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  • Hi-sterical

    DRASTIC MEASURES! YESSS!!! Who said that!?!?!

    • youdummy

      THANK YOU!!! ….awesome.

  • BigDingo

    Makes me want to vote republican…

  • OneClownShoe

    Someone give this guy an espresso. I'd like to see his head explode.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beigs Nathaniel Beighley

    "Albert Einstein issued one of my most favorite quotes…" Oh, wait…I forgot what he said…

  • Ash

    I think he misunderstood the term aggressive campaign

  • El Jefe

    This sounds like Bill Murray

    • carebear

      holy crap – he does.

      • Salporin

        I was thinking more like Griff from Back to the Future 2. "Since when did you become the physical type!"

  • PewPew

    Someone get him a tampon!

  • davey

    did he win?
    or was he committed?

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS…IM COMING…BOTH BARRELS GUNS LOADED

  • sdfg

    … if he was for real, he wouldnt have to keep looking back at his notes..
    all a front

    • V4Vendetta14

      And Obama doesn't read from a teleprompter? One almost fell on him at a press conference… and once it was broken, he was silent until they got him a printed copy of his speech.

  • wanderingsmartass

    "cocaine is a hell of a drug" – Rick James

  • wanderingsmartass

    a little old to be going through puberty,

  • democrap

    "… if he was for real, he wouldnt have to keep looking back at his notes.."

    He would have used a teleprompter loaded by a speach writer

  • Negrodamus

    I wonder, is he living in a van down by the river?

    • KhakiMallard

      Living on a steady diet of government cheese…

  • garp

    …can you imagine if he was really passionate about this election?

    • Bill Murray

      hahahaha. I thought he was going to start crying!

  • Jesse Bronson

    I am sorry but this was just lame…

  • Big Los

    …AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO STARK COUNTY TO TAKE OVER THE TREASURY OFFICE!!!!!!!! BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1362495584 Devere Louis Peer Jr

      HAHA!

  • Bdrizzle

    "Its an INFESTATION!" I loved the way he said that lol – you have to wonder just how angry he is if he has to continue to read his notes …maybe we can all take a page out of his book and make up some notes before we get pissed so we have some intelligent quotes and bullet marks to hit on… *Fist bump*

  • sfmountainbiker

    Someone please autotune this. PLEASE!!!!!

    • Fo Sho

      I second that!!!!!

  • Joeyk

    I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    man…maybe he could get his point across better if he just had more energy in his speeches…

  • rawnoyz

    he shouldve ended it with "and where you gona run when the republican-maniac goes after yoooou"

  • top dog

    I heard laughter in the back ground, probably because they know this guy is a fucking nut and haven't taken his meds in about three days.

  • Alan

    WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? HELL NO! AND IT AINT OVER NOW!

    • Salporin

      Dammit, what is that from?! I know it, I just can't think of it.

  • Deus_22

    Sad to think that I live less than an hour away from that guy.

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