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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (31 Photos)

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  • Ralk


    • datepwn


    • HellHath NoFury

      It's most peoples' Monday, since yesterday was a holiday. Figurative-phrasing comprehension fail.

      • Urmom

        this dude is making a joke and you just have to ruin it don't you? just..
        go back to the kitchen or sumthing…

        • HellHath NoFury

          Antifreeze in your jello.

          • Stevo

            Leave her alone she seems nice.

            BTW HellHath, can I finger you?

            • danger


              • HellHath NoFury

                That's what he said.

            • HellHath NoFury

              In a suspect lineup? Sure. I'm getting used to it.

              • its_forge

                Number Four officer!!! It was the fourth one from the left, she flashed me her tits and took my wallet while I was standing there going 0.0.

      • ryan

        so funny how everyone always buries your comments

        • HellHath NoFury

          That's why i strive to make worse comments every day, to make others feel better. It's all about self-sacrifice.

      • Ralk

        I've obviously lost the comprehension of what day it is.. I don't care how figurative you want to think it is…. IT will never be Monday… Oh and btw 80% of the worlds population doesn't recognize yesterday as "Labor Day".. Your right… I've Failed at life..

        • HellHath NoFury

          My right what?
          You fail at spelling.

  • Doug Goff

    Yeah FAIL, it's Tuesday guys!

  • Michael Freeman

    Tuesday's suck. Let's just have 2 Monday's.

  • Bud Ugly

    Hehe, Emo-Nerd was quite funny.

  • metalcool36

    I'm sorry flash but things aren't looking to good for you

  • HellHath NoFury

    He ain't Heavy, he's my brother!
    Maybe she really likes pork.
    Women, you think THAT is the Sexiest Man Alive? Am I missing some estrogen or something?
    I love number nein.
    10-my 5th-grader is in pre-algebra. I'm not a shitty parent.
    20-okay, now he should be the sexiest man alive.
    It's okay, Flash, the women won't miss it, they didn't notice it in the first place.

    • doucheyMcdouche

      what have you done with the real HHNF?!?!? your posts are lame and not funny…so you must be an impostor!!!

      • HellHath NoFury

        I know, right? I'm on 5% Awesome lately. I'm in lerv, that's why.

  • gator

    #17 haters gunna hate lol, or they see me rollin… they haten

  • j12goose

    #21……..Damn you seatbelt law!!!!!!!!

  • lame

    save us all time and just insert a link to the cheezburger network

    • its_forge

      I'd rather stay here thanks

  • max

    Flash is about to have a real bad day, that gotta hurt!!

  • Penelope

    # 18. =D

  • equalizermax

    Stupid Ugly, Fat, Chinese, Rich Kid…

  • Gandalf..

    Batman will save flash…

  • Nbcdnzr

    It's more like Anti-Spock. Fat, berded, but most of all… he has no ears!!!

  • Beldar

    I laughed out loud on a lot more of these then usual. Todays was exceptionally well done. Way to go Chive!!

  • Sadie

    Dear Emo-Nerd: You're doing it wrong.

  • lol

    my dick

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Apparently EHarmony wants everyone to lie!!!!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    30, Abstinence Programs….Do you have any recommendations if you only have daughters??? Besides my weapons closet…..

    • TheWacee

      Here's a recommendation if you only have daughters….don't potty train them…they're sure to remain virgins that way.

  • Azurescens

    #20 "You just read this in my voice." Actually, no, I didn't. I don't even know who that is or what his voice sounds like.

    • Marty Flipman

      You did, you just didn't realize it. That's how powerful he is.

    • Nameless

      Glad I wasn't the only one who doesn't know who the fuck that is or what he sounds like.

  • Vins

    It took me a while to fully grasp the last one…. lol

    • ThePoxDoctor'sClerk

      I hope you were wearing nitrile inspection gloves, young man!

    • Bud Ugly

      You obviously don't think about your penis enough.

  • Libertariandude

    #10: absolutely epic

  • shanna_SA

    lol @ flash ha ha looks like he's getting a Mrs Bobbit snip snip

  • ur_no

    #31 Forgetful Flash. Forgets to fuck off.

  • P-90

    #27 made me laugh.

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