Hot Right Now: Sooo… you got wasted (40 Photos)

There are sexy Chivers among us (30 Photos)

Thanks to all the Chivettes for sending in their photos this week (I have the best job ever). If you're a sexy Chiver, send your sexiest photos to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com or use our awesome upload page. Share the love with the millions of Chivers who visit our site daily. HINT: You're a shoe-in if you write 'hi Chivers' on some part of your body. Do it for the awesomeness of partial nudity. Do it for your country!

Chive On!
- John n' Leo

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  • davis

    * closes window shades and shuts door *

    • Thad

      Finally! No duck face! lovely ladies, all of them!

  • Forrest

    a lot of these girls are not that hot. thumb me up if you agree

    • Donald

      If i could thumb you down to hell I would

    • CaptainInsano

      Duh that's why it's called "Sexy" Chivers among us…

    • DeMonikk1

      Bad news….you're a douche.

      • Guz

        And quite possibly a homo.

    • aosux

      Run, Forrest, run…in front of a truck. Fag!

    • Hah

      lol you failed. hard.

    • ChiveISslackin

      I agree… cleavage shots with out cleavage or a bunch of butter faces.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Or hiding a giant fat roll with their arms. I won't name names.

        • Duke

          Very few pics fall in this category, so it's kinda easy to guess which one. And if that's self-deprecating, well, you've got nothing to worry about. If it isn't, she doesn't.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            It's personal. I shouldn't have made it public, but I did, out of a moment of tactless viciousness and recognition of hypocrisy.

            • Duke

              Ah, well – we all fall prey to those temptations occasionally. Sometimes they are well justified and sometimes feel good well after the act.

            • aboutthat

              You're a bitch you fat cunt.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                Actually, I'm tired of being faced with vicious lies, passive-aggressive niceness and hypocrisy by certain females who try to make me jealous over something they do not have and I do not desire.
                I'm not fat. At all. Shallow name-calling, especially when untrue, defeats your argument. If that 'lady' would have used a full-body shot, it would not have been posted due to her boobiedo.

                • doucheyMcDouche

                  submit a pic or shutup!

                  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                    I've been on Sexy Chivers several times, honey.

                    • FortysixandTool

                      You've been "on Sexy Chivers several times"? Nicely done. How many? Were they blonde or brunette?

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Red, actually. And a black-haired. Facebook works wonders, and I've taken more than a few pics of Hot Chivers as well.

                • aosux

                  CAT FIGHT!

                  • doucheyMcDouche

                    really? so since then, have you let go of yourself and now have nothing to show? so instead of degrading others show us what you got…HONEY πŸ˜‰

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Nope, facial burn from a welding accident.

                    • doucheyMcDouche

                      a.k.a. herpes

                    • HellHathNoNeosporin

                      about a week ago? i thought u sounded a little more bitter than usual. i'm sorry to hear it, is it bad?
                      even though i have been fuckin with u under a different name every time for a year, i will not talk shit about your sexy chivers pix.
                      i do enjoy every thumb down i give u lolololololololololol

                      p.s. chix dig scars

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Yup, I look like TwoFace. And this was months ago.

                    • Gordon of Hesselink

                      holy shit 331 thumbs down and count. worse than "first"

                    • Nameless

                      Burn or no burn, you still kick ass, kid. Here's hoping all is well from a fellow Chiver that respects the hell out of you.

                    • anon

                      NAME FTW!!

              • Nameless

                So there IS a second fatroll behind the grassy knoll.

    • 100window

      280 thumbs down is one of the best things I've ever seen. Unlucky.

    • Nateb123

      I usually am first to say the women people call "hot" are above average at best but a fair bit of these women are pretty damn smoking.

  • RazorX

    24 = ❀

  • yeah!

    i love the chive too

    • SweetAwesomeness

      can i get a round of applause in honor of titties?!?

  • hell hath no hornet

    i just watched marble hornets!!!! hahahaha

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I have a hornet. I have named him Camaro.

      • hell has hornet

        i stand corrected

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Autobots, roll out!

  • Squidr

    What happened to EPIC? 😦

    • DeMonikk1

      Uh, have you looked at the pics? These fine ladies ARE epic…

    • aosux

      Ignore the rest of #5 and check out the nip. Pretty epic.

  • Danny P

    Claire, you are stunning. That is all.

    • Dave

      Yes indeed, she was my favorite one of the bunch!

  • Shelly

    I made it on the chive!!!! (I know but it's a big deal for me)

    • Boooger

      Good for you! What number are you Shelly?

      • Shelly

        17 – the ass on the left. πŸ˜‰

        • Aiming with quarter

          Dear Shelly, Your ass is fine. That is all.

          • Butchie

            Amazing ass πŸ™‚

        • bob the builder

          Good for you,
          Asses are for pooping, I need to see a face and some boobies!

          boobies and cooter!

    • Juan

      That is an ass that deserved to be on here!

    • theduke

      That is a magnificent ass

    • rawnoyz

      would like to pat that toosh after a scored point!

    • some guy

      Enjoy it, because it's on the net forever now.

    • GRadde

      You certainly deserved it. I would love to see the rest of you as well, to see if it's as perfect. ^^

  • jroc

    LORD almighty #23

  • DeMonikk1

    I'm going to fap at work now….

  • thomas angerton

    13 – WOW

    • Howler

      EXACTLY what I I'm thinking!

  • Martin

    This Chive! – gotta love hot foreign girls with limited english skills

  • Beccy McDonald

    Wow I'm famous…… sort of (#24!)

    • Tony

      School Girl outfit = SOOO hot!

    • Kyle

      Thanks for sharing! ❀

    • Webb

      Your man is one lucky SOB.

    • Phideauxe

      Becca you're so hot – but careful with that duckface. It's like a virus, and it will eat your soul……

    • Chris V

      Holy all hell you're smokin'. You remind me of that main chick from that Vampire Diaries show. That's a good thing FYI.

    • aosux

      Do you pose like that during sex? Because that would be awesome!

    • nathan

      you need to go back and retake that pic with the mirror behind you from a better angle… please

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        True! That's the ONLY flaw!

    • Dubya

      Sort of famous. Very hot.

    • :)!

      instead of being a sexy chiver you can be my sexy girlfriend instead. Its a bigger honor.

      Yours truly,
      Your future husband.

    • Cassidy

      your famous in my house!!!

  • DeMonikk1

    And to #13 and # 18…..I salute you..in more ways than one. Serious win. But with the whole post, their are no losers here.

    • Juni

      #13 is also my favourite girl in this post. Love girl with freckles. πŸ˜‰

  • The Dude

    15 is great

    • Ruudoo

      Wow, she realy is..

  • impressive

    Can I put in a vote for #1? that girl is sultry

  • Jim

    need a new desk……I broke this one from underneath……….twice.

  • chrisdg74

    Must……….not………..fap.
    Must………..not………fap.

    Oh hell. Awww, skeet skeet skeet.

  • Fishy

    #9 how could anybody recognize you. I see nadda.

    • DaddyD

      Her husband will recognize her. If he doesn't, I plan to marry her after she divorces the idiot.

      • Shannon

        πŸ™‚ Thanks! Haha!

    • http://thechive.wordpress.com/ unfairrobot

      Seeing as she signed the photo with her name, I'm guessing he will catch on.

  • Matty

    #3 is smokin

  • jpš

    #19 nice ti hmm what glasses?

    #9 I recognized you, you were good

  • H^S

    MOAR volleyball shorts pls!

  • jeff

    i love zoe.

    • aleXTC

      me too πŸ˜€

  • Doughnut

    Claire easily wins this one.

  • wanderingsmartass

    18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19.
    MOAR!

    • Big Los

      I concur, whole heartedly. They both are very relevant to my interests…

    • Jon M.

      I agree. 18 & 19 are a great 1-2 combo, and both are knockouts.

    • ishouldntknowthis

      You can see a whole lot moar of 19 if you want too, her name is talia shepard

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