Action stars before they became famous (21 Photos)

  • Firstly

    First, suckas!

    • schango

      I pray to God that your penis dries up and falls off.

      • Christos

        Hyperbole much? Its not that big of a deal, and you responding so negatively is counterproductive.

      • kpsurf

        He has to have a penis in the FIRST place, to dry up and fall off……

    • Roberto

      Dont you have a life??

      • Tara

        if you had a life, sir, why would you 'reply' so damn fast to her not having a 'life', I wonder?

  • DNC

    Chuck Norris doesn't pose for pictures! Hell yea

    • MigraineBoy

      That was the picture that photographer ever took. Right after that he got roundhouse kicked to death by the Norris.

      • fasterthanu

        Thats been played to death.

        • HellHath NoFury

          Your mom has been played to death.

          • fasterthanu

            Your mom has been fucked to death.

            How you like 'em apples ya fat ugly cunt?

            Now back in the kitchen!!

  • 123roasthim

    jesus was harrison ford ALWAYS badass-looking?

    • Semper

      I didn't see Harrison Ford….

      • k94


      • dietroll

        i think han solo is #8

    • randerz

      Some people just have it for life. Lucky bastards.

    • Slapface 3000

      I think he used the rapid level up code.

  • guest59

    who is #17?

    • guest60

      Patrick Swayze

    • guest

      Looks a bit like Patrick Swayze maybe?

    • pdxboater

      I'm thinking that's Patrick Swayze.

  • Shmo

    #3 : Oh my god its Jackie Chan!
    #10 : Oh my god its Jackie Chan!
    #12 : Oh my god its Jackie Chan!

    • fasterthanu

      Ignorance is bliss.

      • BoogerEater

        that was Peter Griffin

    • Ralk

      How do you disrespect Bruce Lee like that… IMO he was the master…

      • Red-Joker

        Also little guy in grey? Ip Man, all round bad ass MoFo

    • CDavie

      my god you're an idiot

  • Tony

    I'm not about to slag off Hulkamania or the Hulk himself but that's an unfortunate photo, it looks like he's on his way to marry his sister and get a pet alligator ….

  • Immhotep

    #16 looks like a male version of Jennifer Aniston….

  • thefullbug

    Yeah, number 8. I wondered since when was Beck was an "action star".

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      When was Beck Han Solo?

  • stafferty

    #14 Looking back, why were we surprised that Mel Gibson went crazy. It looks like he was already halfway there before getting into movies.

  • Mac

    I WTFed hard at stone cold

    • smaknutz

      the hollywood blonde tag team. he was stunning steve austin

  • femtrooper

    Awwwwwwww Jet Li looks so cute!

    • stafferty

      So do pandas, but keep in mind both know how to kill you with a bendy straw (Jet Li shoves it through your orbital socket and scrambles your frontal lobe, the panda holds it in his hand as it literally rips your face off)

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Holy Shit…it's the cast of the expendables

  • 222

    guys having so much hair became bald hahahah

  • Spiderpig615

    I would so pick on chuck norris if I knew him as a kid….now no!!

  • Anonymous

    #14… joint?

  • Leo

    #14… is that a joint?

  • mattythegooch

    Chuck Norris was a Shark/Jet/Vinnie Barbarino stunt double???

  • ronin

    Is #2 Clint Eastwood? Who is:

    • Duke

      yup, Eastwood in what appears to be his Rawhide days.
      #3 is Bruce Lee
      #10 was answered above
      #11 dunno

      • xanderx666

        11 is jason statham

    • McBeastie

      #3 is Bruce Lee with his teacher Ip Man.
      #11 is Jason Statham
      #10 I think is Jackie Chan

  • patapata

    #3 bruce lee and his master ip man (true story)

    • xanderx666

      Grandmaster William Cheung teaches Wing Chun here in Melbourne…..I reeeeeaaaally wanna go!
      Ip Man taught him as well….just incase you didnt know 😛

  • Passerby

    I could have never, ever, in my strangest dreams could have pictured Bruce Lee as a nerd.

    This is an awesome collection!

  • passerby

    Ok, more comments:

    #1: When the page loaded, I could only see at first part of Arnold's face. He looked like 12 YO. Imagine my shock when I saw the rest of the picture.
    #2: Clint Eastwood TTL Hugh Jackman
    #4: You're shitting me. That can not be Bruce Willies. He just can't.
    #5: Chuck Norris looks like he could kick my a$$ even at that age.
    Skipping ahead a little
    #12: Jet Li looks like he could kick my a$$ even at that age.
    #21: Van Damme. ROFL! (O sh*t, I'm dead!)

  • cdnalor

    I didn't know they made a Tom Cruise bobble-head. And who wants to tell Arnold to stop making the duckface?

  • Dug

    I really wanted to see Mr. T

  • Wayne Gretski

    steve austin looks like he's on the cover of gay porn weekly…

  • Chris

    #11 is Jason Statham, right?

    • Yourfreakindaddy


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