The Miss Ukraine pageant isn’t messing around, man (27 Photos)

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The battle to be crowned Miss Ukraine Universe is as heated as it gets considering women from the Ukraine are about the hottest chicks on the planet. The audition process alone is rigorous. Women are weighed, measured, and scrutinized to hell and back. The winner advances to the Miss Universe pageant in Las Vegas. This years winner, and my future ex-wife, was Anna Poslavskaya.
I always dreamed of being an unscrupulous pageant judge, trading sexual favors for career advancement. If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to learn Russian and land a gig judging hot women whilst using my hotel room as a revolving door of drugs and models.

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  • lazy p

    they're all winners

    • Piggy

      They all list their professions as "Cam Girls"

  • daniel

    shouldn't they, you know, be in the kitchen?

    • HellHath NoFury

      Yeah, eating something.

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    • Stevo



    Ukraine turning out some suprisingly HPOA. i'd bang all those chicks… except Jean Claude Van Dam WTF is she doing there?

    • Boombi

      I think he's buying one

  • nemesis

    seriously, the noisy ads on this website are really detracting from the appeal

  • tommybhoy

    This post has been judged….we have a WINNER

  • chrisdg74

    Now if we can get THESE ladies in the mail order bride catalog, that would be awesome!

  • petwookiee

    …Those Ukraine Girls really knock me out! They Leave the West Behind…


    Not so hot at all! Ordinary girls! Russian girls are much hotter!

  • Tommy2X4

    Very nice. But, all I'm going to say is; go to the Bogue Inlet Pier, North Carolina during the month of July.

  • Bud Ugly

    I'd love to fuck any of em, but judging from their body sizes, they probably aren't interested in my meat.

    • mellisa

      your a loser.

  • Jimmy

    heaven…IT DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!!! god i've never seen so many beautiful women in one place…

  • metalcool36

    And why have we not started importing Ukrainian women yet?

  • femtrooper

    So Natalie Portman won?

    • MissChris

      I was thinking the SAME thing! Especially in 25 – looks just like her.

  • wanderingsmartass

    I would be the vulture waiting for the losers, to make 'em fell oh so much better. ; )

  • grotch

    meh, they look like regular white chicks.

    • HellHath NoFury

      Irregular ones are your preference?

  • Josh

    First boner of the day…

  • nomad78

    yeap but can they cook?

  • HellHath NoFury

    24 has some amazing hips!

    • dyfgy

      shut UP!

      • HellHath NoFury

        *wonders if you think this will work

  • bloodsport

    Is that Jean Claude Van Damme in pic 22?!?

    • Terry Burke

      i thought the same thing! it has to be

  • ryan

    winner looks like Natalie portman

  • rick

    LMAO it is Van Dam on #22….. wtf is he doing there? Ukraine chicks are effing epic. God I wish we would all just get along and join forces with Russia. id like to join some forces with their women!!

  • Rich

    Pic #7 = camel toe

  • Xenu

    we have several Ukraine exchange students in my town at the moment. They're broken English accent is so cute and sexy. <3

    • Jack

      What the hell are you doing on the computer then son?
      Get out there and make your nation proud!

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  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    21, SHHH…Don't tell anyone i'm hungry

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