I’m too sexy for these GIFS

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  • Mio

    Anyone know the name of #4?

    • Thorongil

      +1

    • blake honda

      hwang mi hee

      • Thorongil

        Thank you, good person

      • alex

        are you sure? doesn't look like it

        • alex

          dosent look like number 8 i mean

    • SreyaNotfilc

      Idunno, but number 8 gives you a hint…

    • its_forge

      Dave

    • Stud

      some kind of chinese

    • Paul

      Who cares!

    • DFresh

      way to yung

    • Rampager

      hwang mi hee

    • Anon

      Song Jina

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

    Where's that last one from?

  • Where in the WORLD

    I suddenly feel like water skiing

  • ace

    best .gif set ever, for ever and ever. keep it up Chive!

  • defrostynating

    One of the Underworld movies i think.

    • Tony

      She looks a bit… 'special' in that shot and something tells me those aren't her dirty fun bags

      • its_forge

        Naw, that's Becks all right. She has practically no compunction whatsoever about showing nearly everything a woman is allowed to show a camera and not get her films rated NC-6 million.

  • defrostynating

    If you want to see #6 happen:
    http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_04/meh.ro291.gif

    NSFW obviously

    • ace

      hahaha awesome, i love you

    • Stevo

      YOU ARE A TRUE HERO!

    • repost

      couldn't find it, could you repost?

    • mikethecarpenter

      there are not enough thumbs ups that i can give you.

      • TrueDatStory

        259 tumbs up… still not enough!!!

    • http://twitter.com/Rham_Forktail @Rham_Forktail

      They should rename it "Gratification"

    • Nateb123

      Just to make this the best reply ever, I shall reveal to you all whose boobs those are. Her name is Simi and yes, she is a porn star.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

      Noice. but somehow it didn't live up to my expectations. they've started to go their seperate ways if'n you get my drift. but thanks. now i can die in piece.

    • http://twitter.com/transitshawn @transitshawn

      I have those same scissors !

    • Cheese

      liked it better before it was totally cut not a big nipple man

    • socaljd

      Now we just need a link for the Kate Beckinsale gif

      • yesman081

        i watched the movie, and own it on dvd. they dont show you crap, unfortunately.

    • Munk85

      Thank you.

    • johnseemore

      You ARE A GOD!!

    • Pedro

      "Did you ever know that you are my hero!"

      The Latin Lover

    • Mido

      I LOVE YOU !

    • akgoalie

      i swear to god, chivers are amongst the coolest people in the world

      who else would've done such a random act of kindness, for total strangers, like you did right here

    • Spencer

      http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaevzj_valery_se

      You can see the entire video here… Definitely NSFW… But very hot

      • Drew

        Kudos, sir!

      • Nishtai

        You are awesome

      • OMG

        Holy Shit. I can't thank you enough

  • Nameless

    Majestic.

  • blake honda

    haha, the first one is from 1000 Ways to Die.

  • chrisdg74

    I'll say it – I love titties.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      you have covered the entire male populace with just 1 comment

  • chrisdg74

    Curse you #6. Watched it 5 times and sure enough, it never happened.
    11 – Kate Beckinsale.Mmmmmm.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    11, Ahh…. Kate….now that is what vampires should look like!!!

    • chrisdg74

      Now if we can just find a way to rid ourselves of the sparkling "Twilight" douchebags, all will be well with the world.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

        LMA0, dude you totally stole my idea for a reply. Yeah, Kate Beckinsale & Kristanna Loken FTW!

  • Anon

    who is #5

    • Me too

      +1 Please…..

    • Mike

      i hope to god someone knows

    • i me

      melissa satta

      • its_forge

        Oh my that IS a fresh-faced little princess isn't it ::drool::

    • jroy

      Do I detect a slight nip-slip??? you be the judge…

      • jroy

        Check #5 – Melissa Satta

      • NELSON

        YES I SEE NIP!!

      • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

        HOLY SHIT, I think that is the first time I've seen her nips explicitly . . . http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/images/02/09/meli… <<< until now that was the closest I've gotten. BIG BIG BIG UPS 2 you jroy! B-D

    • larry

      she was in the movie "dude where my car"

  • Flavius

    Chive, how much money exactly are you getting from the-west . com, is it really worth it ???? The ad is so annoying with that music, always starts out of nowhere and i have to look for it all over the page (i usually open multiple tabs from the chive, and it's driving me nuts trying to find it to silence it). I can turn the volume down low for the whole browser, but that means no sound for videos either.

    PLEASE DON'T TAKE ADS WITH AUDIO IN THE FUTURE, I BEG OF YOU!!!

    • aaaa

      guess adblock plus is doing it's job. I don't even see the ad you are speaking of

      • Frenchgirl

        yep neither do I^^

      • CPO_Mendez

        Haven't seen or heard an ad on this site in a long time. I guess my Adblock is working it's magic.

      • its_forge

        NoScript + Adblock Plus fttmfgdmfw

    • Huddo

      Another advantage to living in Australia – my ads are all for BBQ's, beer and… well a lot of Australian Banks actually. Sigh.

  • Anonymous

    Well, that was more effective than coffee, i can officially start my day. Thanks Chive

  • MigraineBoy

    #10…That water drains faster than my bathtub.

    • its_forge

      The place your bathtub drains too is far less interesting than where that water there is going.

      • its_forge

        Drains TO. Dammit.

        • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

          LMA0 . . . fail. -_-

    • Schmatical

      I think thats octomom??

  • stafferty

    THIS WAS BOOBTASTIC!!!

  • coocoocuchoo

    anyone else think whats the point in these? i can just as easy go on Pornhub.com

    • MigraineBoy

      Nope.

    • BaJezzus

      Shut up and go back to your grave John. geez. You would look a gifted horse in the mouth.

    • Miko

      Well, yeah. But if I did that at work I'd get fired immediately. At least with this one it's a slow process with lots of memos first.

    • its_forge

      The door, let me show you it

    • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

      Stop plugging smut on this fantastic, semi-NSFW domain. Do you get like $.0003 for everyone that goes to that site from this page? SMHLOLGTFO

  • thetech2

    I saw your mom on pornhub.com

  • Crazyjoker

    #5 is Melissa Satta an italian Showgirl

  • orion11

    for the love of god, # 7 please, anyone…..

    • ABassTrombonist

      Jayden Jaymes

      • orion11

        i love you, i now have plans for the next few minutes

        • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

          jayden james in the fucked hard 18 video and she does one with Eva Angelina thats amazing and worth anywhere from 2-3 hours of your time 🙂 check um out, enjoy and chive on good sir.

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.burkinshaw David Burkinshaw

    boobs!

  • Hez26

    My interpretation of #4: meow meow, double fist a couple johnsons, swallow, that shit is nasty but i kept it down, thank you come again…i could be wrong

    • rodrocks

      Holy shit i think you're right!

    • http://www.last.fm/user/KoldShadow KoldShadow

      Fo sho, she's a pro, especially since she took the loads symbolically down the hatch, burped some up but still smiled and waved goodbye. :-3

    • Paul

      Spot on

    • LovesAsianGirls

      I found her name. It's Song Jina.

      • Med

        i think youre right

  • XAV

    Nom nom nom, arggggggghhhhh, grrrrrrrr, gruuuuuuuummppph :)))))

  • johnny rotten

    mmmmm kate beckinsale

  • Beau

    I was just uh…. driveway.

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