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It saddens me to say that I pulled some of these ducks from our 'Sexy Chivers' submissions. So to the Chivettes who see your photos here, please stop making duckfaces. Do it for the babies.
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Me want #12 for Christmas!…
Some years back the girls in Playboy would make a duck mouth but they did'nt do it on their face. Now that works very well.
The last group is actually blowing-kisses, as can be seen by the one girl's open-palm. One has to carefully distinguish kiss-blowing (which is okay, in limited quantities) with duck-face, involving the peace sign, which should be a shoot-on-sight offense.
09/01/2010
Dear Chive: I'm so fricking sick of stupid fuck face duck faces that if I ever go to take a picture of some one and they do that stupid shit I will kill them. Should any fellow Chiver kill a duckfuck face and if it goes to trial,… and I'm on the jury,… not only are they "NOT Guilty", I'll pass the hat for'em.
You seem appropriately named.
#33 girls on top left can't tell the difference between duckface and a FISH… hahaha
24+25= Me pouring liquid plumber into my eyeholes.
18+25= My pants getting tighter.
A WHOLE LOTTA COCKSUCKERS!!!
QUACK! QUACK!
If they don't want to be treated like sex dolls, then they ought to stop tanning their bodies to look like plastic.
Chive, you ought to put together a fem-dbag thread to go along with all those eurofreaks an their orange skin.
#27 Guidettes?
#18 hot, but ruined…
WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS DO THIS??!! DO THEY THINK ITS ATTRACTIVE??!! ITS NOT!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!
#9 WHAT THE FUCK!
who smiles anymore?… pshhhh ¬ ¬
#24 would be so purrty if she got that sh!t faux tan war paint off her face. Beautiful eyeballssss.
White ppl Duckface vs Asian multi-face, I'd give a win to those asian multi-face cuteness
some of these girls are really hot , then they go spoil it with that stupid fucking pose
I say photoshop sperm on every duckface until it ends! ITS TIME FOR THE REVOLUTION!
Fuck me dead… is number 5 one of the Baldwins?
oh god…my IQ has dropped so much…also, #9 scares me…also also, the chick in the top right of #21 needs to lay off the photoshop
theyre all fucked in the head
See, in different post some submitted Howard the Duck as a bad movie, but how can it be bad when it inspired a generation of duck-faces.
Just like chest and butt, they found another thing to try and stick out to attract us. Its the 'full lips' thing.
#4 was making a duckface? I didn't notice her face
Its almost too painful to look at! :S Why the fuck do they do that!? And its even WORSE when a man does it!!!