Daily Afternoon Randomness (38 Photos)

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  • bob

    thank you solomon

  • Harry

    #1: That's a smart way for big guys to pick up chicks at the beach.

    • stafferty

      He also got a new watch stuck under his left shoulderblade.
      (Obligatory beached whale comment here)

    • Equalizer

      That guy is probably rich…

  • Random

    #27 Jackie, can you please repost without the dialogue bubble?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      What kind of a guy would cheat on that..

      • SmokeyTheBear

        WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED??????

  • man man

    #10 What is this, Waterworld? F that.

    #11 Your career is over!

    #13 epic journalism win.

    • Alba

      "#10 What is this, Waterworld? F that."
      That's what your dad says to your mom in bed, who is also your sister, and 3rd cousin…

      "#11 Your career is over!"
      At least he had one. While your basement living, cheeto eating, Josh Whedon fan boy loven emo whore, hasn't accomplished anything greater than mimicking "Buffalo Bill's" mirror scene from Silence of the Lambs

      "#13 epic journalism win."
      You've must earned your GED online, from Somalia, while performing autoerotic asphyxiation.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Someone is cranky today. Perhaps, it should rub the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  • Brozy

    the susan girl is susan coffey…..deviant art

  • Commentius

    I think the Chive already found #33. Susan Coffey. And I come here WAY too much.

  • H^S

    #18 You can have her, I've already got herpes.

  • Commentius
  • garp

    #19 > #18…haha, #18, take that you average looking attention whore

    • Stevo

      seconded

    • http://www.twitter.com/justin_speedo NTFW

      lol sooo true! BOOBS FTW ♥

  • http://www.ezmelts.com/testimonials.html Tablets

    Did you find Susan? Please tell me you did 😮

  • fuzzybeard2016

    #38: Yes, yes it will.

  • dajesus

    I think Billy should post pictures of the new chick. It'd be easy to say, "poor, poor dumb Billy." But maybe she was worth it…

    • SweetAwesomeness

      lol good insight there…..i sincerely hope she was worth it!

  • Beau

    The only explanation for #1 is that it's their dad. I can't possibly see any other circumstance where that would be appropriate.

  • Shane

    #38, sweet holy balls of goodness!!!

  • AlexB.

    #27: Good for Billy, Jackie looks like a pain in the ass anyway.

  • tommybhoy

    7…she hot for a Goth
    10…if am drunk then it doesn't matter what it looks like
    31..omm omm mmm

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Susan Coffey??? Google will find you thousands of hits

  • Equalizer

    #19 – She's having fun again with that damn vibrator…

  • Equalizer

    #7 – I think I'm beginning to like Goth…

    • DaddyD

      She can shit bats in my bed anytime.

  • KMM

    I would use number 10 for sure. It is actually pretty smart.

    • northerner

      Um, no.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #19 – Hottest pic. of the bunch.

    • Shopper

      Yeeeeeeeep!!!

  • aosux

    Maybe he found someone without a bill.

  • childofthenephilim

    7# What's Goth about her?

    • Stevo

      uh-oh pissed of real goth alert.

    • The indian

      I wanna lick you

  • hamster huey

    why post 20? that stuff got boring quite a while ago. now its just plain stupid.

  • bktscrambler

    No one has said anything about the eco-urinal. I say it's retarded.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      i agree…..i'm sure 9/10 are going to piss in the sink…well, because its there….

      • CMG

        tall people will anyhow

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