Pregnant men..? (15 Photos)

Think it's some kind of representation of how much fat he has in his body or some shit.

Think it's a representation of how much fat is on his body or something.

Look at his arm and his lack of a pelvis on the left side of the photo.
He's photoshopped.

Tupac is doing somersaults right now

How unfortunate it would be for all of those hilarious messages to get forwarded to a certain someone…
You see my username, right?

1) Ya see, it's sortof an unwritten rule. Most of us love beer & eating good food. A big gut is a sign that we enjoy both of those. So, we have the options of a ) being ashamed of how we look, or b ) making a joke out of it/showing "pride" in it. It basically just boils down to optimism and trying to make light of the fact that we're terribly unhealthy. Otherwise, we would be what society calls "emo" about it. So, if we have to choose between "emo", and "funny/proud", we pick funny/proud. I hope my insight into the male ego has educated you in the way you desired.

(please notice the simplistic approach males take to these situations)

2) That, I don't know. Honestly, I don't think *most* of us do. I would say it has to be a VERY small percentage, 1-3%. That observation seems to be rooted from a lack of experience, or exposure to an unusual group of people who may skew your viewpoint in that direction.

If you have any more questions, feel free to ask, lol

You should. It's an amazing sight.

You sound like you're hung like a field mouse. Did you want to talk about it? It's ok, there are other ways to please a woman.

LIES! You know how many of these guys I've seen with hot women? They must be really nice. Like, REALLY nice.