or exposure to an unusual group of people who may skew your viewpoint in that direction.
If you have any more questions, feel free to ask, lol
Don't worry skinny #14 guy, you've got elastic waistband shorts. Room to grow. Keep reaching for that rainbow!
It's way too early in the morning for this shit. Thanks Chive.
Chive, I thought you liked us…WTF
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
fat people stay in you houses plz.
man, i' m a pretty fit guy. i work out i eat right (some what) and i don't walk a round with my shirt off cuz i don't think people really wanna see that. so why the hell do they?
You should. It's an amazing sight.
I don't know what the chick in red in 8 is laughing about, she's not far behind.
You know that fat lazy pieces-of shit NEVER get laid! Jackoff faggots! If you don't have ripped abs you're never gonna get chics.
You sound like you're hung like a field mouse. Did you want to talk about it? It's ok, there are other ways to please a woman.
Could I please at least be a field rat?
LIES! You know how many of these guys I've seen with hot women? They must be really nice. Like, REALLY nice.
#13 is deniro?
#15 – 2PAC IS STILL ALIVE!!!!
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