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Never was a watermelon happier, nor I (Video)

September 8, 2010 | In: FAIL, Funny, Video

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

    Brutal. Just brutal. It was like the hand of God guided that melon right into that woman's face. It could not have been a better shot to the face.

    • Crankin

      BOOOOOM! Headshot!

  • CapnMarvel

    Nice set of melons on that chick! *rim shot*

  • CPO_Mendez

    Wow… ouch. That was painful. But you gotta keep trucking girl! Hit that knight!

  • Phil

    That was epic. "Right in the kisser!" POW

  • Choby

    right in the face baaam

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    I wonder if that blonde chick would continue if she got revenge-cored by a melon.

  • drinkinguy

    HA HA HA.
    that was great.
    HA HA HA.
    classic.
    thank you internet for bringing stuff like this into my life.

  • MPMoore

    That was probably the best thing I've seen all week.
    I especially enjoyed the "you gotta finish" part and the "I can't even see straight" line.

    Though I wouldn't mind her melons smashing into my face…

  • evo

    I think I saw her nose in the remainings

  • Kjellupa

    "Think long and hard" Bwahahaha

  • djclipz

    Awesome, didnt think it was gonna be tht good lol!! She took it well…

  • Beau

    I LOL'd. I laughed out loud really hard.

  • Where in the WORLD

    Good thing her nose slowed down that melon, or else this could have been a very bad clip.

  • Crystal

    "You have to finish"

    OR how about, you have to go to the emergency department??

  • mikethecarpenter

    That, given the nature of the chive, was no where near what i thought that was going……but i liked it!!! lots!!!

  • DeeJayZone

    Nice shot. ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=723721973 Jacob Charles Vincent Justus

    HEADSHOT!

  • John

    You have to finish LOL LOL LOL

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