Chicks, stop making duckfaces for the love of humanity (33 Photos)

It saddens me to say that I pulled some of these ducks from our 'Sexy Chivers' submissions. So to the Chivettes who see your photos here, please stop making duckfaces. Do it for the babies.

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  • garp

    …somewhere, along a deserted stretch of highway, an old native-indian is shedding a single tear down his cheek

    • ducky

      Was someone littering?

  • jim bob jones

    No 16 can do whatever the fuck she wants with a rack like that.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      No, no she can't

    • fortgatlin

      she can duck my sick

    • joeoby

      Add #4 to that exception

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Please, in the name of all that is holy, please don't let 8 be from the UK!

    • stafferty

      They sure look that way Gov-na.
      Cherrio

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        And good day to you, sir.

    • BusDucker

      The bus looks like one of our NYC buses, so there's hope for the UK yet.

  • jejej

    what's with the… on baby die?

  • stafferty

    Women complain about supermodels dictating the way that women are expected to look, however I have yet to see any ad in any magaizne where the model does the "Duck face". It is not sexy.

    Seriously, where did it come from?

    • Hates Paris

      That dumb bitch Paris.

    • sander

      i think some girl once made a photo of herself making a kissing pose with her lips and it evolved into this abomination

  • MigraineBoy

    That's a lot of dead babies!

  • Lora

    WHY would anyone do that to themselves in a photo? This has got to be one of the most unattractive things I've ever seen. It's like the trashy girl version of guys who wear their pants below their asses.

  • Hez26

    duck duck goose motherfucka!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #30 is about 30 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of her life…………..my dick.

    • Derec

      Your dick is so sad that it is about to become that girls most embarrassing moment? Umm…maybe it is just me but you should probably re-think advertising that fact. 😛

  • P Diddily

    What's the deal with #5? Why the hell is Miley Cyrus hanging out with Stephen Baldwin in a record store and touching his biceps. C-R-E-E-P-Y!!!

    • Tyrone Biggums

      Miley bet Stephen that he wouldn't get a Hannah Montana initials tattoo. She still hasn't paid him. True story.

    • Buffet

      Creepy is right. I wouldn't want that bitvh touchin' me either! She's foul. Stephen's cool.

  • Beltes

    These girls are a quack and waddle away from being someone's roast dinner…

  • bla

    #9 shud stop makin photos of themselves altogether – not just only duckface photos

  • Crystal

    Here's my theory:

    These girls are, or think they are ugly. They then pull duckfaces in every photo so that if someone comments on their hideousness, they can blame it on the stupid face they're pulling.

  • BGkid

    They all have a case of chovka u dupe

  • Beau

    #9 *HERF* The *DERP* here is *HERP*.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Im surprised the camera didn't break….That's way to much ugly for one picture…It made me jump back when i saw it…

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      I am trying to become a photographer how wide was that wide lens?

  • bowhuntpa

    #3 IT CLEARLY STATES NO DOGS ALLOWED!!!!!

    • lolololololololol

      It should say "No ducks allowed"

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Baldwin, WTF are you doing man?!?! Step away from Cyrus the virus ASAP

  • Neil

    I could barely scroll through all that nastiness.

  • Gissy

    How sad that even the dude in #14 is making the duck face. Just sad.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Duck hunting anyone???

  • J P

    WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY… Please dont ever put a duceface in sexy chivers… blasphemy!!

    • rICK

      here's a thought…….STOP POSTING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    OMGWTF Chive, your killing us……WTF is 9 and 25???? Just when i thought it was over!?!? My dreams will be haunted for a very, very long time….

  • Confused

    i want to find the original person to say this is sexy and beat them to a pulp

  • TheDon

    Someone explain to me how someone may be so manipulated by pop culture bullshit as to think that the duckface is sexy?

    I can't stop staring at their rediculous faces, so much so I can hardly even realize how nice their tits could potentially be. I just imagine them living life with their faces frozen like that, and everyone laughing at them.

  • Hutch

    it's a plague!

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