• darren

    i think he might be overqualified

    • Randy

      Based on his graphic design expertise, i'd have to agree with you. That flier is top-notch!

    • Ricardo Useche

      He will also run for president

  • toby

    The women in E building are pretty hot i hear

    • Maurice James Girvan

      I reckon it was one of the women in E building that created this!

  • yourself posed

    sounds like he's got his priorities in line. sure, why not

  • Debbie


  • tommybhoy

    Got my vote

  • Ouboet

    What a guy. Just living the dream.

  • Brozy

    whom is this E. Miller character he refers to?

  • gator

    haters gunna hate

  • wanderingsmartass

    maybe for the douchebag board commitee..

  • HellHath NoFury

    Woohoo, works for a beer distributor? So, 10-12 an hour? Make it rain, bro.
    I think someone is about to get his knees bashed in my several husbands from E building.

    • Ripkord

      Jealousy has no room at the Chive

      • HellHath NoFury

        Actually, this room is quite comfortable. They upgraded me from a twin to a Presidential Suite when they realized the intensity of my jealousy. I make almost twice what my local Budweiser and Rainier delivery boys make, and I can't drink beer due to an allergy.
        Assumptions have no room here. You get to sleep in the lobby.

        • sippinator94

          Celiac disease FTW!

          • HellHath NoFury

            Nope, just barley.

    • Omar Rahoman

      Maybe they should bash in the knees of their so called wives.

      • HellHath NoFury

        True dat.

    • Howdy

      For someone who is a grammar Nazi, your line of "knees bashed in MY several husbands" sure seems you know, hypocritical. Just sayin'.

      • HellHath NoFury

        A typo is not a grammatical error, dear. It is not as if I misused or misspelled a word thinking that I was correct in its usage.

    • t-money

      This friggen girl has to get her 2 cents in on every damn post.

  • chrisdg74

    Working for a beer distributor (NOT distributer). As long as he can get me free brews, he has my vote.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT


    • chrisdg74

      Your wife isn't by chance a receptionist and expecting, is she?

    • HellHath NoFury

      Told you. Any guy wearing a leather jacket while not on a motorcycle needs a good pre-emptive whack.

      • Randy

        Don't worry, it's not real leather

        • Nameless

          Pleather. Heh.

  • man man

    I heard he used the same letter as his Jersey Shore Season 4 application.

  • top dog

    This guy's an asshole. I'd vote to give him a golden boot award….right up his ass.

  • TheFlintSkinny

    Sign him up!

    • zym

      ~28% of people (as of this comment) voted they don't believe in voting.

      • TheFlintSkinny

        It's like Mitch Hedberg said, "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

        • HellHath NoFury

          Rush- If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

        • sippinator94

          R.I.P. Mitch. Favorite joke of his:

          "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

          • supermegaultrajeremy


            "I hate how McDonalds ads say 'at participating locations ever.' I want to own a McDonalds that doesn't participate in shit.
            'Do you have hamburgers?'
            'No, but we've got spaghetti! And blankets!'"

            • Nameless

              LMAO. That would be awesome!

  • Luke

    Something tells me he is more morally qualified than 90% of those currently in office.

    • unfairrobot

      Not really, he's only got one receptionist pregnant.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    i like his stance on marijuana and video games…."its rad" i like this candidate….

    • 123 roast him


  • Kjellupa

    I wonder if he wears Axe body spray.

    • DeMonikk1

      Is there really any question? Wait, it's a toss-up between Axe and BOD.

      • Jeffrey Dommer


  • davey

    I would vote for him… just to piss off the other tenants

    • Maurice James Girvan

      If your vote was eligible you would be one of the other tenants. If I lived there I'd vote for him just to find out where he got the 'girl arm' necklace that he seems to be sporting! Or maybe its a girl arm sash…

  • Rolis

    he is definitely on the board, but i live in building B so he has no effect on my living area, pop that collar boy

  • BabyMistakes

    "it's rad"

  • aosux

    Lst time I checked…this was America

    • Billy-bob

      Last time I checked, that was totally irrelevant

  • Execudork

    For the board of an apartment complex? Yes, absolutely – he's already made quite an impression on some of the voters (e.g. the women of E building).

    its rad. 6 little letters, one great campaign platform.

  • bryainiac

    I wouldn't vote for him, it would cramp my style.

    • jpš


  • NTFW

    his word formatting skills fucking suck bro.

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