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Some homeless people know exactly how to make a quick buck (30 Photos)

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  1. Firstly says:

    First, suckas!

  2. shanna_SA says:

    gotta give it to them, they sure are getting creative…I liked the penis one :) being short har har

  3. SaM says:

    Epic win and +25 cents if i see them

  4. Ryan says:

    These guys are very good at making catchy signs.

  5. pufffdragon says:

    If only Firstly could be as original and creative as these bums.

  6. Brad says:

    Like Chris Rock said, if you see a homeless person with a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless very long. A real homeless person is too funny to be hungry.

  7. Beau says:

    #3 I guess Limp Bizkit must have really went to shit. Fred Durst appears to be taking it pretty hard.

    Lol, I said taking it pretty hard.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT says:

      Durst has always taken it pretty hard…..I would pay good money to be able to take one of my personal guitars and bash his head with it…..side binding first…..

  8. Terry Burke says:

    i say we all ignor firstly. maybe they'll go away

  9. MiPo_TheGoaT says:

    Im sure it's like this all over but with the slowing economy they are everywhere here in MA…Window squeegee in one hand and a key in the other to key your car if you dont give them money…

  10. Kjellupa says:

    Goddamn Ninjas!

  11. SweetAwesomeness says:

    # 26 – i would definitely waste at least $4 in quarters hitting that guy

  12. hmm says:

    "Smile if you masturbate" ahhhahah

  13. some dude says:

    I gave a dollar to #28 when I was in NYC. Dude was hilarious.

  14. Dan says:

    I think #5 is my uncle

  15. Chris says:

    Anybody else try to go to hotasses.com like in #17?

  16. Steping over bums like they were Oscar the Grouch…Get it together Grouch, Get a job Grouch!!!!

  17. Shane says:

    99% of people that panhandle are dumb lazy good for NOTHING d-bags. Every time one of them ask me for money i tell em…
    FUCK NO… FUCK YOU!
    Get a job and work like everyone else.

  18. Sarah says:

    Saw one guy busking in Port Douglas (Australia) whilst on holiday

    He was singing random lines / words (or so it seemed) whilst strumming a guitar
    Said something along the line "All proceeds to go towards soap for hippies fund"

    Was quite funny – but I'm a stingy cow and didn't give him anything….

  19. Gandalf.. says:

    TOO UGLY TO PROSTITUTE,TOO STOOPID TO WORK..

  20. CalculatedRisk says:

    #22 and #26 are class acts :)

  21. Locode says:

    14 looks weirdly like Owen Hart

  22. MonkeyMadness says:

    #4 It would be hilarious to know someone else made his sign for him because he can't read. :P

  23. Baldwng says:

    #30… I've seen that guy in Seattle. He's actually really damn funny! I gave hime a dollar.

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