The Miss Ukraine pageant isn’t messing around, man (27 Photos)

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The battle to be crowned Miss Ukraine Universe is as heated as it gets considering women from the Ukraine are about the hottest chicks on the planet. The audition process alone is rigorous. Women are weighed, measured, and scrutinized to hell and back. The winner advances to the Miss Universe pageant in Las Vegas. This years winner, and my future ex-wife, was Anna Poslavskaya.
I always dreamed of being an unscrupulous pageant judge, trading sexual favors for career advancement. If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to learn Russian and land a gig judging hot women whilst using my hotel room as a revolving door of drugs and models.

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  • MPMoore

    They bring nothing intellectual to the table, but if they bring me dinner, they are all winners.

    • its_forge

      Actually Ukrainians tend to be pretty sharp. Maybe not as giant-brained as Poles and Czechs, but they've got a good education system there and it shows.

  • northerner

    OMG. Gorgeous overload! Incredible, edible, legs….and other…things. Holy moley. Incredible gorgeousness…oh to be 20 again…

  • reeva

    its about time i went to the ukraine

  • http://www.facebook.com/DJDaddymo Maurice James Girvan

    Keep that dream John. If you need someone to cut lines whilst you're 'interviewing' …

  • Jason

    The battle to be crowned Miss Ukraine Universe is as heated as it gets considering women from the Ukraine are about the hottest chicks on the planet. The audition process alone is rigorous. Women are weighed, measured, and scrutinized to hell and back. The winner advances to the Miss Universe pageant in Las Vegas. This years winner, and my future ex-wife, was Anna Poslavskaya.
    I always dreamed of being an unscrupulous pageant judge, trading sexual favors for career advancement. If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to learn Russian and land a gig judging hot women whilst using my hotel room as a revolving door of drugs and models.

    John, FYI they speak Ukrainian not Russian…

  • its_forge

    And as usual the one crowned isn't anywhere near the best-looking woman. Still lovely though. Amazed – a-mazed!! at the number of truly attractive women competing in a *beauty pageant.* Usually by the time they get to the national level they've culled out all the really cute and sexy ones and all that's left is a bunch of horseface Barbie dolls. Then again, this is Ukraine, where everybody's a dang supermodel.

  • Davai

    I married an Eastern European…Met her in high school when she was studying here for a year–Lived in Russia for 2 years, married her, came back. She looks like that😀 It's sweet.

  • ddadaw

    OH MY FAPPING GOD!

  • stafferty

    THE UKRAINE IS NOT WEAK! HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR LITTLE GAME AND SMASH!!!

  • AGS

    i think you should learn spanish, miss universe is from Mexico

    • its_forge

      In fact I may be wrong but more Miss Universes have come from Spanish-speaking countries than any other language group…. I think Venezuela tends to win a lot too. My wife's Venezuelan mmhmmm ::nod::

  • its_forge

    The father of my granddaughter is Ukrainian. Yes, they are genetically an attractive group of people, my granddaughter is a very cute kid. Needless to say I am already preparing to intimidate teenage suitors at my threshold.

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  • Rick

    The only way to know for sure is to bang all of them

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  • Johnniringo

    Buying a one-way ticket to the Ukraine. What could go wrong?

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